The Kamentary Track

This Week’s Kamentary What we do for games Fear and baby smiles Time shenanigans Kamen Rider Kaixa Tropasatsu: Worf Effect An impromptu theatrical production The Ryusei Academy Stoogery Squaring the triangle Blatant exposition The price of power Scarousal, more, again The most obscure references Another mystery, supposedly Sibling/Classmate/Cult The Crocodile Orphnoch Strength Form Stealth crocodiles Faiz qualifications, again Cody’s modus operandi A limited resource Crocodile nipples, or lack there of Next Time: Foe-menting emotions Theme Song: School Life by Stray Kids   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack Check out Cody’s Book, Of Lesser Gods: https://a.co/d/0iHQMzDv

This Week’s Kamentary One Piece, More, Again Zeztz and consequences Chaco, the greatest evil Faido Smart Lady is not horny? Flirting Bar Clover and Lucky Clover The return of Hojo Monkey’s Lunch, beaver assholes, and cow titties A dynamic shift Tropasatsu: Quirky Miniboss Squad Kaito gonna Kaito Parallel storytelling, again Pixel counts The Red String Mari’s a bully Jay Hakajima Sea Paradise Various types of rollercoasters The effects of riding carousels, maybe The Crocodile Orphnoch The, still, enigmatic Rider returns Next Time:  Three little maids from school are we Theme Song: Try My Luck by WayV   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack Check out Cody’s Book, Of Lesser Gods: https://a.co/d/0iHQMzDv

My mom is in the hospital, so I'm putting out a special episode. Stay tuned to our patreon or bluesky for an update later today, hopefully. This Week’s Kamentary ·         Guest Soup ·         Project R.E.D., Space Sheriff Gavan, and Metal Heroes ·         Gavans Infinity, Bushido, Luminous, and more ·         Commander Corel Qom Vigiles ·         Tropasatsu: Reboot ·         Wanibuchi Rikiya and PatRan ·         “Peaceful” alien integration ·         Emorgears, Emorgy, and Emorgear Mitchitari ·         Doki Reiji the Mad Lad ·         Emorgear Gekido and Gavan Infinity ·         Emorgear Tokimeki, or Hearthrobin’ ·         Criminal Crane Games ·         Agi ·         The Records Division ·         Date Daisuke ·         Brane theory ·         Kuzumi Hitoshi ·         Emorgear Hazzoi ·         Aikokuin Setsuna the Sad Boy ·         Gun Clubs ·         Kuzumi Miharu ·         Cosplay Characters ·         Kamentary Track After Dark, more, again ·         Shame Balls ·         Emorgear Lonelyne ·         Emons Pound ·         Solid Rage ·         Emorgear Hisoo and Gavan Bushido ·         Sentai did work Next Time: TBD, sorry Theme Song: Supernova by aespa Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack Check out Cody’s Book, Of Lesser Gods: https://a.co/d/0iHQMzDv  

This Week’s Kamentary Cognitive dissonance Fan mail, more, again X-Men bullshit Faido Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again Unexpected career paths Existential pickled plums Tropasatsu: Evil Incorporated Sex pests get birdered Takumi isn’t here right now Bebop, Rocksteady, Lucy and Ethel Shovel Candle Elementary school reunions Who’s seen who do what Mari and Keitaro are not subtle Several reasons we have the explicit tag Remember the Snail Orphnoch? How belts don’t work Takumi actually smiles The enigmatic rider, sort of Snurdered Next Time: A slightly less misnamed episode Theme Song: Bad by INFINITE   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack Check out Cody's book, Of Lesser Gods: https://a.co/d/0iHQMzDv Follow Jed’s X-Men read through: https://bsky.app/profile/jedreads.bsky.social

This Week’s Kamentary Hanababy Of Lesser Gods President Murakami Kyouji Emotional damage Our plot vehicle Snake push-ups Overly sinister accommodations Japanese Bruce Campbell A very unique burglary They’re called KaMEN Riders for a reason Commando henshin concerns Tropasatsu: Villain with good publicity Immediate seller’s remorse Self-love is important A dubious definition of “polite conversation” Traumatic backstory Goods and services The bit Generic CEO talk The Snail Orphnoch A new Faiz Suit acting, disambiguation, again A presidential spirit bomb Faido Tempered expectations Next Time: The Enigmatic Rider? I hardly know her Theme Song: Action Figure by WayV   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Episode’s Kamentary ·         Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle ·         Nem ·         Late-stage capitalization ·         Yorozu Baku ·         Creative Credits ·         Oda Quirks ·         Yorozu Minami ·         Bad Luck ·         Thematics ·         Nox ·         Another uncomfortable moment for Jared ·         Hummer-kun ·         Nagumo Nasuka ·         Mannequin Door ·         Fujimi Tetsuya ·         X-Files, or Black Cases ·         Gun Nightmare ·         Justified toku cuts ·         Tropasatsu: Dream Weaver ·         Code Zeroider ·         Commander Zero ·         Capsems ·         Zeztz Driver ·         Finger Guns ·         First time for everything ·         Kamen Rider Zeztz ·         Butterflies ·         An exclusive club ·         Style over substance vs Style as substance Next Time: Daddy's home? Theme Song: Undercover by A.C.E. Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

Quick note, I'm very busy this week so there will be a special episode released next week.   This Week’s Kamentary Dealing with toxic creators, more, again Animal puns Kaido, tsundere bitch The horse just off screen Musical discourse How to respond to multiple murders, or not Tropesatsu: The Masquerade The sad ding Performance anxiety Dreams as a curse Dreams as motivation Parallel story telling Dream disambiguation A suspiciously phrased sentence Takumi can smile? Orphnocking Takumi gets a motivation The Scarab Orphnoch An exquisite soundscape A real monster Belt fed gatling shield The SB-555H Faiz Edge A symbolically dumb decision Is there something worse the monster pass? Next Time: The CEO is a bottom? Theme Song: Four Divertimentos, op. 'No1 by Adantino Grazioso   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Interesting Games Revisiting favorite media A lack of Inoueism Bare minimum protagonist Yuji’s two modes Depression decorating Takumi’s episodic negativity target Sapphism Takumi knows a plot hook we he sees one Tropasatsu: Career-ending injuries Surprisingly violent musicians More dream hating Plot timing Misogyny, more, again Monsterific glee An unexpected Henshin Kaido’s tragic backstory A very fruity scene Social contracts, again The Owl Orphnoch The Z-axis, more, again Jed’s type Next Time: Guitar hero or Guitar monster? Theme Song: Doom du Doom by P1Harmony   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Fatherhood Epic Universe, again Kaido Naoya, Snake Orphnoch Angry duck muppets Yuji has big feelings One way to ride a bike Tropasatsu: Came back strong Horse sight Smart Lady, more, again Lack of Jimini Cricket Soliciting and its repercussions Age correction A two person love triangle Light breaking and entering VHS Misunderstanding, of course Silent Hill factory How to pass an interview, or not Checking in with the detectives Leaning into it Laundry with benefits Garroting Undead disambiguation Important sneezes? A passing through laundry attendant Next Time: Zeztz is that you? Theme Song: bAd by THE BOYZ   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack

This Week’s Kamentary Epic Universe Seasons Todo Eichi The Jade Emperor Prophecy House of the Dead 2 A Reverse Stork Mari’s tragic backstory The Squid Orphnoch, Squid Pope Tropasatsu: Human Subspecies Branding issues Laundering, the money variety Indentured servitude Death breeding Cephalaportals Takumi revelations Death postponement Odds of siring Unintentional associations? Basking Next Time: Double triple threats Theme Song: Dice by NMIXX   Email: [email protected] Blue Sky: https://bsky.app/profile/kamentarytrack.bsky.social Patreon: https://patreon.com/TheKamentaryTrack Follow Jed’s X-Men read through: https://bsky.app/profile/jedreads.bsky.social