The Burnouts

Tonight, Sumanth drives a car with so much drip he became an influencer overnight, Dan’s oft repeated smack talk on Ford comes full circle, and Cole loses even when he wins. And of course we’ll run you through some going ons in the autoverse, and probably talk about Doge Coin because it’s so hot right now.

Tonight Cole freaks out a whole bunch of guys on dirtbikes in the desert, Sumanth experiments with trepanation, and Dan stands around some parking lots. As usual we have a really long Heel/Toe, and Cole has a flashback driving a VW that might break as much as his first one did back in High School.

Tonight, we talk about trucks that only youtubers take off road, an EV GT from Ingolstadt with range that a SCUD would make fun of, Sumanth will talk smack about ‘Ole Musky, and Cole drives 337 miles to get a haircut. It’s the first show of 2021 for the Burnouts, and we thank you for your patience while we overcame techmo-logical difficulties, crippling loneliness and boredom.

It’s the annual Burnouts Holiday Shopping show brought to you by all the guys in vans! We’ve got a bunch of ideas for that gearhead that you never know what to buy, besides a 30 pack of Michelob Ultra wrapped in foil and a family-size box of band aids. So light those scented candles and pour some dairy free hot cocoa and let’s gather under the Mistletoe for a while, shall we?

Tonight we have super crispy audio, suspiciously cheap engines, suspiciously expensive motors, Fortnite dances, and disappointment.

Tonight, we speculate about the most overhyped and underpowered sports car with a roof, we get mad at the Hummer EV, and Dan throws a pumpkin off the roof. Yank out that charging cable before driving off and join us, won’t you?

Tonight we’ve got some new yuge V8s, overpriced EV motors to spruce up your malaise 4x4s, Dan beats on somebody else’s cars, Sumanth gives out some poor financial advice, and Cole complains about some stuff that no one cares about.

Tonight we’ve got plenty of crap on celebrities, some salacious and embarrassing news on that politician you hate, and more vapid and unimportant conjecture about current events based on facts we heard on facebook. So pour a stemless glass of over oaked Pinot and settle in under that weighted blanket won’t you?

Tonight we have some Deja Vu, because we’ve just done this podcast before, higher on the street, and you know this is the intro, calling you, and search is a mystery, standing on my feet, it’s so hard when I try to be me, woah. Whoever the hell owns Ram nowadays and Ford have a slap-fight over some big V8’s in trucks, both VW AND Tesla in the SAME corner, and we have some Deja Vu, because we’ve just done this podcast before.

Tonight we go to Build a Bear, or play Build a Bronco since the mall is closed, run you through some interesting new powerplants in the Heel Toe, make fun of Sumanth like usual, and Dan rubbed shoulders at a safe distance with a favorite hotshoe of the Burnouts. Top off your fluids, and let’s start up the show.