#BecauseMiami: Your Yacht Is On Fire

Pablo Torre, David Samson, and (eventually) Amin Elhassan are today's substitute teachers, and they're off to a roaring start with one goal: have more fun than the group in New Orleans for the Super Bowl. Pablo kicks things off by taking us through the details of what it was like dining with David at Joe's Stone Crabs. Then, the NBA trade rumors are still circling around Jimmy Butler and, now, Kevin Durant as we inch closer to tomorrow's Trade Deadline, but none of it compares to the Luka Doncic trade made by the Dallas Mavericks earlier this week. As interested as Pablo and David are in the transaction, they have questions around how ownership impacted the decision. That leads us directly to a Facebook conspiracy theory surrounding the Mavericks, Luka, Las Vegas, and Texas legislature. Plus, we witness one of the most awkward almost-high-fives in the history of this program. Today's cast: Pablo, David, Amin, Chris, Jessica, and Jeremy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ah, Radio row time. Stugotz has arrived in New Orleans and talks with the Golics about what makes New Orleans a good Super Bowl town. The Bear Chris Fallica joins the show to talk about his favorite bets for the Super Bowl this year as well as go through some of the bad beats in Super Bowl history. Yahoo Sports' Nate Tice stops by the set to talk about how Spags has been able to do so well with as DC of the Chiefs. Saints' linebacker Demario Davis stops by to talk about his team being the host city for the Super Bowl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan tries to extract JuJu's real thoughts about Jeremy's Not Like Us parody, but he's resisting with all his might. Also, Dan has lunch in his throat, and JuJu tells us about what he expects from Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris tells the crew about why the shot of his life on the golf course almost led to an actual fight for him and Greg Cote. Then, after a game of Against the Spread, Gabe returns with a list of the Top 5 Gabes. Plus, Ricky Williams demanded to join the show to explain how astrology will impact the Super Bowl including which signs are most and least likely to thrive under pressure, why the end of a dynasty could be near, and how Saquon Barkley's chart could lead him to a Super Bowl MVP. Ricky also shares times he wanted to request a trade and how his experience was with Lucy at a Texas football game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Warning: this episode contains references to sexual assault and sexual violence. If you or a loved one has been a victim of sexual assault, you are not alone. Call the SA Hotline at 1-800-656-4673. Dianna Russini is with Stugotz at Radio Row, and she's jealous that Scoop City doesn't have God Bless Football's setup. Stu tells us about his flight in, maximum schmoozing on Radio Row, Dianna's complaints, and seeing celebrities like Andrew Perloff and Ryan Leaf. He also pitches a new idea to Dianna for her podcast, and Dianna plays a game of "Would You Attend Their Funeral?" with David Samson. Plus, Dan, Jessica, and David lead a conversation on the allegations surrounding Justin Tucker and why the coverage has been lackluster thus far, but was our conversation about the topic or was it a conversation about the conversation? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lucy zooms into the show to FINALLY pay off her punishment from the Venmo #LucyChallenge, but Greg and Dan are both disoriented. Is Lucy going to the Super Bowl? Did she get an expensive Iguanadon costume? Why is David Samson on her side? Then, remember when Wayne Newton almost fell at our Super Bowl event last year? Plus, the Shipping Container wants to send Gabe to Radio Row, Jessica's 80-year-old grandmother found the show on her YouTube algorithm, and David shares his thoughts on the Myles Garrett trade request. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jessica has a blanket, David has a mic without a mute button, and Greg doesn't know how to get a haircut. Greg Cote Tuesday is off to a roaring start. We kick things off with a Luka Doncic themed Not Like Us parody before Dan tries to extract 30 seconds of Luka takes from Greg, Jeremy, and David so we can move on, but David's take stops everyone in their tracks. That said, we have a Gabe in the other room, and we need to hear from him. Then, there is exclusive video of Billy Gil Day in Cartersville via the Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote, but will Billy be healthy enough to make it to the Super Bowl? Plus, David tries to give Greg a pep talk, we learn Greg's wife's mom's mom's name, and Dan gets frustrated over the show's lack of Bucket of Death payoffs. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Chris, David, Jeremy, and Jessica. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

JuJu Gotti joins the show to recap the show and add his thoughts about the Luka Doncic trade and one comment that surprised both him and the audience. He also updates the polls, Mike Ryan looks back at an old take, and the crew finally chats about the Grammy Awards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Amin Elhassan swoops in to save our basketball coverage on what he is referring to as the biggest trade in NBA history. He discusses the dynamics between Rich Paul's work as Anthony Davis' agent and his friendship with LeBron James, Kyrie as a trojan horse in Dallas, something the Mavericks must know that they're not telling us, and the reach this trade had outside of the sports world. He also tries to explain how Dallas ended up making this move. Then, comedian Felipe Esparza joins the show to discuss his origin story as a comedian, working at Dodgers Stadium, his story as it relates to the American Dream, and why the nerves he feels over releasing his new special are different than you might think. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz stays on his point that this Luka Doncic trade means nothing despite the overwhelming evidence being presented otherwise. Is this a precedent setting trade? And why does our South Beach Sessions producer hate our basketball shows? Then, Mike delivers his Top 5 Most Talented QBs at the Height of Their Powers. Plus, God Bless Football's plans for the Super Bowl and Stugotz's Weekend Observations. Also, Myles Garrett has demanded a trade from the Cleveland Browns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices