The Slogcast

Our favorite cover songs! That's it. I'm too busy to write something creative right now. Go listen and then listen to our playlists!

We give the rundown of our favorite BOOBTUBE episodes. Maeve of course includes several old shows and legal dramas, and Alex's list is almost half animated shows. We also give our opinions on the Hawk Tua girl and some other reality show crap. Enjoy the rich new sound of this episode with your Beats headphones to get the full effect of Alex's deep, soothing voice.

This one is a spicy meataballl! *Italian noises* We slog extensively about our favorite restaurants in our lifetime! Ones we've patronized and ones where we were employed. Say hell yes chef to this podcast and brood for an hour like Jason Allen Thomas in the Grizzly on Tubi. We're "cooking with charcoal" as they say.

Negging time! We unload on the Oscar-nominated and winning performances that we think are poopoo-doodoo and should be thrown into the basement of the Victorville Film Archive to be never seen again.

If we were a part of the Academy, we would have nominated these actors for best performances. We will just have to make our own 7-hour award show and nominate the actors we like and call it "The Academy of Slogcasters that are Correct on Every Movie Opinion Forever" aka "The Sloggies."

So let's ride (vroom, vroom)Bitches know they can't catch me (vroom, vroom)Cute, sexy, and my ride's sporty (vroom, vroom)Those slugs know they can't catch me (vroom, vroom)Beep-beep, so let's ride (vroom, vroom)

We ain't stopping til we hit 100,000 listeners and we start advertising AG1, fatty15, and other supplements that do absolutely nothing. We give our top 10 movies that are loosely centered around the beach! Surfs up! Let us know if you have other theme recommendations. Maybe shows that include a ham sandwich or favorite songs that mention Roxanne.

We are back from our long hiatus to give you our thoughts on Apple's Top 100 Albums list and give you our personal Top 10 Albums of all time! We have superior music taste, so you are required to listen to our top 10 after you listen to this slog of a podcast. Thems the rules!

How the hell do our famous podcast counterparts find the time in their even busier schedule to prepare and record for this long-form medium? Are they as busy as they seem? Probably not. We don't have a list today because we thought catching you up on our recent trips would be enough of a slog. Next week we'll be back listier and slogier than ever. 

Thanks to our billions of loyal listeners, we've built a podcast studio deep in the Amazon rainforest. You'll hear the storm brewing at about minute 72. Disregard the police siren. We get to finish our wonky and loosey-goosey list of least favorite SNL sketches with all the social commentary you came here to avoid. We've gone woke! We've gone Qanon! We don't adhere to political labels and it's freaking out our sponsors!