The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also:• Orange Man Got His Balls Snipped• I Like Wisconsin, Everybody• Chained Between Two Pillars in the Dining Hall• Incredible Hair and Plenty of Jizz• A Growing Black Hole Hungry for Your Money• Had to Cut the F***ing Thing Open Myself• Who Killed Wilson?• A Lame Duck With a Reality Distortion Field as Big as Texas• Our Ship-of-Theseus Power Amp• The Most Chinese Shit I've Seen in a Very Long TimeRecorded November 4, 2026.

Also:• I am Performatively Not Anything• One Last Piece of Brain Candy• Fall Off the Proverbial Slave Ship and End Up in Iceland• What Remains of Edith• You Don't Need to Be Melted Down• Is There Enough Butter?• Dad Would Just Forget to Feed Us• Dumped at the Annual Turkey Drop• An Act of Self-Interested Neglect• All These Poor Pasty White PeopleRecorded October 27, 2026.

Also:• Not to Be Confused with David Coprophilia• Just Reeking With Id• Apparently There's a Lot More Choking• My Hands are Tied, My Tubes are Not• Plus the Occasional Bat• An Egosyntonic Representation of Their Inmost Desires• You've Lost a Fair Bit of That Chub• Circling His Own Dementia Dream of Memedom• This Screaming Corps of Sleuths• I Could Really Use a Lame Duck Right NowRecorded October 20, 2026.

Also:• Tickle Their ASMR Fetish• A Friendly Octopus Suction-Cupping Your Big Toe• Just the Name of Some Noodle Dish• Completely Rife With Frankenstein Amalgams• No Steak and Kidney Pudding, Please• The Name of a Trickster God From a Norse Country• Not for Lack of Guns, Nor Lack of Sociopathy• Some Very Eye-Catching Smut• Sad and Lilting Verses of Tariffs and Occupation• Like Somebody Poked Me in My ButtholeRecorded October 13, 2026.

Also:• Anything Does Not, In Fact, Go• We Were Paid in Hotel Buffet Food• It Sounded Like a Mexican Moped• An Ass So Magnificently Fat• Just Before the Embarking of Coitus• My Saturday Started, as Usual, on Thursday Night• A Date With One Such Entheogen• He Has a Street Named After Him in Peoria• I Forget You Hate Microtonal Music• The Crow was Our Ring BearerRecorded September 22, 2026.

Also:• A Large Zeppelin at Your Wedding• Two-Plus Hours Curling Zaelyn's Hair• You Mean Literal Tacos• The Hat, the Goggles, the Vest, the Gloves, the Jabot• A Good Stiff Hearty Suck of Nicotine• Maybe a Little Less Lead Paint?• Festering Problems Will Be Exhumed• All That Happens is Necrosis• The God-King of TV, Fred Rogers• He Looked Like a Panama PimpRecorded September 16, 2026.

Also:• We're Not Looking for Pepperoni Areolas• So You Expunged it From Your Mind• Not Some Actual Inter-Company Catastrophe• He's Got the Adobo in His Veins• Make Fun of My George Costanza Shrinkage• 13 Zaps With the Paddles• Take Someone Else's Scalpel to Your Own Sacred Tabernacle• She Closed Me on Dunfanaghy• Entirely Testable, and Complete Bullshit• They're Not Dead Until They're Warm and DeadRecorded September 1, 2026.

Also:• A Man of the Cloth, Beaten to Death With a Bowling Pin• Wait, Chalamet is 55 now?• She Doesn't Strike Me as the Spirituality Liminal Type• The Pus Bubble is Going to Pop• A Great-Great Grandmother With a Wonderful Relationship to Death• Dave is a Peculiarly Excellent Hang• Creating a Whole Tribe of Fops• That Was Her Talking About Orgasms• Uneducated Illiterate Groundlings Pay Their Half a Farthing• Coca-Cola Thinks I'm StupidRecorded August 18, 2026.

Also:• Instead of Grinding Their Molars• What's Wrong With Shania Twain?• The Boys are Back on the Frogs Again• Get Cucked by Genghis Khan• Like Teeth Dislodged From Your Head• Drewby-Goo, Good Lord!• Chemicals in Your Potato Chips• We Need to Dance Naked in the Moonlight• A Bad Case of Resting Bitch Face• Another Child on a Milk CartonRecorded August 11, 2026.

Also:• You Can't Have "Fiduciary" Without "Douche"• Enact Ritual Blood Sacrifice• Just Not Pornographers and Arms Dealers• A Very Autistic Teenager With Brain Fog• Sphincter Control, Man• Funny Things Mammals Do to Each Other• Their Dog is Named Fleming?• We Have Not Entered Economic Nirvana• With the Oatmeal Brain Goo Inside• Ex-Theatre Kids, Gays, and SocialistsRecorded August 4, 2026.