The Rule of Scary

Brother Jay bestowed a Blessing on @hattiemart20 (Rich)Bless you and the Horse you rode in on! 

Andrew and Jason review A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) A supernatural slasher written and directed by Wes Craven!  Springwood teenagers who are targeted by Freddy Krueger, an undead child killer who murders teenagers through their dreams, as retribution against their parents who burned him alive. This Film Has Every Thing! It has a guy that is the Illegitimate Love Child Of Lenny and Squiggy. It has Tina in a bag. It has a hat stealing, teenage shut in that doesn't sleep well. A baby Johnny Depp. Glenn's uptight parents. Everything!  

Andrew and Jason review Terrifier 2 (2022). Definitely not too Artsy. Get it?He is the Clown. Get it? 

Andrew and Jason review Weapons (2025)Weapons is about a small town called Maybrook where 17 third-grade children mysteriously vanish at 2:17 AM, leaving only one boy, Alex, behind. Come check out this beauty, it has so much to offer. I'm talking, a drunk school teacher, a funny meth head, a hot dog lunch, that lady form Uncle Buck, odd forking, and maybe the identity of my son's actual father! (Hint, its Josh Brolin)#GOODSTUFF

Andrew and Jason review Poltergeist (1982). Some, just regular, people have a family and then some bad things happen. This film is a really thorough look at the breakdown of the nuclear family after a television goes on the blink. Stick around for drunk and entitled paranormal researchers from the University and a very small woman with a big stage presence.BEST DAY EVER!   

Andrew and Jason review John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). A favorite body horror movie about the little alien that could...After a gentle alien becomes stranded on Earth, the being is discovered and befriended by a young boy named Mac. This movie has everything! Parts to a lot of living things, buckets of KY Jelly, Sexy Kirt Russell, and type 2 onset diabetes. Everything!  

Ok Andrew, here is this damn episode! Andrew and Jason review In A Violent Nature (2024)Let us WALK you trough this nature documentary / atmospheric horror BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Andrew and Jason review David Cronenberg's THE FLY (1986). Who doesn't Love a romantic, sci-fi, action, body horror movie.This movie has everything! There is a Sexy Geena Davis, a Sexy Jeff Goldblum, a sexy Typhoon the Baboon, gross body parts all over the place. Everything!

Andrew and Jason review Clive Barker's HELLRAISER (1987). If you love Lifetime movies, crave S&M content, and like it all in one juicy dripping package, we have a treat for you. 

Andrew and Jason review Skinamarink (2022). In this house, two children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father missing, and all the windows and doors in their house, blah, blah, blah...