The Lunchbox Chronicles

On this episode, we discuss: Ooch’s wife surprised him with a puppy! SOLs and Career Amplitude test. Krystals is the ghetto White Castle. Things are still getting cancelled. The Gov’t has beef with The X-Files. Why is O.P. scared of Thriller. Break up expectations. What happened to chain restaurants? Reflecting on our youth. The Dating Game and stupid memes.

On this episode we discuss: we have a mental health check-in. Things that are manly that Ooch says he no longer does. Getting married to be “honorable” is potentially detrimental. The male equivalent to a BBL. Salt N Peppa were city girls without the scamming. Nick Cannon doing way too much again. Monique has a problem with wearing bonnets in public. Ooch’s random thoughts and Stupid Memes.

This marked the year anniversary of the pod and we decided to share that moment live with people. On this episode is excerpts of some of what we talked about.

On this episode we discuss: Gas shortages and why we wouldn’t survive an apocalypse. Animals would wipe us out if they had thumbs. Noticing all the post COVID breakups. O.P. wants Ooch don’t start a fake vaccine card rink. What are some articles of clothing we may stereotype. Why some animals seem homeless. The Dunkin Donut death punch. Ooch’s random thoughts. Porcha being messy again. The reality t.v. years. Tank is going deaf. Stupid Memes. Why sometimes placing parents on a pedestal can hinder relationships. And “Reasons” might’ve been about a jump off.

On this Episode we discuss: Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers and mother figured out there. Drake is the real Mr. Steal Yo Girl. When your girl gets out on to music your didn’t put her on to. Dr. Umar Johnson vs Kevin Samuels is the only Versuz we care about. Serena went full jigsaw. Do we really care about the Logan Paul vs Mayweather fight? Cancel culture is truly toxic. O.P. is the worst podcast guest ever. Some of our favorite cartoons growing up. Continuing the female dirty Mack playoffs.

On this episode we discuss: Shooting Dr. Umar some bail. Sesame Street 50th Anniversary. J Lo “spinning the block” along with dating terms and their meanings. Podcasting with friends. O.P.’ s pod appearance. Ooch thinks most actresses were in “For Colored Girls”. When you and your spouse’s family member click. And continuing the Female Dirty Mack Playoffs.

On this episode we discuss: The Police are still very much policing. Is justice served and will this start a trend? Virginia might be a trash state to live. What celebrities we would like to see celebrity boxing. Dave Chappell gets a residency. No one trust the johnsons and Johnson’s vaccine. Caucasian cuisine. The female dirty Mack playoffs continue and O.P. hates the “Fast and the Furious” franchise.

On this episode we discuss: Somehow most of the audio disappeared. Racism is alive and thriving. Men and Women pregame differently, and why men don’t compliment each other. More senseless acts of violence. Another Stimmy on the way? Are we hopping on the dogecoin wave? The Supa Hot Fire and IceJJFish era. We love you Jholie!! The start of the female dirty mack playoffs!

On this episode we discuss: Complaints that are no longer valid. Police out here still wildin. Songs we had no business listening to as kids. Usher’s residency. From Twitter to the theaters. What is a “high value” man? Men being gross, again. O.P. doesn’t count all of his exes. And Pleasure P might be the King of the dirty mack.

Join us as we discuss: Ooch’s continued disdain for Phase 10. Tik Tok will low key keep you hip. O.P. is having too much fun. This is the last time we talk about Derrick Jaxn. Ooch’s dad still got it. Different type of hugs and what they mean. Thomas Jefferson was the colonial John B. Brunch and aggressive women. Normalizing calling people “life”. When we started embracing our insecurities. And why aren’t marriages lasting like our parents and grandparents.