PTFO - The Crying Game: A Scientific Voyage into the Tear Ducts of Caleb Williams and Bill Belichick

The crew discusses the news that a Jimmy Butler extension will be at the heart of the Heat's postseason. Also, it was a rough day for Chris Cote. What happened with the jump-the-shark thing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Schur is soaring through the sky and has landed in our universe to take a victory lap after his Celtics took down the Heat. Despite being deathly afraid of them for three years, he is locked-and-loaded with Top 5 lists to troll Jeremy, Tyler Herro and the Heat following their disappointing season. Amin has finally arrived in the studio after he traveled from last night's game and has some takeaways straight from the urinals at TD Garden. He also has some extremely hot takes from his family's Knicks group chat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does anybody smell smoke? Why are there firefighters in the garage? Is The Elser burning down? Why is the fire alarm not going off this time? In the meantime, we discuss Tyrese Maxey and Anthony Edwards announcing themselves in the playoffs and revisit our embarrassing Parade of Gasbags from after the Heat won Game 2. Plus, who on our crew is actually likable? Charlotte tried but failed to call into a Miami radio station after the Celtics knocked out the Heat. Then, Matt Barnes joins the show to talk about some of the biggest headlines in the NBA Playoffs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

David Samson is still here to discuss the emergence of vintage clothes and items and how people can make a fortune off antique sports items. Charlotte is in Stugotz's chair today and the power of the seat is getting to her as she epically botches the phrase jump the shark. It leads into Dan telling the origin story of the phrase and a discussion of the Fonz, the Foz and the Franz. Charlotte is also amazed at how Tyrese Maxey plays when he is sick because she claims to be a giant baby when she is sick. Plus, did Anthony Edwards take a step? A leap? Did Tyler Herro take the opposite of a leap, and if so what is that called? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's Crew: Dan, Charlotte, Chris, Tony, Jeremy, Juju. RIP to the 2024 Miami Heat. Jeremy is totally fine, we swear. We mourn the loss of the Heat after getting destroyed in Game 5 and examine where the franchise goes from here. And again, Jeremy is FINE. Plus, David Samson joins the show to discuss Stephen Ross being offered $10 billion for the Miami Dolphins, Hard Rock Stadium and F1 Miami as well as what "bet your bippy" means. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JuJu is here to correct the show on what we missed and where we went wrong. Today, he hands out some praise to Stugotz for locking in AND makes sure we get good perspective on Deion Sanders all after discussing the most important story we missed: the hero who rescued the Arizona Diamondbacks from bees. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan, Jeremy, and Mike check in with Papi about his feelings surrounding the Miami Heat including Erik Spoelstra, Pat Riley, Tyler Herro, and his lust for The Butcher. Then, Deion Sanders is going after his former players on X, and it's time for The 2024 NBA Playoffs Spelling Bee. Is it possible for Stugotz to pull off the upset over Dan? Plus, the key is under the mattress for LeBron, Billy only makes problems worse, and it's time for AGAINST! THE! SPREAD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Billy is one of the greatest anarchists of our time, Chris does a Foghorn Leghorn impression, and Taylor's job may be on the line with this Sixers-Knicks series. Then, who broke Stugotz? And have you heard of Seymour Weiner? Plus, Peter Rosenberg is here to discuss the beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake in a way that no one on our show (particularly today) is capable of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to talk about The Rock after a report has said he's a nightmare to work with, and EVERYONE in the Shipping Container seems to have a story with The Rock including Dan and his work with him on "Ballers." Then, is Diesel VINdicated? Is The Rock a movie star? Has he ever done something as good as "On the Golden Pond?" Plus, Sam Morril is here to share his fury over last night's loss at the Garden while wearing the same shirt and being interrupted by Brad Williams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Billy, Charlotte, Jeremy, Jessica, and Roy. Stugotz is totally broken after last night's heartbreaking loss for the Knicks, and he's even more furious at the success WFAN will have today. Stu takes out Mitchell Robinson (and Taylor) before we discuss why Knicks fans are both the best and the very worst. Plus, Tyrese Maxey's dominance, pulling a prank on your grandfather, and we're havin' sex, baby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices