Habeas Pump'em!

Episode #741: Bryan and Krissy see Pearl Jam in Atlanta with the legendary Jackie Beans! Bryan and Krissy are still high on life (and low on sleep) after a wild night with Pearl Jam’s Dark Matter Tour in Atlanta. From scoring the worst nosebleed seats in stadium history to miraculously ending up with VIP access (thanks to mysterious connections), this episode is a front-row seat to concert chaos, inter-brother guilt, ticketing drama, and some good old-fashioned bickering with Bryan’s second wife, Rafa. Also: downtown Atlanta tries to handle 100,000 music fans in one night. Spoiler alert—it doesn’t. Show Notes: TCBit: FUQU Station manager is the Lizard king! Watch EP #741 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠ Youtube: ⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠ TikTok: ⁠@tcbpodcast⁠ Website: ⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠Bryan Green⁠ &⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #740: On this wildly unpredictable episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy recount Bryan’s once-in-a-lifetime brush with Mick Jagger, and spiral into a full-on 90s alt-rock nostalgia hole. From tree-hugging with your “minge” to side-stage seats with the Stones, it’s a wild ride down memory lane—featuring bad cafes, cobblers, Spin Doctors deep cuts, and a stunning new song from musician Henry Hall. Buckle up. Or don’t. We don’t care. TCBit: WSHIT's Couple Corner gives some advice for a desperate listener. Henry Halls' "Luce" Live from Trial & Error: Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KRpztWCIV8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KRpztWCIV8 SHOW NOTES: Bit: Listener Letter Madness, Mindy discovers her husband’s affair and takes it public—enter Dr. Lundenpap with her holistic minge-on-a-tree solution. Mick Jagger Story Time: Bryan reveals how a cigarette led to side-stage seats at a Rolling Stones show. Spin Doctor Spiral: How did Spin Doctors end up bigger than Blues Traveler on Spotify? Henry Hall’s Music: A live listen and discussion of “Luce,” a hauntingly beautiful track by former guest Henry Hall. Alt-Rock Tangent: Rusted Root, Lollapalooza, John Popper conspiracy theories, and what Cleopatra’s Cat was really about. TCB’s Upcoming 12-Hour Extravaganza: 12 hours. 12 episodes. 1 questionable mental state. May 31st. Want to be a mediocre podcaster? Your moment is coming… Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠ Youtube: ⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠ TikTok: ⁠@tcbpodcast⁠ Website: ⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠Bryan Green⁠ &⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #739: Bryan and Krissy are back with another jam-packed episode filled with gators, grifters, and giggles. Bryan recounts a harrowing—and hilarious—trip to a Florida gator farm, where the alligator Lucy may or may not be plotting a full-blown escape. Meanwhile, Jake Paul buys 5,600 acres in the swampy backwoods of Georgia (what could go wrong?), and Billy McFarland continues his delusional Fire Fest 2 journey, which now involves theater productions, ad-supported TV, and possibly marshmallow-fed reptiles. TCBit: Andy Dandy has a report on which terms the kids are using online. Watch EP #739 on YouTube! SHOW NOTES: The Everglades: great for airboat rides, not great for your blood pressure Fire Fest: now accepting offers via Craigslist (probably) Mempho Festival 2025 lineup revealed—hello, Widespread Panic Vintage TCB stickers and the finger-dip Molly days A shoutout to Wendy the gator—official mascot of chaos Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠ Youtube: ⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠ TikTok: ⁠@tcbpodcast⁠ Website: ⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠Bryan Green⁠ &⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #738: Bryan & Krissy discuss the intricate and secret process behind the Conclave slated to take place soon. Will we soon hear "Habeas Pump'em"? Or is it Habmeus pompem? We shall all find out once the black smoke turns white and the hard partying 75 year old men return with an answer. Then. South Georgia Sean calls in to talk about his unusual profession of nuisance control in the swamps of low country! TCBit: WSHIT's Focus On Community takes a look at Pastor Pattycake and his traveling exorcism road show and meme coin! Watch EP #738 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠ Youtube: ⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠ TikTok: ⁠@tcbpodcast⁠ Website: ⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠Bryan Green⁠ &⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #737: Bryan has a bee in his bonnet! Particularly for Grant Cardone and other filthy rich folks telling the rest of us "we know better". Bryan believes luck plays a BIG role in success and says so....very loudly. Someone needs to check on Bryan. Then, things mellow out a bit when Krissy & Bryan review a review of a swingers cruise and resort. The take away: Reviews of swingers resorts need to be better! TCBit: The continuing saga of The Crabapple Women's Club...continues! Watch EP #737 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #736: Bryan & Krissy discuss the go-go 90's and 2000's reality show boom. They recall the dumb race to the bottom as one show after another tried to pander to the lowest common denominator. As an homage to that "time and space" they review THE craziest reality show of them all: Next Superstar USA! A one season mock-american idol style singing contest, looking for the worst, not the best singer in America! It's cruel, crazy and nuts. Perfect for TCB. To apply for "Americas Next Top Mediocre Podcaster" send us a message at: 212-433-3TCB TCBit: Crabapple Mayor Slaughbush responds to critics regarding his appointing of Mr. Bettleberry as president of The Women's Club. Watch EP #736 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #735: Bryan & Krissy discuss the (completely surprising) announcement that Fyre Fest 2 has been postponed...probably until never. then, Krissy takes a left turn when remembering that Mick Jagger had a restaurant in Atlanta called Micks (but he really didn't). Then, Bryan takes another left turn remembering when Justin Bieber took over a small neighborhood in Atlanta. Finally, the show comes right off the rails when the duo learns Heaven is just another NFT you can buy for $100. Try to keep up! TCBit: Newly appointed President of The Crabapple Women's Club makes waves when he gives advice to the women of Crabapple. Watch EP #735 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TCB Infomercial - Episode #734: The Jimmy Kimmel Show's Executive Producer, writer and author Danny Ricker joins TCB on the eve of his book launch. "Wow, You Look Terrible!" is a funny and frank look at parenting, fatherhood and the follies of growing humans. Danny also shares his unique perspective as the co-head writer of the best Late Night Show leaving Bryan & Krissy to wonder....does TCB need a Danny? DANNY'S LINKS: Follow Danny on Instagram Order Danny's Book "Wow You Look Terrible" Visit Danny's Website Watch EP #734 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #733: Bryan & Krissy review the post (almost) space flight by Katy Perry and crew. Now being called "ass-tro-nots" the team congratulates themselves for a flight well flown! It's clearly a joke. Right? Then, Bryan pulls out a special treat for an audience member as a Frankie B video is found in thew archives. Frankie discusses what it takes to a better man into your 50's. From one vapid media to another this episode covers NO ground whatsoever. TCBit: WSHIT covers the flight heard round the world and asks the newly crowned astronaut what she feels after her flight. Watch EP #733 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Episode #732: Bryan & Krissy discuss the Minecraft movie destroying box office records and the literal box offices! The block chicken has taken the 8-28 year old world by storm. A storm of popcorn, Fuego, Sour Patch Kids and a live chicken. Jack Black has some explaining to do. then, the Dire Wolf is back. Why? Joe Rogan, that's why! Plus, Bryan has a heart felt Blue moment as her time driving him crazy on this earth, may be quickening. TCBit: Hambone (without Hoadley) gets a bit TOO excited about this year's Crabapple Idol winner. Watch EP #732 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices