One Million Pennies with Bret Ernst

Bobby and Jay play romantic tunes on the ride home and it stirs emotional fantasy in both of them. Maxwell's "This Woman's Work" has them dreaming of passionate romance that they don't have in real life. | Michael C. Hall visits SiriusXM to promote the new Dexter series and Bob discovers that Hall has a musical body of work as well. | Carnival Cruise published new rules for conduct of their passengers and some are convinced that these guidelines were created to keep black people in line. | Jay opens the show with John Fogarty songs about Vietnam and imagines Jacob on the front lines. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Comedian Dante Nero brings a friend from his stripper days into the Bonfire. Sharay "The Punisher" Hayes is a dancer/escort who entertained P Diddy and Cassie and even had to testify at the trial! He gives all the details of his steady gig of having sex with Cassie Ventura and Sean Combs. Sharay dispels a lot of the hype but gives an honest account of his experience which included baby oil, marathon fornication, and Diddy in the corner wearing only a Muslim head covering. He reveals that his battle with impotence lead him to getting a pump surgically implanted. The Punisher gives the crew a live demonstration on how his penile implant works! Go to Dantenero.com for his tour dates and podcast news. Sharay Hayes has a book called "In Search Of Freezer Meat." *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

The great Luis J. Gomez brings his son James to the studio as he promotes his new coffee and special taping. James and Bobby's son Max are growing up together and their relationship started off with an assault. | A parent pulls out a knife at a P.T.A. meeting and frightens everyone while giving a speech about guns in school. | The guys discover an exotic pet called "sugar gliders" and want to purchase them in hopes that they will turn into Gremlins. | Make your own Freddie Krueger fingers. Luis J. Gomez will be at Side Splitters in Tampa this weekend taping his new special, directed by Robert Kelly. Body Brain is his coffee that promotes testosterone- bodybraincoffee.com. Knives & Spoons by Luis J. Gomez can be pre-ordered now anywhere you get your books! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

It's surprising to learn that a famous rocker is Jewish. | Jay believes someone stole his peptides but he still had enough to shoot into his buttocks. | Bobby shows photos of a specter in a haunted hotel that may or may not be trick photography. | Jay throws a secret pool party at his home and does not invite his current co-host. Bobby is a little unnerved that he was left out because Jay needed to have Dan Soder over for the second week in a row to play guitar hero. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

The Karate Kid franchise was embroidered into the fabric of The Bonfire from the very beginning. It was concerning to hear that actor Martin Kove who plays John Kreese in Cobra Kai was accused of biting his female co-star at a fan convention in which he was asked to leave. Body cam footage shows her giving him an 8 minute dressing-down as her husband and authorities look on. Jay and Bob analyze the tape that takes an odd turn as Alicia Hannah-Kim starts insulting Kove's age. The guys reenact the confrontation focusing on the old-school brain of John Kreese. | A musician from Memphis named Derek Sellers created a new Bonfire theme song which starts this show. Go to Bigjaycomedy.com for tour dates and info. Punchup.live/robertkelly is where you can get Bobby's tour dates and videos. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Musician Lamont Landers first got on Bobby's radar because his face doesn't match his soulful voice. Lamont performs 3 songs in studio and does not disappoint. He went from playing his guitar in his Alabama bedroom to playing the stages of America's Got Talent and Showtime At The Apollo. On AGT, he says that Simon Cowell appeared to interrupt him but it was just a pause for editing purposes. Bobby tells a story about having to do stand-up comedy at a college cafeteria because Lamont once had to play songs at a grocery store. Jay believes that Bob was actually raised in a wealthy household and his tough upbringing is just a ruse. The great Mike Vecchione has a new special on YouTube called "Low Income White" Go to @lamontlandersofficial for all his tour dates and info *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

The New York City building that houses SiriusXM and The Bonfire has a smell of smoke coming through the vents and the guys are not as worried as they should be. During this live show, fire marshals enter to check the studio for smoke. | America's amigo Mike Finoia is on hand to listen to a camper's original song that may be the new Bonfire theme song. | Jacob reveals that he longs to have a family and time is running out because of his advanced age. Jay researches possible brides and adoption options to help his dear friend. Mike will be on tour with Ron White and all his dates are on punchup.live/Mikefinoia. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Jay kicks off the summer vibes by making everyone dance to John Mellencamp and lighting a cigarette in studio. Bobby teaches him how to do elicit drugs to keep the parting rolling along. | The Liver King has been in the news for harassing Joe Rogan, so the guys take a deep dive into him and his ancestorial lifestyle. Liver King makes wild statements and films himself in the shower taking an enema. Jay's other work-wife, Luis J Gomez created a coffee called "Body Brain" that supports testosterone and brain function. Jay calls Luis on the air to ask him if he can use Body Brain for his enemas. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Bobby asks Jay to feel his body part to show the results of his testosterone treatments, and he obliges. This changes the dynamic of the show and maybe their relationship. | The reality show "Baddies" is a spin-off of "Bad Girls Club" in which black women live in a house together, have sex, fight, and pull off each other's wigs. Jay loves this formula and watches all the episodes on The Zeus Network with his daughter. | Bobby once witnessed a violent altercation between two mothers while he was holding his baby Max. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Jay sings a sexy theme song for the SiriusXM lobby and Bob takes it further by role playing during it. | Jay's new favorite performer is Frosted Jake who creates show tunes about everyday events. | Comedian Che Durena conducts a science experiment that includes female fluids and a beer bong. Bob learns a lot about women by watching a video of Che in his disgusting laboratory. Bobby and Jay start arguing in front of their new friend. Che Durena hosts "Dark Holes" on the Gas Digital Network and will be performing at Just For Laughs in July. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.