The Magical Hot Girl Podcast

Hi angels! If the 9 to 5 has always felt wrong for you, it's not that you're lazy or too sensitive. You might just be meant to be your own boss. In this episode I'm sharing why I never wanted to work for somebody else, how I built a life that is slow and relaxed (most days), and the four things that make sensitive, intuitive, creative, magical women incredible at working for themselves. Plus the real talk on who wouldn't be suited for the entrepreneurial lifestyle. 🕊 Book a reading with me✨ Stay in the magic ✨💌 Read Letters from the Temple, my Substack🕯️ Order your Sol GuidexoxoxoGisele 💋

Hi angels! Retrogrades are not a 911, okay? Ih this episode I'm breaking down what's actually happening when a planet goes retrograde, why sensitive, intuitive women tend to thrive during them, and answering your questions, including "I got married during Venus retrograde, are we doomed?" 🕊 Book a reading with me✨ Stay in the magic ✨💌 Read Letters from the Temple, my Substack🕯️ Order your Sol GuideLove ya,Gisele 💋

We're entering a new Venusian era, and it's time to rethink what success, ambition, and a business can look like. The new era of entrepreneurs is gonna be full of creative, beauty oriented, super-connectors. In this episode, I'm exploring the astrology behind this cultural shift and why the future might belong to those of us who are willing to do things differently. We're talking feminine ambition, building a successful business without burning yourself out, and why sensitivity, creativity, intuition, and pleasure aren't weaknesses to overcome!!! They're actually your greatest assets in this new paradigm. You don't have to over-work yourself, sacrifice your wellbeing, or follow someone else's blueprint to create a life you love. You can build slowly, honour your own rhythm, and still build a legacy you love. 💌 Follow me on Substack: https://thecosmiclaundry.substack.com🦢 The Dance of Venus Masterclass:https://thecosmiclaundry.myflodesk.com/thedanceofvenus

Weird is in, bbg. If you’ve been hiding the intuitive, creative, sensitive, ambitious, psychic, artistic, or strange parts of yourself, this episode is for you.It's time to be hot, rich, and weird as hell.

Some astrology placements are so deeply misunderstood that yall have forced me to come to their rescue. In this episode, we’re talking about the villains of the zodiac and why it’s boring af to reduce the signs to a handful of keywords. Consider this my official defence of the signs you all love to hate. 💌 Want more of my brain? Come hang out with me on Substack, where I write about Astrology, Human Design, business, relationships, spirituality, and all the things im currently obsessed with. Read the latest on substack

I’m back, babyyy. And I have so much to tell you. There's been so much change happening behind the scenes. I kinda feel like I've been dragged through hell and back and am finally able to come up for air. In this episode I share a little bit about what's been happening behind the scenes and where I imagine this next era of TCL is gonna take us all. I'm maturing, evolving, and alchemizing. And The Cosmic Laundry is too. Thank you x infinity for being here with me through this wild journey I have you all on. Lot's of sexy little adventures to come, I promise. 💌 READ MY SUBSTACK → https://thecosmiclaundry.substack.com

🐆 In this episode, we talk about why beauty and self-care are spiritual practices, what it means to be a "magical" woman, and revisit the five magical hot girl archetypes: the Guardian, the Enchantress, the Fairy, the Star Girl, and the Goddess.Also!!!! Magical Hot Girl Bootcamp is back!!! We're starting June 22nd and running for six weeks. This round is all about the magical hot girl glow-up, becoming the juiciest, sexiest, self🪷 Which Magical Hot Girl Are You: QUIZ🐆 MHGB: Join Magical Hot Girl BootcampWant more magical hot girl energy year-round? Join our free community:🪷 Join the Magical Hot Girl Community (its free!)Let us know in the comments which archetype you resonate with most! 🐆🪷

Hi angel!!I'm so excited to have you. This podcast is for all of the mystical, magical women who are on a mission to live a fully human life. This podcast is for you if you are sensitive but wildly capable, wellness obsessed but willing to let loose and have a little fun, or are simply craving a juicy, delicious life full of play, pleasure, and connection. For the woman who's too woo for the muggles, but too grounded for the wizards. Welcome home sweet cheeks!!!

In today’s mini episode, I’m flipping the script on what we’ve been taught about poverty and wealth. This isn’t about your bank account — it’s about your sense of peace, your time, your energy, and how your long term vision for your life. From rushing and overgiving to sacrificing your vitality for the illusion of “more,” we explore how certain patterns are actually rooted in a scarcity mindset… even if they look “successful” on the outside.If you’re craving a business that honours you — I’m now taking clients for 1:1 business coaching inside Aphrodite’s Empire. This is for the woman ready to build something powerful without abandoning herself. Apply through this link!

In this mini episode, we dive into the energy of Gate 40 — the Gate of Aloneness — and explore what it really means to enjoy being alone, to be a natural giver, and to feel like you want to take care of people while also craving solitude and to be left to your own devices. If you’ve ever asked yourself: “Why do I feel so alone, even when I’m surrounded by people?” — this one’s for you.We’re unpacking the shadow side of overgiving, the truth about rest, and why being “alone” doesn’t always mean being lonely.🌀 Learn more about gate 40 — and how to live your Human Design — inside The Cosmic Laundry Academy✨ P.S. The Energy Type Bundle is currently available at a special price — but only until May 14! If you’ve been wanting to dive deeper into your Human Design type with practical, feminine, and aligned guidance, this is your moment.Explore the bundle here → www.thecosmiclaundry.com/energy-type-bundle