Bye, Bye, Bottom Boys: Wednesday, October 28th, 2026

1. ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Recap: 2 Couples Are Sent Packing On Horror Movie Night After Routines Inspired By ‘Sinners,’ ‘The Omen’ & More (Deadline) (18:25) 2. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s extravagant wedding décor was burned immediately after ceremony (Page Six) (39:52) 3. The Kardashian-Jenner sisters cozy up to Santa in Skims’ retro holiday campaign (Page Six) (44:17) 4. NBA alum Lamar Odom launches OnlyFans account: ‘Get to know the REAL me’ (Page Six) (53:36) 5. Paper straws worse for the environment than plastic ones (NY Post) (58:41) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Noah Wyle Is the Sexiest Man Alive! No Second Opinion Needed. (PEOPLE) (17:58) 2. Taylor Swift Officially Inducted into Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame: ‘I Will Cherish It Forever’ (PEOPLE) (23:48) 3. Jennifer Lawrence’s New Haircare Line Is All About Doing Less (Forbes) (33:02) 4. Olivia Jade Makes New Romance Public After Jacob Elordi Split (Reality Tea) (51:03) 5. Sofia Franklyn on the Phone Calls That Ended Her Relationship With Alex Cooper (The Hollywood Reporter) (57:53) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Bravo Fan Fest 2026 Recap (23:29) 2. Bethenny Frankel calls out ‘bitter’ Andy Cohen in fiery video rant: ‘He lost all his OGs’ (Page Six) (36:44) 3. The Anatomy of a Bravo Housewives Rumor (Instagram) (43:53) 4. Joan Smalls Seemingly Confirms Candice Swanepoel Friendship Breakup, References ‘Summer House’ Amid Unverified Tom Brady Rumor (Just Jared) (59:04) 5. Letter from Thomas Markle Sr. to ex-wife reportedly confessed he went to the Far East ‘because 12-year-olds are legal there’ (Page Six) (1:06:35) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Meghan Markle’s dad, Thomas, under investigation for ‘hundreds, if not thousands’ of child porn images (Page Six) (33:37) 2. Sofia Franklyn Writes Candidly About Her Abortion: “This Is Hard for Me to Say Even Now” (Vanity Fair) (41:19) 3. Kim Kardashian Offered to ‘Back Out’ of Movie The Fifth Wheel After Harsh All’s Fair Criticism (PEOPLE) (1:03:20) 4. Knicks assistants didn't get rings (yet), just empty boxes on opening night (USA Today) (1:14:16) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:18:20) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Lea Michele Returning for ‘Glee’ Reboot as Rachel Berry (Variety) (29:13) 2. Kylie Jenner ‘putting pressure’ on Timothée Chalamet to propose — but actor is ‘not there yet’ (Page Six) (34:00) 3. Fourth Wing Series Casts Esther McGregor and Emilio Sakraya in Lead Roles (PEOPLE) (41:06) 4. The Creator A-List: The 25 Influencers Who Matter Most to Hollywood (The Hollywood Reporter) (45:07) 5. Inside Kim Kardashian’s intimate 46th birthday bash with top-tier besties and a massive raspberry cake (The Sun) (1:02:55) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:08:16) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Recap: Dedication Night Features A Lot Of Tears & ’10 Things I Hate About You’ Cast Reunion (Deadline) (21:09) 2. Jalen Brunson and New York Knicks Look On in Awe as Championship Banner Is Raised at MSG in Emotional Scene (PEOPLE) (45:33) 3. Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig announce engagement after exes Amy Robach, T.J. Holmes’ private wedding (Page Six) (49:22) 4. Jacob Elordi to Narrate Audiobook for ‘Euphoria’ Dad Eric Dane’s ‘My Book of Days’ Memoir (Just Jared) (1:00:54) 5. Kim Kardashian transforms into 13-year-old daughter North West for Halloween, complete with blue hair and piercings (Page Six) (1:05:14) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Jay-Z Reportedly Picks Himself to Perform Super Bowl Halftime Show 2027, Announcement Expected Soon (Just Jared) (25:36) 2. Val Chmerkovskiy's 'DWTS' Suspension Came After Judge Carrie Ann Inaba Complained (TMZ) (32:46) 3. Miley Cyrus Fires Back at Criticism of Hollywood Bowl Concert and Considered Not Doing Second Show: ‘It’s Hard for Me to Stand Up Here’ (Variety) (38:55) 4. Jason Segel and Kayla Radomski Marry in Botanical Garden Wedding in California (PEOPLE) (51:15) 5. Jalen Hurts expected to miss season after blood clots discovered in QB's lungs (ESPN) (1:00:33) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2026 runway: The best model moments (Page Six) (15:21) 2. Taylor Swift performs ‘The Fate of Ophelia’ live for the first time in front of star-studded crowd at Academy Museum Gala (Page Six) (24:58) 3. ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Pulls Val Chmerkovskiy After ‘Inappropriate’ Carrie Ann Inaba Slap Joke: ‘The Well-Being’ of Our Staff Is ‘Non-Negotiable’ (Variety) (38:44) 4. Cindy Crawford & Kaia Gerber Pay Tribute To Presley: “‘Til We Meet Again, Our Sweet Boy” (Deadline) (52:20) 5. Tesla’s new Roadster makes a flying debut, hitting 60 MPH in under a second (Fox Business) (56:55) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Val Chmerkovskiy Apologizes to DWTS Judge Carrie Ann Inaba for Referencing Will Smith’s Oscar Slap in Response to Her Criticism of Jenna Johnson (People) (24:25) 2. Kim Kardashian Cried ‘Every Single Night’ on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and Prayed ‘to Get Kicked Off’ (Us Magazine) (33:35) 3. Kendall Jenner Says Dating Would Be ‘Easier’ If She Was Lesbian: ‘Men Suck’ (People) (37:51) 4. Hailey Bieber’s Overconsumption Comment Sparks a Social Media Firestorm (Reality Tea) (52:40) 5. See Every Victorious Actor Who Returned for Netflix’s Spinoff Hollywood Arts (People) (56:37) - Queenie and Weenie (1:00:39) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Dancing with the Stars Dedication Night Reveal: Here’s Who the Contestants Are Honoring (People) (22:32) 2. Meghan Markle makes first official joint appearance with Prince Harry since UK move: ‘It’s great to be back’ (Page Six) (28:53) 3. Scooter Braun and Todrick Hall join forces to produce star-studded off-Broadway musical ‘Midnight’ to rave reviews (Page Six) (34:12) 4. KUWTK producer says they edited out ‘30-minute battle’ of Kayne West ‘ripping into’ the Kardashian family (Entertainment Weekly) (40:57) 5. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ Jessi Draper Announces New Memoir Cutting Ties — See the Cover! (People) (55:17) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (57:15) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices