Dr. Apples ®

Dr. Apples recounts his search for the legendary Giggling Goblin Green tea, a brew so potent it makes Vegas headliners look tame. Between dodging eye fuzzies and side-stepping hobos with dubious financial advice, he stumbles into a tea house straight out of a fever dream, run by British gentlemen with Oxford-grade eccentricity and a barista who warns him like a haunted fortune cookie. Just as he’s sipping on the promise of anarchy, in burst pirates—the eco-conscious kind with sustainable swag and caffeine cravings sharper than their wooden swords.Dr. Apples, never one to waste a good mess, tricks them into sipping enchanted teas that launch them into chaotic side quests: a burger brawl with the Deep Fry Demon, a romantic math show featuring a flirtatious sea monster, a Black Friday bloodbath, and a theatrical debut that gets booed off stage. Peace is restored, pirates are dispatched, and Dr. Apples walks out victorious—tea in hand and trouble on the horizon.*************************************************************************What happens when you mix a dash of whimsy with a pinch of mystery and a whole lot of tea? Journey with us into the whimsical world of Dr Apples, where a simple stroll down Tchoupitoulas Street leads to an unexpected encounter with a clingy eye fuzzy and a detour into the mystical Temporal Tastings House. Meet the enigmatic tea masters, Reginald Thistlewaite and Percival Fortiscue, as they offer brews that promise to unlock doors to realms beyond our understanding. You'll find yourself pondering the peculiar and pondering the possibilities as we sip on tales that transcend reality.  Prepare for a tide of laughter as we chart a course through the chaotic and comedic adventures of a pirate in "Calculus of Love." This lovesick buccaneer takes on algebraic affection challenges in a quest to win over the extraordinary Gertrude Boo, a mer-octopus with a flair for the dramatic. From surviving the madness of Black Friday to stealing the show on a Hollywood stage, our pirate's escapades are filled with humor, romance, and unexpected turns. Join us for a rollicking tale of love, algebra, and the surprising paths we navigate in pursuit of our dreams.CAST Dr. Apples - Anthony J. Santora Reginald Thistlethwaite - Jon Mcnally Percival Fortescue - Chris SansomCaptain - Cormac BrennanPirate 1 / Hobo / Audience 1 / Customer 1- Nasim BenelkourPirate 3 / Announcer - Matt BeckiusLacie – Lacye A. BrownSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples  #LacyeABrown  #Fiction  #FictionalFantasy  #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Ever wonder what happens when you lose a sock in the laundry?  Get ready for spin cycle shenanigans with Dr. Apples as he investigates "The Lost Laundry Legend and the Shoe Syndicate's Sinister Scheme!" When his favorite sock pulls him into a portal, he lands in the lint trap of the universe, battling a shoe syndicate with more twists than a pretzel.  reunite them. Join us as we navigate a labyrinth of forgotten relics and more.  But that's not all—prepare to be transported into a realm where upcycling meets whimsy, and worn-out flip-flops find new life as vibrant phone cases. With themes of creativity and sustainability woven into a tapestry of magical storytelling, these two paragraphs will make sense in the end after listening to this wonderful episode!  It’s a tale to knock your socks off—or at least keep you entertained! CASTDr. Apples - Anthony J. SantoraMr. Steiner - Jon McnallyFlip-Flap - Devin BairdBoot-Tista / Sock 7 - Cormac BrennanKicks Fury - Matt BeckiusSock 4 - Mel TorrefrancaExtra Socks - Lacye A. BrownSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples  #LacyeABrown  #Fiction  #FictionalFantasy  #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Ever wondered what it's like to be a sentient piggy bank with a penchant for interdimensional mischief? Join us as we navigate the zany world of Mr. Steiner, Dr. Apples' delightfully chaotic personal assistant. From preventing appliances from opening wormholes to entertaining alien diplomats with dubious truth serums, Mr. Steiner’s escapades promise to keep you laughing and on the edge of your seat. You’ll hear all about his unique challenges, from taming rogue gadgets to interpreting ancient texts, all while managing the unpredictable antics of Dr. Apples.  Prepare yourself for a hilariously unpredictable ride as Mr. Steiner regales us with his candid confessions and whimsical anecdotes. Discover the true meaning of intergalactic paperwork and why you should always have bacon on hand. With tales that span across dimensions and species, including a memorable mix-up with Martian aphrodisiacs, this episode is sure to leave you in stitches. So, tune in, have a laugh, and perhaps bring some bacon along for the journey—Mr. Steiner assures us it's life-changing!CAST: Mr. Steiner / Elderly Ghost  - Jon McnallySend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples  #LacyeABrown  #Fiction  #FictionalFantasy  #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

What happens when Dr. Apples ventures into Piggy Bank Land to settle a debt and uncovers a plot by the Penny Pinchers gang to steal a powerful magical device? Immerse yourself in this episode where the line between the mundane and the mystical blurs delightfully. We explore the shadowy corners of Dr. Apples' laboratory as he recounts his thrilling quest to secure the Gobble Nickel Transcripter—a gizmo capable of decoding any script in the cosmos. From cosmic errands to eavesdropped secrets, this whimsical journey is filled with quirky encounters and unexpected twists that will leave you spellbound.  Join us as we unravel the mystery of Hall Light's disappearance and its profound impact on the crystal community. Dr. Apples sheds light on the significance of balance and the vital importance of maintaining positive vibes in the face of challenges. Navigate through magical elements like time portals and celestial currents, and uncover the fascinating backstory of the Gobble Nickel. As the episode concludes, you'll be reminded to find magic in the everyday and to keep your imaginations wild and ready for what’s next. Tune in for an enchanting tale that promises more adventures to come!CAST:Dr. Apples - Anthony J. SantoraTeen Girl ONE - Mel TorrefrancaTeen Girl TWO - Caitlin FergusonBlop-Buster Employee - Matt BeckiusGlobert /  Crystal Guardian ONE - Nasim BenelkourLacie - Lacye A. BrownExtra Piggy Bank/ Mall People – Avery A. BrownSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples  #LacyeABrown  #Fiction  #FictionalFantasy  #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Join Mr. Steiner, Dr. Apples' charming and cheeky pet alien piggy bank, as he uncovers a ghostly gala. Amidst the spectral shenanigans, he finds a clue to Dr. Apples' mother's whereabouts. This whimsical and hilarious tale blends mystery, magic, and a touch of the absurd.  CAST: Mr. Steiner / Elderly Ghost  -Jon Mcnally Dr. Apples - Anthony J. Santora Stacey, the Mattress Tag - Trina Deuhart  Ghost Spookles - Matt Beckius Matthew/ Jazz/ Clumsy Ghost/ DJ Boo Beats - Nasim Benelkour Pickle - Avery A. BrownGhost 1 & 3 - Jay Brown Portal – Lacye A. BrownSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples  #LacyeABrown  #Fiction  #FictionalFantasy  #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Ever wondered what happens when an interstellar adventurer leaves his earthly assistant to manage the chaos? Join us for a whimsical and chaotic episode where Lacie, Dr. Apple's ever-resourceful assistant, steps in and shares her hilarious escapades. From handling alien restraining orders to correcting magical tax returns, Lacie's life is a rollercoaster of enchantment and mischief. And let's not forget the emergency involving Mr. Steiner and a counterfeit quarter that sent Dr. Apple running—leaving Lacie to take the spotlight!  Prepare to be thoroughly entertained as Lacie blabs with a touch of magic and lots of humor, offer a delightful peek into her unique role. Whether she's rescheduling time loops or preventing haunted snow globe sales, Lacie's charm and wit will keep you hooked. Tune in for a longer, more enchanting episode that guarantees laughter and a break from the mundane.CAST: Lacie- Lacye A. BrownSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples  #LacyeABrown  #Fiction  #FictionalFantasy  #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you stumbled upon a hidden portal that led to a world where trees whisper ancient legends and roses sing? Journey with us as we follow Dr Apples, donned in his signature red three-piece suit, from the confines of his laboratory right into the heart of the mystical Whispering Woods. In our latest enchanting episode, Dr Apples recounts an adventure sparked by the calibration of a quantum flux inducer for a quirky alien houseplant. From behind a seemingly ordinary diner, he discovers a fantastical realm where every leaf has a story to tell, and the wise Oak Elder seeks his peculiar expertise to unravel the puzzling ways of humans.  As we bid a whimsical farewell to the Whispering Woods, Dr Apples muses on the simplicity—and humor—of the woodland's wisdom. The Oak Elder's pondering, whether a tree makes a sound if it falls with no one around, becomes a delightful metaphor for our own journey. Through humor, magic, and a touch of the absurd, Dr Apples reminds us to keep our imaginations wild and ready for the next adventure. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review to keep the magic alive. Join us for a storytelling experience where the peculiar meets the playful, and reality is just a suggestion.CAST: Dr. Apples / Oak Elder / Tree - Anthony J. Santora Trees – Lacye A. Brown Tree #1 #3 - Trina Deuhart  Roses - Laura GomezOak Elder #2 / Tree  - Cormac BrennanSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples  #LacyeABrown  #Fiction  #FictionalFantasy  #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Imagine wandering through a mystical bazaar where every artifact has a story and every coin has the power to transform into a mesmerizing gong. This week, we whisk you away to the enchanting town of Babblebrook with Dr Apples as our guide. Through his vibrant narration, you'll explore a market bursting with eccentric vendors and magical items, including the legendary Whispering Thyme herb. But hold on to your hats—the excitement peaks when a forbidden sack is opened, setting loose a magical coin that morphs into a luminous orb, casting a surreal glow over the entire bazaar. Expect a blend of humor, enchantment, and drama that will leave you craving more.  Join us on this spellbinding journey where Dr Apples recounts his whimsical adventures through time warps and captivating encounters. Coins transform, gongs sing, and the tales spun are nothing short of magical. As you listen, remember to feed your imagination and stay tuned for more fantastical stories. And don't forget to like, subscribe, and leave a review—Dr Apples promises more whimsical adventures are just around the corner. So, gear up for an episode filled with wonder, laughter, and a touch of the fantastical.CAST: Dr. Apples - Anthony J. Santora Gong / Local – Lacye A. Brown Vendor - Matt Beckius Customer 4 - Nasim Benelkour Sprite 2 - Caitlin Ferguson Sprite 3 - Mel TorrefrancaSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( LAB Shaman: Help you be your BEST self!Beauty, Perfume, Metaphysical Store & Resource! Products wrapped in love to make you feel special!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples  #LacyeABrown  #Fiction  #FictionalFantasy  #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

Dive into the zany universe of Dr. Apples with this special prologue episode! Caught in a whimsical experiment to finish his chores and bathe the Gargleblaster Galaxy in his sink, Dr. Apples explains his series, "Storytime with Dr. Apples" -filled with mystical and supernatural adventures.From navigating cosmic flows to tackling interstellar mishaps, each episode unfolds tales of intrigue, humor, and the bizarre. Tune in and adjust your reality goggles—it’s time for the podcast to move to "Storytime with Dr. Apples"! Expect the unexpected, laugh out loud, and maybe, just maybe, help save a galaxy or two. CAST:Dr. Apples- Anthony SantoraSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( LAB Shaman: Help you be your BEST self!Beauty, Perfume, Metaphysical Store & Resource! Products wrapped in love to make you feel special!Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples  #LacyeABrown  #Fiction  #FictionalFantasy  #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples

What happens when a magical birthday celebration takes a fantastical turn into the unknown? Join us on this whimsical episode of "Dr. Apples" as we navigate the enchanting yet eerie astral plane with Dr. Apples himself. He retreats to his room in his special birthday pajamas and steps into the astral plane, where he encounters a brilliant golden door adorned with a shimmering dragon. Faced with the choice between a luminous map and uncovering the truth behind the door, Dr. Apples chooses the latter, leading him into an ethereal yet ominous forest.  As Dr. Apples ventures deeper into the astral forest, the once celestial light turns into an eerie shadow, heightening the tension and filling the air with an insidious dread. Each step becomes heavier, the darkness tightening around him like a suffocating cloak. Experience the raw and potent fear as Dr. Apples grapples with the overwhelming darkness and the chilling silence of the forest.  Don't miss this captivating and spine-tingling adventure that will leave you on the edge of your seat!Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples  #LacyeABrown  #Fiction  #FictionalFantasy  #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples