Local Hour: The U Is Back (For Real This Time)

"Baldinger?" Greg adds a 4th amendment to his Big Three, now a Big Four, that does not include the 4th amendment but does include three amendments: the 1st, 2nd, and 5th, but notably not the 13th or 19th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Let's watch a guy get kicked in the nuts." A drunk Jessica Smetana is here to celebrate her never-losing, always-winning Pittsburgh Steelers and a championship football game that, somehow, no one else on the show watched. Also, Zaslow won't fall for LeBron's tricks, and Greg and Jeremy make equally old references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You have dancing swords when you need a qk." The red-headed stepchild of NFL analysts is here to do Troy Aikman's job for our show and for far less money: it's time to fix the Miami Dolphins. Also, nocturnal meandering, cults, and colts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He looks like the woman your lesbian aunt has been bringing to Thanksgiving for the last 30 years." Greg uses a 15-letter word for 'big,' Zaslow shows zero faith in Stephen Ross, and Dan makes an odd request for a guest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You look like Diamond Dallas Page." Dan and Mike are at odds over how much each believes in Miami's ability to slow down 'Ole Miss Tackles,' but let's be real, the more important thing is that the crew watched Zaslow get undressed without his knowledge or permission. So, you know... a crime. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Come on, man. Close and get cold." Give me the long version. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Is everything taupe in the rest stop bathroom?" Dan's wife doesn't trust him to stay awake during an upcoming concert, and with good reason. Also, Zaslow betrays a friend, Trae Young tanks his value, Kevin Durant gets honest, and a story of one of the great Greg Cote press conference moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"CLIFFSNOTES!" Greg Cote's 'Back in my Day' is back. And when you really think about it, why wouldn't it be? It is a Tuesday after all. Also, a report of a mascot holding crutches in front of roughly 14 cops, Mike Ryan's Abbey Road, and Dan gets electrocuted at Whole Foods. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You seem like you have enough problems." We're riding the coaching carousel as Dianna provides updates from across the NFL, but she's just a bit distracted by her kid throwing up in the other room. Also, remember when we got three weeks of shows out of Belichick and Brady going for it on 4th and 2 from their own 28? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What's their relationship?" Greg Cote is making his first appearance on the show since his infamous beer rotation system at the office holiday party, but with the news of Mike McDaniel potentially being safe from a dismissal here in Miami, he's also firing a coach... just not the one you'd expect. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices