Stupid Wizards Actual People

Content Warning: language, suicide reference, blood, stab wounds, body horror, self-harm, drug useIn the aftermath of their encounter with the Sanguinetti gang, the Coterie scramble to make sure everyone stays dead (or alive, as the case may be). Hungers flare as blood spills through the Venom House, and Elysium draws ever closer.Stupid Wizards Actual People is Drew Burton as Elijah Hughes, Derek Dix as The Storyteller, Josh Matney as Raphael Duvall, and Elizabeth Rein as Ida Sanguinetti.New episodes every other Monday.System: Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition

Content Warnings: Cavities, razors, illicit drugs in your candy barsHappy Halloween! Three Lawrence monster kids go on an adventure through the Cromwell house in search of the coveted full-size candy bars. Join Tibble (Josh Matney), Sares... Saris... Seris? (Drew Burton), and David (Derek Dix) as Elizabeth Rein leads them through a Kids on Brooms (very loose) adventure.

Content Warning: language, gunfight, staking, blood, beheading, stabbing, deathCaught a little on their heels with the surprise church patron, Eli, Ida, and Raph surely will keep level heads and allow diplomacy to prevail, right?Stupid Wizards Actual People is Drew Burton as Elijah Hughes, Derek Dix as The Storyteller, Josh Matney as Raphael Duvall, and Elizabeth Rein as Ida Sanguinetti.New episodes every other Monday.System: Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition

Content Warning: language, blood, miscarriage, religious iconographyAfter allegiances were questioned in the Prince's haven, the Coterie takes a few days to let the dust settle. Ida finds herself using Raph and Eli to help her prepare for the looming Elysium when a mysterious stranger arrives at The Venom House. He informs the group that a test of faith might be required to receive the answers they seek.Stupid Wizards Actual People is Drew Burton as Elijah Hughes, Derek Dix as The Storyteller, Josh Matney as Raphael Duvall, and Elizabeth Rein as Ida Sanguinetti.New episodes every other Monday.System: Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition

Content Warning: language, bloodThe coterie regroups after the shocking events that took place inside of the Dodge City Slaughterhouse. Setting up a meeting with the Prince Leo Monroe, allegiances are questioned as the future of Dodge Cities kindred politics hangs in the balance. Stupid Wizards Actual People is Drew Burton as Elijah Hughes, Derek Dix as The Storyteller, Josh Matney as Raphael Duvall, and Elizabeth Rein as Ida Sanguinetti.New episodes every other Monday.System: Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition

Content Warning: language, blood, gore, gun violence, sexual content, animal slaughter, human traffickingEli finds himself in a precarious situation inside a product about to be unveiled to a very powerful Kindred. Meanwhile, Ida struggles to understand how her brother’s machinations continue to draw her deeper into a web she never wanted to be a part of. All the while Raph tries to piece together where he and his sire fit into all of this.Stupid Wizards Actual People is Drew Burton as Elijah Hughes, Derek Dix as The Storyteller, Josh Matney as Raphael Duvall, and Elizabeth Rein as Ida Sanguinetti.New episodes every other Monday.System: Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition

Content Warning: language, blood, gore, gun violence, sexual content, animal slaughter, human trafficking, body horror, gurgling noisesDuncan informs Raph, Ida, and Eli that he does not have time for their interruption as an important meeting is impending inside the Dodge City Slaughterhouse. Not content with that answer, the three split up to investigate different parts of the building in hopes of solving the mystery of why the Prince seemingly sent them here. Stupid Wizards Actual People is Drew Burton as Elijah Hughes, Derek Dix as The Storyteller, Josh Matney as Raphael Duvall, and Elizabeth Rein as Ida Sanguinetti.New episodes every other Monday.System: Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition

Content Warning: language, blood, gore, gun violence, sexual content, animal slaughter, bestiality referenceIn pursuit of making a lasting impression on the Dodge City Prince, Ida, Raph, and Eli head to a mysterious rendezvous in the slums. The gang must decide the fledgling Sanguinetti's fate, all while keeping their composure amid the stench of a Nosferatu nest.Stupid Wizards Actual People is Drew Burton as Elijah Hughes, Derek Dix as The Storyteller, Josh Matney as Raphael Duvall, and Elizabeth Rein as Ida Sanguinetti.New episodes every other Monday.System: Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition

Content Warning: language, blood, gore, gun violence, sexual contentThe Prince of Dodge City, Leo Monroe, arrives at The Venom House with a request for Ida. Meanwhile, Raph makes a new friend in the Kindred Speakeasy while Elijah finds himself caught in the middle of a political web. Stupid Wizards Actual People is Drew Burton as Elijah Hughes, Derek Dix as The Storyteller, Josh Matney as Raphael Duvall, and Elizabeth Rein as Ida Sanguinetti.New episodes every other Monday.System: Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition

Content Warning: language, blood, gore, gun violence, sexual contentJonas Sanguinetti's misfortune leaves Ida, Raph, and Eli discussing next steps. As time marches on in the Venom House, the fledgling coterie must decide whether these strangers can trust each other long enough to keep their breach from going public. And who else might darken the stoop of Dodge City's premier brothel?Stupid Wizards Actual People is Drew Burton as Elijah Hughes, Derek Dix as The Storyteller, Josh Matney as Raphael Duvall, and Elizabeth Rein as Ida Sanguinetti.New episodes every other Monday.System: Vampire: The Masquerade 5th Edition