Two Drunk Girls Watch Horror

Buckle up buttercup, tonight is as unhinged as Melissa and Jules have gotten since Melissa was lost in the sauce. Talking about Terrifier, and Melissa's unexpected love the killer clown. In one of our longest episodes since the dreaded Mandy (so much was edited out) the duo discuss the love for the horn, the real rules of friendship, and if it is okay to pee in public.

Join Melissa and Jules on a night where they both have drank more and less than they have before. Tonight the talks are about Melissa's long running obsession with Devon Sawa, Jules tangent about the name comeforth, and a bit of a movie review. Grab a drink, and listen to us tangent into oblivion.

Join us as we discuss this A24 movie led by our shared loved for Hugh Grant. Have some drinks, regret decisions, and remind yourself what Melissa says - "It sounds like I am going to have a respiratory issue by being in your house".

Melissa and Jules stay up too late, and drink too much while discussing this 2024 Nic Cage movie. We will play the game of are they too lost in the sauce to review the full movie? Does Melissa want no spoilers? Does Jules have a Mandy repeat? Join and find out!

Join Melissa and Jules to talk about this 2022 thriller about a guy who goes home with a beautiful woman from the bar. How long before Melissa is fully lost in the sauce? How long before Jules has a full breakdown over house size? How long before they reach the end of the movie? Will they stay on track? Grab a drink and enjoy!

Join us for our first episode of season four, and our first recording of 2025! We cover this 2024 movie from what some might call an unconventional viewpoint (Melissa needs to stop watching reality TV). As always staying on point is difficult, but staying drunk is a guarantee.

Welcome back for another extra saucy episode of TDGWH! We will be talking about the 2012 movie The Devil's Carnival. Are Melissa and Jules too drunk? Never! Are they able to review the movie, or discuss anything? Possibly. Is there an uncomfortably long rant about Jules love for Willy Wonka, yes, yes there is. Have all the drinks and enjoy!

New Year, new season, same us! Join us on a New Year's day episode of TDGWH, Melissa began lost in the sauce and Jules caught up and surpassed her quickly. Let's talk about surviving horror movies, Jules hating stealing booze, Melissa being young forever, and probably never discuss the actual movie! Have a drink (or four) and enjoy.

Join us for chats about running through wheat to meet a love, some chats about food, some scary chats about food and food items, procedures you need to be asleep for, and tweaking things you shouldn't. Wish us luck as we watch Flux Gourmet!

Join Melissa and Jules as they review this 2022 Sci-fi horror movie that asks "what happens to a couple in the spooky woods?" Thoughts are had about who is the bad guy, which movie is this like, and is every character actually just Melissa? Have a drink, have some fun, and have some thoughts.