The News Disease Podcast

Dirty 30, we go live in the brand new studio, bought and paid for with the money we made by flipping vintage vhs tapes on gumtree. Our guests today would prefer not to be named, so check out the show. Become a Patron!

Delta Virus is here but we're all sick of it. Masks are coming back but we're ugly anyway.  Cuomo is using his Italianess as a defense for his handsiness. Mama Mia! We're joined by Magda Finklesteen, Zack the Heat-attack and Punky Brewser. Become a Patron!

Fuck Jeff Bezos. The worst person in the world. He looks like the Warlock of Qarth, The mask is off, and the fans are finally turning on Kevin Smith and his bullshit folksy fan act.  Kang has come to Marvel Movies and we'll tell you how.  Courtney Burnside has returned. Become a Patron!

Hundreds of thousands of giant, aggressive, deep sea jellyfish have taken over the East Coast.  How can we, as Rhode Islanders, learn to live with our new aquatic overlords.  No other subjects will be discussed.  Joey Herbz returns. Become a Patron!

Well boys, I thought we'd make it to episode 30. If this one gets out we're done for. please Don't tell anyone.  Special guests are former professional comedian Aaron Lidecker and Courtney Burnside modern woman trying to make it in the big city. #freebritney Become a Patron!

UFOs are out with new pronouns. The Corona Virus was made is a lab. The wealthy don't pay any taxes, but they use your taxes to escape the planet which they have ravaged. Every single conspiracy cook you made fun of is right.  LOKI isn't very good yet. Become a Patron!

We did it boys, we finally got Julie Houtchens Nutritionist extraordinaire on the pod to tell me I'm fat. She dragged along Jordan Shoener LLC to give his take on the Great Narragansett Beach Brawl of 2021. Biden has entirely given up on doing anything, so why should I get a real job?  New mics, new headphones, new studio, new episode. What else do you want? Does anyone read these? Become a Patron!

People are putting gasoline in grocery bags. Gasoline. In grocery bags. And that's terrible.  Ramiro is here from Argentina to explain why people are putting gasoline in grocery bags. Become a Patron!

If you haven't noticed we're bi-monthly curious, just for the next few weeks until Dan's back stops hurting. But that just means more news to avoid talking about. The State of the Union was a Joke. Is SmashMouth's magnum opus a Shrek song or a Mystery Man song? Turns out it's generational. There was a big trial that we uncomfortably discus. Zack has assented to hamburger mind reading.  Please consider donating to our patron. Become a Patron!

We are back with...a new format? idk, the news is pretty awful this week so we talked about it on facebook in meme form. This episode is all about empanadas, chimichurri and Machu Picchu. Mourning British Royals is UnAmerican, we fought a war to get rid of those inbred lunatics, and the only good one is the Ginger. The true royalty to grieve is DMX. He gave it to us. Zack brings us unique perspective on culinary culture, and up to date on the coming kaiju adversary, and the two old Godzilla cartoons. We give a rundown of our favorite restaurants on Atwells Ave. Amy is in the background. She's cool. Soon we'll be fighting decades long wars over water, so let's talk about movies and food for this one, ok? Become a Patron!