The Modern Apes Podcast

The Patreon is as hot as ever, Daniel's legal litigation can finally be talked about! You can only get it ONE place, the apes patreon baby! Tune in to get all of the hot goss and see how much daddy warbucks is having to shell out!⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes APE ARMY!!! No dad needed to watch this one folks, we got all the cartoon dads you need and then some! This week the boys are debating who the best cartoon father of all time is, by way of the all mighty bracket! We got all the good ones from Hugh Neutron and Ned Flanders to the absolute worst like Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin! As usual let us know if there is a father you would have like to see on the list. As always be sure to hype the video and leave a nice comment for the boys in the comments! Be sure to follow Da Apes and the show on socials! Modern Apes IG 🦍🦧: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ Tristan Bowling 🎳🧛🏻: https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd 🏈✡️: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 The End of Political Stuff 17:58 Sorry For The Rant 20:21 Hype The Video 22:50 Flanders The Goat 28:30 Where is Veggie Tales Dad 32:19 Is Uncle Iroh a Dad 37:26 What About Cosmo 43:35 Dad vs Uncle 50:30 Neutron v Timmy's Dad 53:42 Try Playing Fair 57:30 Daniel vs Common Sense 59:31 Did We Do Good Papa? 1:02:01 Wrapping up here 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #cartoons #cartoon #funny #jokes #new #gameshow #gameplay #gaming #games #nostalgia #90's #00s #2000s #podcast #comedypodcast #politics Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel's Legal Unveiling episode just dropped on the Patreon. He's now basically a well to do father paying for the couch his dead beat son is sleeping on….oh it gets spicy and you won't want to miss it. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes podcast. We are live from the ever glorious Witz studio. This week in the spirit of the fall season being here the boys are breaking down some of the best Fair Foods of all time and tossed them in another awesome bracket. Not all of them unfortunately can make it. So the elephant ear and giant bag of sun flower seeds didn’t make it….BUT…we got a pickle on a stick to tide you over. This was a quicker episode then most so stay tuned to the end to see who the winner will end of being. And before y'all start saying it, no its not going to be another water episode. Like, subscribe, and HYPE the video for the boys, it really helps. CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 Happy Fall/Autumn 17:58 Did We Rank Churros Right? 20:21 Hype The Video 22:50 It’s a Pickle…On a Stick 28:30 Hey Look, Like Half Way 32:19 Is Funnel Cake Cool? 37:26 Where's the Elephant Ear 43:35 State Fair vs. County Fair 50:30 Deep Fried Butter Is TOO FAR 53:42 Try Walking Right After This 57:30 Tristan vs. Good Ideas 59:31 Should Candy Corn Be Here 1:02:01 Wrapping up here 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #humor #bracket #statefair #fairfood #fair #churro #turkeyleg #turkey #circus #foods #food #funny #viral #explore #suggested #mosthyped #hype Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you are one of those "Draft Dodgers" out there who still hasn't joined the Ape Army on PATREON…fix it cause its getting HOT over there! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Happy Halloween to the Ape Army! Things are getting real spooky on this episode! The boys are BUSSIN down a bracket to find the best horror movie villain of all time. We got all the favorites in there….Mike Myers, Freddy Krueger, Chucky, and a whole lot more! It’s fun because if you have eye balls you can tell that Tristan is a giant horror movie fan. While Daniel got picked up from a sleep over once because they put on Jeepers Creepers and he wasn't about that! So we hope that you liked it, as we think its one of the most accurate brackets we have done in the shows history! Like, subscribe, and leave a comment for the Algo gods! CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 Happy Halloween 17:58 Did We Rank Chucky Right? 20:21 Drop a Comment 22:50 Horror Movie Close Calls 28:30 You Made It This Far… 32:19 Is Michael Myers Cool? 37:26 Jeepers Creepers Bites 43:35 House Hold Name in Horror 50:30 Crystal Lake is Awesome 53:42 North American Pavement Apes 57:30 Daniel vs Literally Anything Scary 59:31 Is Chucky Scary? 1:02:01 Wrapping up here 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #comedypodcast #podcast #scarymovies #halloween #trickortreat #michaelmyers #jason #chuckydoll #thegrudge #thering #horror #horrormovies #jeepercreepers #scary Daniel's Headlining Dates: Dec.17th 7pm "MicDrop Comedy Club" in Chandler,AZ https://www.micdropcomedychandler.com/shows/392370 Dec 20th 7pm "Laughs Comedy Club" in Seattle,WA https://laughscomedyclub.com/ticket/comedy-show-daniel-bridge-gadd-at-laughs-comedy-club-on-dec-20th/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fresh off of Legion of Skanks the boys are buzzing! APE ARMY LEAVE A COMMENT FOR THE ALGO LORDS ABOVE IN THE TREES!! Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast! This week Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd sit down to figure out the best family board game of all time is. This one is going to be an absolute heater because both of the boys come from wildly different game family nights. If you were watching this and liked what you were watching go ahead and take a look at our Patreon, it's absolutely cracking over there and would help the pod continue to grow. PATREON HERE: https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 Deep Dive Into Board Games 17:58 Did We Rank Chess Right 20:21 Drop a Comment 22:50 For The Real Gamers 28:30 You Made It This Far… 32:19 Is King Candy Cool 37:26 Hungry Hungry Hippos Rock 43:35 Games You Have at Home 50:30 Connect Four is Awesome 53:42 North American Pavement Apes 57:30 Tristan vs. Non Disney 59:31 Is UNO a Board Game? 1:02:01 Wrapping up here 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #comedy #humor #competiton #comedypodcast #toppodcast #Music #onehitwonders #games #bracket #battle #marchmadness #boardgames #candyland #sorry #uno #familygamenight #gamenight #newgames #gta6 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patreon is absolutely CAN'T MISS this week!! We are breaking down new relationships, and new legal proceedings and so MUCH MORE! Make sure you come take a peak!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes This week we are going road tripping with the best American Tourist Destinations in the country. The boys debate everything from the Grand Canyon to Universal Studio's and Disney World, and everything in between. Let us know what you thought of the bracket and if we left your favorite off the list let us know! We appreciate the Ape Army for watching week in and week out, we see the numbers slowly creeping up!♥️ LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, AND LEAVE A COMMENT FOR THE APES TO RESPOND TO!! Follow The Team!!! Tristan Bowling - https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd - https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en Modern Apes - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:43 What counts as a road trip? 14:01 Is Disney for adults? 17:58 Did we eliminate your fav? 20:21 Refresher break 22:50 Universal Studios is Goated 28:30 You are about half way 32:19 Should Buckee's 37:26 Theme Parks vs National Parks 43:35 Viva Las Vegas 50:30 Where is Sea World Now 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #humor #videogames #throwbacks #nistolgia #90's #2000's #halo #xbox #playstation #modernapes #northamericanpavementapes#tourist #vegas #disneyworld #universal #universal studios #travel #trips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patreon this week is absolutely on fire right now. We are breaking down new relationships, and new legal proceedings and so MUCH MORE! Make sure you come take a peak!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast with your hosts Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd. This week the boys have on fellow Phoenix native and the bane of Daniel's existence Peter James Fowler! This week the boys are talking about the best video game franchises of all time. We have all of your favorites on there, Mario, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Halo, and a whole bunch more. Drop a comment to let the boys know what you thought of the episode, hype the video, and possibly come hang out on the Patreon! Follow The Team!!! Tristan Bowling - https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd - https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en Modern Apes - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:43 Peter's Nonsense 14:01 Do you have a top console? 17:58 Did we eliminate…? 20:21 Thoughts Portion 22:50 Halo is Goated 28:30 You are about half way 32:19 Should Plants vs Zombies be in 37:26 Xbox vs Play Station 43:35 Go to 1st Game 50:30 GTA Disrespect 53:42 Red Dead Redemption is Better 57:30 Peter Vs. Daniel 59:31 Daniel Had To Leave 1:02:01 The Tristan & Peter Show 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #humor #videogames #throwbacks #nistolgia #90's #2000's #halo #xbox #playstation #modernapes #northamericanpavementapes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You have to opportunity to join the BEST PATREON in the universe. We are cooking over there with the "Internal Affairs" Ape Army Captain level being the golden goose. Things you see on there you'll never be able to unsee. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing a bracket to determine the best "One Hit Wonder" of all time. This week is going to be a family divider as the boys have wildly different taste in music. Daniel is more traditional top 40 heavy, while Tristan obviously into the more obscure. This is where they let it all hang out, this is where the rubber meets the road. This is where we figure out if the Mambo #5 actually was a good song, and if line dancing is a black or white thing. Be an absolute legend and leave a comment for the boys to read, and see if your favorite song made it to the Final Four. Tell a friend about the cast, leave a hype score and leave a like!! Tristan Bowling - https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd - https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en Modern Apes - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 Your Fav Wonder 17:58 Did we rank Ice Ice Baby Right? 20:21 Give your feedback 22:50 For the lovers 28:30 You made it this far Feel Good? 32:19 What was your mom into? 37:26 Pop vs. Rock 43:35 Household One Hit Wonders 50:30 The Cupid Shuffle Rips 53:42 Could They Have Made Another 57:30 Tristan vs. Being Cool 59:31 Let Love Love 1:02:01 Tik Tok 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #humor #competiton #comedypodcast #toppodcast #Music #onehitwonders #mtv #bracket #battle #marchmadness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week, another opportunity for you to join the best Patreon on the planet. We are cooking up some hotness over there and would sure love if you gave it a shot. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing a bracket to determine the best Breakfast Cereal ! This week is something that they boys hold near and dear to their hearts. Daniel grew up in a heavy cereal house and his choices show. While Tristan was a little slower to the cereal game and his choices in who he votes for show through. This is honestly one of the best brackets to date and we would HEAVILY appreciate if you guys could leave a comment and hype the video. Tell a friend about the cast and we'll chat soon! Tristan Bowling - https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd - https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en Modern Apes - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 Deep Dive into Sugar Cereal 17:58 Did we rank Frosted Flakes Right? 20:21 Give us a topic 22:50 For the haters 28:30 You made it this far LETS GO! 32:19 Is Cereal Okay For Dinner? 37:26 Cocoa vs. Fruity 43:35 Household Cereal 50:30 Fruity Pebbles are King 53:42 Cereal is for winners 57:30 Daniel vs Chewing On Mic 59:31 Is Count Chocula the man? 1:02:01 Almost The End 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #humor #competiton #comedypodcast #toppodcast #cereal #post #kelloggs #breakfast #bracket #battle #marchmadness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patreon is where you want to be at, real ones say its the best Patreon in the Universe! If you want to support the boys in the quest to no longer have day jobs, enlist in the Ape Army today!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes with Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd. This week the boys are doing a bracket to determine the best college mascots in the country! Even though Tristan couldn’t name the mascot of the state he's from and Daniel won’t pipe down about Washington we got a TIGHT ep for you. We didn’t necessarily go with the biggest schools, so your Notre Dames, and West Virginia Mountaineers didn’t make the list, but the Banana Slugs and Anteaters for sure did. As always weather you agreed with the Bracket or not leave a comment and some hype points for the boys! Tristan Bowling - https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd - https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en Modern Apes - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 Deep Dive College Mascots 17:58 Did we rank Geoducks right? 20:21 Give Feedback 22:50 For the lovers 28:30 You made to here congrats 32:19 Is Juco Counted 37:26 D1 vs. D2 43:35 Household Mascots 50:30 GeoDucks are Awesome 53:42 Banana Slugs Go Hard 57:30 Tristan vs. Mascots 59:31 Is an Anteater Sick? 1:02:01 Wrapping up here 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #jokes #soda #toys #battleroyale #competiton #water #cocacola #pepsi #mrbeast #mrbeastgaming #mascots #college #collegefootball #geoduck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patreon is where you want to be at, real ones say its the best Patreon in the Universe! If you want to support the boys in the quest to no longer have day jobs, enlist in the Ape Army today!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing Coca-Cola Co vs Pepsi Co, in a "Soft Drink War" for the ages. We have all your favorites from Mountain Dew to Cherry Pepsi and everything else under the sun! If the ending made you mad please know we think that is hilarious, maybe you just need to chill and drink some water! Follow The Team!!! Tristan Bowling - https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd - https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/?hl=en Modern Apes - https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/?hl=en CHAPTERS: 0:00 Intro 12:51 Bracket Battle Begins 13:01 Deep Dive into Fizz 17:58 Did we rank Cherry Pepsi Right? 20:21 Give us a topic 22:50 For the haters 28:30 You made it this far congrats 32:19 Is water a soft drink 37:26 Dark vs Light 43:35 Household Soda 50:30 Baja Blast is King 53:42 Caffeine is for winners 57:30 Daniel vs common sense 59:31 Is Gatorade the man? 1:02:01 Wrapping up here 1:04:49 Final Four 1:09:05 Final Battle 1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names #comedy #jokes #soda #toys #battleroyale #competiton #water #cocacola #pepsi #mrbeast #mrbeastgaming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices