If You Had an Action Figure

Russell loses his dick in a black hole and Edward figures out the key to coolness. What more could you ask for?

We get heated over Kanye. Can you separate the art from the artist?

We talk about Trump's new presidential campaign, why girls don't like you, and Edward's close relationship with Aubrey Plaza.

Russell teaches Edward how to rap, bet on sports, and more.

We talk about the movie Nope, man on the street YouTubers, Naruto, collecting vintage goods, playing sports growing up, and more.

In this episode, we talk about a lot…   Elvis kisses a bunch of girls at his concerts.   Russell tells the story of a Tallahassee murder house.   We question if student housing at UC Berkeley is racist and mayonnaise stereotypes.   Russell shares his new favorite horse sport.   And we try to figure out how a stripper’s magic trick works.

Russell flees the golf course. Edward struggles with Tinder and ass pics. Edward ponders women’s body hair and its role in his attraction to women. We try to get to the bottom of domestic violence and solve it.

Edward gets spit on by a homeless person. We talk about the Mega Millions Lottery and the assassination of the Japanese Prime Minister. Edward talks about why he stopped watching Baki. And we go through everyday moments that just don’t sit right.

We talk about stocks, sports betting, Drake’s gambling habit, Addison Rae’s new doll, UFC London, and more.

All the reasons you should stop jerking to memories and invest in Gamestop stocks for a better future.