The Pop Culture Audit

THIS IS A RACIST EPISODE OF TELEVISION. Okay, now that we've got that out - let's talk.  This week we are ADRIFT in casual racism and cultural appropriation.  We are OUT TO SEA.  Join the Audit Girls as we do our best to hold Tyra accountable for this absolute hate crime of an episode.  

After last week's medical emergency, we're looking forward to things calming down for our girls.  Alas, doesn't seem like "calm down" is a vibe in Tyra's world. Join us as we gasp and scream our way through all the ways this program causes harm.  And remember to let us know if you'd like to join our class action lawsuit against Tyra Banks.  We're having conversations.  

Jasmine & Brynne fly without Keilah for one last episode - and we manage to FILL THE TIME.  The more Tyra Mail we open, the worse it gets.  With challenges, branded content, girl against girl competition, blatant racism and rampant fatfobia....this episode has us wondering "What are the statutes of limitations in California exactly?????"  Because people should be in JAIL for this. Don't miss it! 

The toxic abuse continues!  Join us as we gasp and cringe at what we used to think was NORMAL ENTERTAINMENT.  There aren't enough trigger warnings for this episode - please stay away if you struggle with body dysphoria, weight triggers, eating disorders...it's a whole mess of traumatic topics in here.  Some pedestrian 90s racism thrown in too.  Actually this whole season is a trigger warning.  Join us if you are a glutton for punishment? 

It's us!  Hi!  We're the problem, it's us!  And we. are. back to torment you with more pop culture material from the vault!!!  This season the Audit Girls are tackling a particularly chaotic moment in history  - "America's Next Top Model", Cycle (not season) 4.  Ya'll.  We couldn't even find this on streaming platforms.  We had to buy it in SD from Amazon.  That's how hard they want to erase it!  As well they should.  Join us on this absolute meltdown of human history!  

We're back from hiatus and fully immersed in a time machine of our own creation!  Join the Audit Girlz as we deep dive the time capsule between the years 2000-2007 -- what made us laugh, cry, think, FEEL???!!  (so many feelings) join us down memory lane and be sure to join the conversation on social media!  

All bad things must come to an end, and while we love (to hate?) these folks, let's please let them go home.  We end this journey with MORE physical fights, MORE Silas nonsense and MORE shots.  Join us for an epic breakdown of this exhausting program. 

Will someone let these people OUT OF THIS HOUSE???? Let them go home!!!  Day 1,209,298 of 15 and these folks are going THROUGH it.  Too much to drink, heavy ass food, a messy AF house -- will someone just end this experiment already????Come for the titty drama but stay for Jasmine, Brynne & Keilah in a good old fashioned "cuss out'"!  

Are you ready for GENDERMANIA??!!!!??! Its girls vs boys in this epic episode and everyone is out for a night on the (sleepy, post-high season) town!  Plus, SHANICE IS BACCCCCKKKK!!!!! Join us as we discourse about Only Fans and the patriarchy, the institution of marriage and the drunkenness of it all.  It's day 12, ya'll.  You know what they say "the days are long but the years are short" 

Siiiiimooooonnnnnnn'ssssss coming!!!!  We finally get our eyes on our German lighting rod and it. is. worth. the. wait. Join us as we go through more Vineyard chaos, follow Jasmine on her slow journey into a trial separation, and TAKE ANOTHER VOTE ON SOMETHING (this is a house of DEMOCRACY).  Also, more sex noises.  You won't want to miss this!!!!