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He was the a huge child star as Urkel on "Family Matters" and now has a hit game show called "Flip Side." Jaleel White thinks the 90's were an awesome time to grow up in. Jay asks him about young stardom in an astute way, and follows it up with a statement that the room strongly disagrees with. Black Lou read Jaleel's book and has questions about the time he met Magic Johnson in the L.A. Laker locker room. Bobby and Jay bet on whether or not Bert Kreischer would take his shirt off in Jennifer Hudson's spirit tunnel. Bob lost and now has to dress up as a woman for a day. Jaleel White's comedy game show "Flip Side" can be found on The Game Show Network. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Comedy legend Pauly Shore is back and has questions about the state of the Bonfire and the business model of podcasting. He used to date porn stars and made a home sex tape with his then fiancé Savannah. The conversation turns dark when he mentions great comedians who took their own lives. Jay and Bobby follow the wackiest people on Instagram. Bob loves to watch an old lady name Evelyn complain about the government trying to killer her in very specific ways. Big Jay enjoys a little person who is constantly pranked by his friends until he throws a screaming fit. Pauly Shore will be performing his hour at The Stand in New York City tonight! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

"Beautiful Boys" is a podcast about careers, parenthood, marriage, and the chaotic state of the universe staring comedians Mike Cannon and Andy Haynes. They answer the hypothetical question "Which of your comic friends is secretly a murderer?" A conversation about gay rappers leads Andy to reveal that he once had to leave a steam room because there was sex happening in front of him. Bobby tells a story of when Jim Norton killed at a college gig and had to pull over to pleasure himself instead of getting food. Spring is in the air and so is the smell of semen because of the Bradford Pear Tree's delicate white flowers, which harbor compounds that are derivatives of ammonia, which produces the familiar, post-coital scent. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Jay plays the saddest scene in movie history. A father has to leave his son behind in "Riding In Cars With Boys" and it profoundly affects Big Jay. Bobby relates and almost cries as he tells tales of his troubled childhood in Boston. Jay watches a documentary about the Oklahoma City bombing and concludes that Jacob looks like a terrorist. He pulls up photos to prove it. If Jacob was granted a full head of hair, three inches of height, and fifteen years of youth, would he kill three thousand people to get it? Pete Davidson's dating history is reviewed in detail. Bobby has a crush on Jennifer Garner and Jay can't understand it. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Before there were Diddy's Freak Off parties, there was Lock-In Parties! These events usually occurred in a public space with the doors locked and involved lude sex acts. Jay enjoys busted strippers having a gang bang at said parties. Bob also attended one but hated it. Bobby remembers paying for erotic massages with Bill Burr when they were just starting out. The band "Funeral Portrait" was playing in the SiriusXM lobby and they stopped to chat with Jay and Bob. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

From the Burbs Bros podcast and years of friendship, Sean Donnelly and Dan St. Germain are back to convince Jay that aliens exist. The two comedians are ufologists and offer compelling evidence that alien sightings are being hidden from the public. Bobby believes that he saw a UFO and proclaims himself a ufologist. Dan St. Germain was recently fired as a writer for the WWE and is bitter about it. Bob's wife Dawn calls in and Jay gives her an indecent proposal about a wife-swap situation. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Everyone except Jacob loves "Fire Woman" by The Cult and they sing it loudly to try and convince him. Jay wants to grow his hair out like Jim Morrison and Bobby tries to convince him to take a chance and try it. Bob thinks the lead singer of Deftones looks like George Lopez now. Jay and Bob must use the term "Orange Peels" because they bowed down to censorship from their producers. Christine wants to see Blink 182 in concert without Jay. Bobby explains WrestleMania and the beauty of wrestling in hopes of making Jay a fan. Part 2 of Big Jay's Crowd Work Special "They" is out now on YouTube! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

The funny and talented Josh Adam Meyers rocked the Austin Moontower Comedy Festival yet again with his "Goddam Comedy Jam." Jay was feeling ill but still performed and even dragged a reluctant Bobby up on stage to sing a song. The GDCJ plays the festival every year and is super popular because they allow comedians to become rockstars by backing them with a professionally superior rock band. Bob performed stand-up at Joe Rogan's "Comedy Mothership" and was treated like royalty except for outside the venue where it has turned into a homeless apocalypse. Bobby met up with Tim Dillon on the way home and Tim lost his wallet but had a millionaire's solution to the problem. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

The guys workshop an idea for a new show called "Hot Zero Tards" that will rival the very popular show "Hot Ones." Bobby and Jay tell voiceover stories where Bob becomes an angry baby and Jay gives an embarrassing impression of Charlie Sheen. Jacob and Bob were both extras in movies and the reality of acting was more difficult than imagined. Bob plays clips of a travel show he pitched that revolved around a U-Haul and Dan Soder performing stand-up on the street. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Tim Dillon returns to promote his Netflix special "I'm Your Mother." He gets Kevin Spacey to act with him in the trailer for the special. Tim teaches the group about the "Jesus nut" which is the main thing holding a helicopter together. A lawyer calls in to shed light on whether you can shot a home intruder in the state of New York. They talk about dangerous waterpark rides because Bobby got injured at Action Park. Tim and Jay were in a play called "Ha! The Musical" and they reminisce about their friend Michelle who wrote and directed it. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.