A man tried to save a raccoon and it attacked

Wednesday is the first of the month and we are not April Foolin’. We have camels smuggling booze and a bag of coke to the head in the Ill-Advised News. We play The Clown Game, learn about death, and embarrassingly reminisce on our old email addresses and chat room handles. We have The Bone Zone Game, we try and nap it out, and Cass wants them to “suck it”. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it a bone? Or not a bone?  Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cass says, suck it Cleveland!  Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was your old chat room name?  Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Cass down with the clowns?  Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's your Ill-Advised News, the stupid criminals of the day. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a woman who was driving her car during a court hearing and a teacher arrested for pot on the school campus in the Ill-Advised News. We try and find who is still using their ex’s streaming account, hear an epic drive through troll, and dive into the disturbing beauty trend of zombie fat. We have Cameo Price is Right, a twin dilemma, and play a round AntonOFF or AntonON. Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Time for a Silly, Dumb game.  Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They share the same DNA, and the same sexual partner.  Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snoop Dogg or Dog the Bounty Hunter?  Support the show and follow us here Twitter, Insta, Apple, Amazon, Spotify and the Edge!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.