Let me bore you to sleep - Jason Newland

https://jasonnewland.com/Bathrooms | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1474 | Jason Newland | 27th October 2025🎙️ OverviewSpeaker: Jason NewlandStyle: Rambling, conversational, and intentionally boring (in the most soothing way possible)Purpose: A Let Me Bore You To Sleep episode, designed to relax listeners and possibly lull them to sleepTheme: An epic, off-the-cuff monologue about... bathrooms. Yes, bathrooms — every bathroom Jason has used or lived near throughout his life.🛁 Major Themes & Sections 🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness StartJason begins unsure what to talk about.Debates between discussing coat hangers or toilets — toilets win.He mentions the episode is unscripted, relaxed, and personal, intended as light, sleepy listening.🏠 Bathroom Tour of Jason’s LifeThis is the main thread of the episode. Jason reminisces about nearly every bathroom he has ever used, across dozens of homes and living situations:Childhood bathrooms: From dormitories in Nazareth House to his dad’s house, noting layouts, smells, lighting, even toothpaste locations.Odd bathroom layouts: Several homes had bathrooms next to or inside kitchens. Jason notes how strange or inconvenient this was.Shared bathrooms: Experiences in shared housing, Buddhist communities, YMCA housing, and hostels.Unique memories:Accidentally applying Vicks VapoRub instead of VaselineSinging George Michael in a bathroom to impress a girl (who was actually laughing at a joke)Cleaning extremely gross communal bathroomsForgetting the layout of his own current bathroom(!)It’s oddly captivating how specific and descriptive these recollections are — from bath placements to toilet positions, to extractor fan noises and cabinet types.📻 Podcast PhilosophyJason views his show like a personal radio program — calm, chatty, and intimate.Talks about his website, listener interaction (e.g., via Facebook group), and episodes like “Q&A Friday” and “Throwback Thursdays.”Mentions plans for the rest of the year, including a 1980s TV series throwback theme.🕒 Bathroom Timeline = Life TimelineThe episode isn’t just about plumbing — it's a life memoir, told through the rooms we rarely reflect on.He reflects on relationships, flatmates, awkward moments, job changes, and more — all through the lens of “where was the bathroom in that place?”🐶 Bonus CharactersVinny: Jason’s dog, who interrupts occasionally, wants attention, and may be the true star of the show.Molly: A group admin and friend, mentioned during a segment about Facebook polls and support.💬 Tone & StyleRelaxed, dryly humorous, a bit surrealVery repetitive at times — intentionally so, to help listeners wind downMoments of touching honesty (e.g., about being lonely, nostalgic, or reflective)🧩 Fun, Weird, and Notable MomentsPonders how giraffes see around cornersComplains about Christmas sofas in OctoberDescribes various shop window displays he's built (some blocking fire escapes!)Confesses to forgetting the layout of his own current bathroomReflects on podcasting and changes he's trying not to make in the coming year💤 ConclusionJason wraps up with a reminder to be kind and gentle to yourself, and expresses love and appreciation for his listeners.🎧 Overall If you like Bob Ross but wish he talked about toilets, this episode is your dream. It’s meditative, weirdly soothing, and so specific that it becomes universal. Everyone has memories attached to everyday things — and Jason masterfully turns bathrooms into doorways to memory, emotion, and oddly comforting tedium.

https://jasonnewland.com/Bathrooms | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1474 | Jason Newland | 27th October 2025🎙️ OverviewSpeaker: Jason NewlandStyle: Rambling, conversational, and intentionally boring (in the most soothing way possible)Purpose: A Let Me Bore You To Sleep episode, designed to relax listeners and possibly lull them to sleepTheme: An epic, off-the-cuff monologue about... bathrooms. Yes, bathrooms — every bathroom Jason has used or lived near throughout his life.🛁 Major Themes & Sections 🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness StartJason begins unsure what to talk about.Debates between discussing coat hangers or toilets — toilets win.He mentions the episode is unscripted, relaxed, and personal, intended as light, sleepy listening.🏠 Bathroom Tour of Jason’s LifeThis is the main thread of the episode. Jason reminisces about nearly every bathroom he has ever used, across dozens of homes and living situations:Childhood bathrooms: From dormitories in Nazareth House to his dad’s house, noting layouts, smells, lighting, even toothpaste locations.Odd bathroom layouts: Several homes had bathrooms next to or inside kitchens. Jason notes how strange or inconvenient this was.Shared bathrooms: Experiences in shared housing, Buddhist communities, YMCA housing, and hostels.Unique memories:Accidentally applying Vicks VapoRub instead of VaselineSinging George Michael in a bathroom to impress a girl (who was actually laughing at a joke)Cleaning extremely gross communal bathroomsForgetting the layout of his own current bathroom(!)It’s oddly captivating how specific and descriptive these recollections are — from bath placements to toilet positions, to extractor fan noises and cabinet types.📻 Podcast PhilosophyJason views his show like a personal radio program — calm, chatty, and intimate.Talks about his website, listener interaction (e.g., via Facebook group), and episodes like “Q&A Friday” and “Throwback Thursdays.”Mentions plans for the rest of the year, including a 1980s TV series throwback theme.🕒 Bathroom Timeline = Life TimelineThe episode isn’t just about plumbing — it's a life memoir, told through the rooms we rarely reflect on.He reflects on relationships, flatmates, awkward moments, job changes, and more — all through the lens of “where was the bathroom in that place?”🐶 Bonus CharactersVinny: Jason’s dog, who interrupts occasionally, wants attention, and may be the true star of the show.Molly: A group admin and friend, mentioned during a segment about Facebook polls and support.💬 Tone & StyleRelaxed, dryly humorous, a bit surrealVery repetitive at times — intentionally so, to help listeners wind downMoments of touching honesty (e.g., about being lonely, nostalgic, or reflective)🧩 Fun, Weird, and Notable MomentsPonders how giraffes see around cornersComplains about Christmas sofas in OctoberDescribes various shop window displays he's built (some blocking fire escapes!)Confesses to forgetting the layout of his own current bathroomReflects on podcasting and changes he's trying not to make in the coming year💤 ConclusionJason wraps up with a reminder to be kind and gentle to yourself, and expresses love and appreciation for his listeners.🎧 Overall If you like Bob Ross but wish he talked about toilets, this episode is your dream. It’s meditative, weirdly soothing, and so specific that it becomes universal. Everyone has memories attached to everyday things — and Jason masterfully turns bathrooms into doorways to memory, emotion, and oddly comforting tedium.

https://jasonnewland.com/Bathrooms | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1474 | Jason Newland | 27th October 2025🎙️ OverviewSpeaker: Jason NewlandStyle: Rambling, conversational, and intentionally boring (in the most soothing way possible)Purpose: A Let Me Bore You To Sleep episode, designed to relax listeners and possibly lull them to sleepTheme: An epic, off-the-cuff monologue about... bathrooms. Yes, bathrooms — every bathroom Jason has used or lived near throughout his life.🛁 Major Themes & Sections 🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness StartJason begins unsure what to talk about.Debates between discussing coat hangers or toilets — toilets win.He mentions the episode is unscripted, relaxed, and personal, intended as light, sleepy listening.🏠 Bathroom Tour of Jason’s LifeThis is the main thread of the episode. Jason reminisces about nearly every bathroom he has ever used, across dozens of homes and living situations:Childhood bathrooms: From dormitories in Nazareth House to his dad’s house, noting layouts, smells, lighting, even toothpaste locations.Odd bathroom layouts: Several homes had bathrooms next to or inside kitchens. Jason notes how strange or inconvenient this was.Shared bathrooms: Experiences in shared housing, Buddhist communities, YMCA housing, and hostels.Unique memories:Accidentally applying Vicks VapoRub instead of VaselineSinging George Michael in a bathroom to impress a girl (who was actually laughing at a joke)Cleaning extremely gross communal bathroomsForgetting the layout of his own current bathroom(!)It’s oddly captivating how specific and descriptive these recollections are — from bath placements to toilet positions, to extractor fan noises and cabinet types.📻 Podcast PhilosophyJason views his show like a personal radio program — calm, chatty, and intimate.Talks about his website, listener interaction (e.g., via Facebook group), and episodes like “Q&A Friday” and “Throwback Thursdays.”Mentions plans for the rest of the year, including a 1980s TV series throwback theme.🕒 Bathroom Timeline = Life TimelineThe episode isn’t just about plumbing — it's a life memoir, told through the rooms we rarely reflect on.He reflects on relationships, flatmates, awkward moments, job changes, and more — all through the lens of “where was the bathroom in that place?”🐶 Bonus CharactersVinny: Jason’s dog, who interrupts occasionally, wants attention, and may be the true star of the show.Molly: A group admin and friend, mentioned during a segment about Facebook polls and support.💬 Tone & StyleRelaxed, dryly humorous, a bit surrealVery repetitive at times — intentionally so, to help listeners wind downMoments of touching honesty (e.g., about being lonely, nostalgic, or reflective)🧩 Fun, Weird, and Notable MomentsPonders how giraffes see around cornersComplains about Christmas sofas in OctoberDescribes various shop window displays he's built (some blocking fire escapes!)Confesses to forgetting the layout of his own current bathroomReflects on podcasting and changes he's trying not to make in the coming year💤 ConclusionJason wraps up with a reminder to be kind and gentle to yourself, and expresses love and appreciation for his listeners.🎧 Overall If you like Bob Ross but wish he talked about toilets, this episode is your dream. It’s meditative, weirdly soothing, and so specific that it becomes universal. Everyone has memories attached to everyday things — and Jason masterfully turns bathrooms into doorways to memory, emotion, and oddly comforting tedium.

https://jasonnewland.com/Bathrooms | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1474 | Jason Newland | 27th October 2025🎙️ OverviewSpeaker: Jason NewlandStyle: Rambling, conversational, and intentionally boring (in the most soothing way possible)Purpose: A Let Me Bore You To Sleep episode, designed to relax listeners and possibly lull them to sleepTheme: An epic, off-the-cuff monologue about... bathrooms. Yes, bathrooms — every bathroom Jason has used or lived near throughout his life.🛁 Major Themes & Sections 🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness StartJason begins unsure what to talk about.Debates between discussing coat hangers or toilets — toilets win.He mentions the episode is unscripted, relaxed, and personal, intended as light, sleepy listening.🏠 Bathroom Tour of Jason’s LifeThis is the main thread of the episode. Jason reminisces about nearly every bathroom he has ever used, across dozens of homes and living situations:Childhood bathrooms: From dormitories in Nazareth House to his dad’s house, noting layouts, smells, lighting, even toothpaste locations.Odd bathroom layouts: Several homes had bathrooms next to or inside kitchens. Jason notes how strange or inconvenient this was.Shared bathrooms: Experiences in shared housing, Buddhist communities, YMCA housing, and hostels.Unique memories:Accidentally applying Vicks VapoRub instead of VaselineSinging George Michael in a bathroom to impress a girl (who was actually laughing at a joke)Cleaning extremely gross communal bathroomsForgetting the layout of his own current bathroom(!)It’s oddly captivating how specific and descriptive these recollections are — from bath placements to toilet positions, to extractor fan noises and cabinet types.📻 Podcast PhilosophyJason views his show like a personal radio program — calm, chatty, and intimate.Talks about his website, listener interaction (e.g., via Facebook group), and episodes like “Q&A Friday” and “Throwback Thursdays.”Mentions plans for the rest of the year, including a 1980s TV series throwback theme.🕒 Bathroom Timeline = Life TimelineThe episode isn’t just about plumbing — it's a life memoir, told through the rooms we rarely reflect on.He reflects on relationships, flatmates, awkward moments, job changes, and more — all through the lens of “where was the bathroom in that place?”🐶 Bonus CharactersVinny: Jason’s dog, who interrupts occasionally, wants attention, and may be the true star of the show.Molly: A group admin and friend, mentioned during a segment about Facebook polls and support.💬 Tone & StyleRelaxed, dryly humorous, a bit surrealVery repetitive at times — intentionally so, to help listeners wind downMoments of touching honesty (e.g., about being lonely, nostalgic, or reflective)🧩 Fun, Weird, and Notable MomentsPonders how giraffes see around cornersComplains about Christmas sofas in OctoberDescribes various shop window displays he's built (some blocking fire escapes!)Confesses to forgetting the layout of his own current bathroomReflects on podcasting and changes he's trying not to make in the coming year💤 ConclusionJason wraps up with a reminder to be kind and gentle to yourself, and expresses love and appreciation for his listeners.🎧 Overall If you like Bob Ross but wish he talked about toilets, this episode is your dream. It’s meditative, weirdly soothing, and so specific that it becomes universal. Everyone has memories attached to everyday things — and Jason masterfully turns bathrooms into doorways to memory, emotion, and oddly comforting tedium.

https://jasonnewland.com/Bathrooms | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1474 | Jason Newland | 27th October 2025🎙️ OverviewSpeaker: Jason NewlandStyle: Rambling, conversational, and intentionally boring (in the most soothing way possible)Purpose: A Let Me Bore You To Sleep episode, designed to relax listeners and possibly lull them to sleepTheme: An epic, off-the-cuff monologue about... bathrooms. Yes, bathrooms — every bathroom Jason has used or lived near throughout his life.🛁 Major Themes & Sections 🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness StartJason begins unsure what to talk about.Debates between discussing coat hangers or toilets — toilets win.He mentions the episode is unscripted, relaxed, and personal, intended as light, sleepy listening.🏠 Bathroom Tour of Jason’s LifeThis is the main thread of the episode. Jason reminisces about nearly every bathroom he has ever used, across dozens of homes and living situations:Childhood bathrooms: From dormitories in Nazareth House to his dad’s house, noting layouts, smells, lighting, even toothpaste locations.Odd bathroom layouts: Several homes had bathrooms next to or inside kitchens. Jason notes how strange or inconvenient this was.Shared bathrooms: Experiences in shared housing, Buddhist communities, YMCA housing, and hostels.Unique memories:Accidentally applying Vicks VapoRub instead of VaselineSinging George Michael in a bathroom to impress a girl (who was actually laughing at a joke)Cleaning extremely gross communal bathroomsForgetting the layout of his own current bathroom(!)It’s oddly captivating how specific and descriptive these recollections are — from bath placements to toilet positions, to extractor fan noises and cabinet types.📻 Podcast PhilosophyJason views his show like a personal radio program — calm, chatty, and intimate.Talks about his website, listener interaction (e.g., via Facebook group), and episodes like “Q&A Friday” and “Throwback Thursdays.”Mentions plans for the rest of the year, including a 1980s TV series throwback theme.🕒 Bathroom Timeline = Life TimelineThe episode isn’t just about plumbing — it's a life memoir, told through the rooms we rarely reflect on.He reflects on relationships, flatmates, awkward moments, job changes, and more — all through the lens of “where was the bathroom in that place?”🐶 Bonus CharactersVinny: Jason’s dog, who interrupts occasionally, wants attention, and may be the true star of the show.Molly: A group admin and friend, mentioned during a segment about Facebook polls and support.💬 Tone & StyleRelaxed, dryly humorous, a bit surrealVery repetitive at times — intentionally so, to help listeners wind downMoments of touching honesty (e.g., about being lonely, nostalgic, or reflective)🧩 Fun, Weird, and Notable MomentsPonders how giraffes see around cornersComplains about Christmas sofas in OctoberDescribes various shop window displays he's built (some blocking fire escapes!)Confesses to forgetting the layout of his own current bathroomReflects on podcasting and changes he's trying not to make in the coming year💤 ConclusionJason wraps up with a reminder to be kind and gentle to yourself, and expresses love and appreciation for his listeners.🎧 Overall If you like Bob Ross but wish he talked about toilets, this episode is your dream. It’s meditative, weirdly soothing, and so specific that it becomes universal. Everyone has memories attached to everyday things — and Jason masterfully turns bathrooms into doorways to memory, emotion, and oddly comforting tedium.

https://jasonnewland.com/Bathrooms | Mondays Boring Objects | LMBYTS #1474 | Jason Newland | 27th October 2025🎙️ OverviewSpeaker: Jason NewlandStyle: Rambling, conversational, and intentionally boring (in the most soothing way possible)Purpose: A Let Me Bore You To Sleep episode, designed to relax listeners and possibly lull them to sleepTheme: An epic, off-the-cuff monologue about... bathrooms. Yes, bathrooms — every bathroom Jason has used or lived near throughout his life.🛁 Major Themes & Sections 🧠 Stream-of-Consciousness StartJason begins unsure what to talk about.Debates between discussing coat hangers or toilets — toilets win.He mentions the episode is unscripted, relaxed, and personal, intended as light, sleepy listening.🏠 Bathroom Tour of Jason’s LifeThis is the main thread of the episode. Jason reminisces about nearly every bathroom he has ever used, across dozens of homes and living situations:Childhood bathrooms: From dormitories in Nazareth House to his dad’s house, noting layouts, smells, lighting, even toothpaste locations.Odd bathroom layouts: Several homes had bathrooms next to or inside kitchens. Jason notes how strange or inconvenient this was.Shared bathrooms: Experiences in shared housing, Buddhist communities, YMCA housing, and hostels.Unique memories:Accidentally applying Vicks VapoRub instead of VaselineSinging George Michael in a bathroom to impress a girl (who was actually laughing at a joke)Cleaning extremely gross communal bathroomsForgetting the layout of his own current bathroom(!)It’s oddly captivating how specific and descriptive these recollections are — from bath placements to toilet positions, to extractor fan noises and cabinet types.📻 Podcast PhilosophyJason views his show like a personal radio program — calm, chatty, and intimate.Talks about his website, listener interaction (e.g., via Facebook group), and episodes like “Q&A Friday” and “Throwback Thursdays.”Mentions plans for the rest of the year, including a 1980s TV series throwback theme.🕒 Bathroom Timeline = Life TimelineThe episode isn’t just about plumbing — it's a life memoir, told through the rooms we rarely reflect on.He reflects on relationships, flatmates, awkward moments, job changes, and more — all through the lens of “where was the bathroom in that place?”🐶 Bonus CharactersVinny: Jason’s dog, who interrupts occasionally, wants attention, and may be the true star of the show.Molly: A group admin and friend, mentioned during a segment about Facebook polls and support.💬 Tone & StyleRelaxed, dryly humorous, a bit surrealVery repetitive at times — intentionally so, to help listeners wind downMoments of touching honesty (e.g., about being lonely, nostalgic, or reflective)🧩 Fun, Weird, and Notable MomentsPonders how giraffes see around cornersComplains about Christmas sofas in OctoberDescribes various shop window displays he's built (some blocking fire escapes!)Confesses to forgetting the layout of his own current bathroomReflects on podcasting and changes he's trying not to make in the coming year💤 ConclusionJason wraps up with a reminder to be kind and gentle to yourself, and expresses love and appreciation for his listeners.🎧 Overall If you like Bob Ross but wish he talked about toilets, this episode is your dream. It’s meditative, weirdly soothing, and so specific that it becomes universal. Everyone has memories attached to everyday things — and Jason masterfully turns bathrooms into doorways to memory, emotion, and oddly comforting tedium.

https://www.jasonnewland.com/Sunday Papers | LMBYTS #1473 | Jason Newland | 26th October 2025🧠 Overall Summary: This episode is a free-flowing, unscripted, and deliberately rambling audio podcast episode in the Let Me Bore You to Sleep series by Jason Newland. It's designed to relax or lull the listener into sleep or calmness. Jason muses on everything from his glasses and podcasting process to AI, boxing, and even fish and chips. The tone is soft, self-deprecating, and intentionally boring — in a good way!🧔 About the Host (Jason Newland):Jason reflects on his long-running podcast journey.Mentions his love of rambling as a way to help others sleep or relax.Speaks directly to his audience with a familiar, comforting tone.Occasionally jokes about how “boring” he is, which is of course the whole point.📝 Main Themes and Topics: 🛌 Podcasting and Routine:Jason reflects on his multiple podcast series, especially:Let Me Bore You to SleepQ&A FridaySleepy Boring ObjectsTrivia TuesdayWhisper WednesdaySunday PapersTalks at length about his recording habits, number of episodes per week, and podcast evolution since 2018.Keeps tally of recordings across months and notes his own consistency.Talks about episode durations (some run over 2 hours!).🧪 AI & Avatars:Jason discusses the rise of AI-generated content and voice cloning.Wonders if humans will soon become secondary in podcasting and content creation.Comments on TikTok/YouTube AI videos where chiropractors “throw people through walls” — obviously faked but interestingly realistic.👓 Glasses, Hair, and Random Observations:Opens with thoughts on how people look without glasses and how his glasses affect his perception of himself.Talks about his pet Vinny shedding hair everywhere.Makes observational jokes about odd newspaper articles and quirky daily thoughts.🥊 Boxing & Sports Commentary:Shares his opinion on the Fabio Wardley fight.Critiques modern boxing pay-per-view pricing and undercard quality.Reminisces about how boxing was better in the 90s on ITV.📰 Reading the Sunday Papers:Skims through the Daily Star Sunday, commenting humorously on various stories:British troops accused of flashingElectric cars being promoted in what seems like an ad disguised as newsGen Z giving salmon instead of candy for Halloween (😄 what?!)Surveys funded by companies that just so happen to align with their productsJames Bond polls (Roger Moore named Gen Z's favorite)Jennifer Lopez, Vicky McClure, and soap opera dramaSudoku confusion and the difficulty of crosswordsKitchens of the future powered by hydroponics and AIA giraffe named Gilbert that couldn’t be sedated for a vet procedureCats, hair, vacuums, and Vicky Pattison’s new “Hairline” adHoroscopes by Russell GrantAnd a long side-track about Queen, Barcelona, and Luciano Pavarotti’s 1990 Hyde Park concert🧘 Tone and Style:Calming, meandering, and unstructured, but that's the charm.Jason uses soft humor, personal tangents, and mundane details to gently lull listeners.Often self-aware: he comments that it’s “not even started” or that he’s “just rambling.”💡 Interesting/Funny Moments:Suggests it’s a win-win: if you find the podcast boring, it worked; if you found it interesting, that’s great too.Jokes about Gen Z giving out salmon on Halloween.Is baffled by people saying, “Said what I said” — and goes on a tangent about weird phrases and reality TV.Tries (and fails) to solve a Sudoku, humorously baffled by the instructions.Wonders why he never hears doctors warn pregnant women against ballroom dancing.Reflects seriously (yet warmly) on how many recordings he’s done over the years — likely 300+ in 2025 alone.🧺 Closing:Signs off warmly with his usual reminder: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye.”📝 TL;DR Summary: A two-hour+ sleepy monologue from Jason Newland that covers:Reflections on podcasting and AIThoughts on glasses, pets, and his voiceA deep dive into the Sunday newspaperLight commentary on pop culture, boxing, and triviaRambling yet strangely comforting thoughts — all aimed at helping you relax or fall asleep

https://www.jasonnewland.com/Sunday Papers | LMBYTS #1473 | Jason Newland | 26th October 2025🧠 Overall Summary: This episode is a free-flowing, unscripted, and deliberately rambling audio podcast episode in the Let Me Bore You to Sleep series by Jason Newland. It's designed to relax or lull the listener into sleep or calmness. Jason muses on everything from his glasses and podcasting process to AI, boxing, and even fish and chips. The tone is soft, self-deprecating, and intentionally boring — in a good way!🧔 About the Host (Jason Newland):Jason reflects on his long-running podcast journey.Mentions his love of rambling as a way to help others sleep or relax.Speaks directly to his audience with a familiar, comforting tone.Occasionally jokes about how “boring” he is, which is of course the whole point.📝 Main Themes and Topics: 🛌 Podcasting and Routine:Jason reflects on his multiple podcast series, especially:Let Me Bore You to SleepQ&A FridaySleepy Boring ObjectsTrivia TuesdayWhisper WednesdaySunday PapersTalks at length about his recording habits, number of episodes per week, and podcast evolution since 2018.Keeps tally of recordings across months and notes his own consistency.Talks about episode durations (some run over 2 hours!).🧪 AI & Avatars:Jason discusses the rise of AI-generated content and voice cloning.Wonders if humans will soon become secondary in podcasting and content creation.Comments on TikTok/YouTube AI videos where chiropractors “throw people through walls” — obviously faked but interestingly realistic.👓 Glasses, Hair, and Random Observations:Opens with thoughts on how people look without glasses and how his glasses affect his perception of himself.Talks about his pet Vinny shedding hair everywhere.Makes observational jokes about odd newspaper articles and quirky daily thoughts.🥊 Boxing & Sports Commentary:Shares his opinion on the Fabio Wardley fight.Critiques modern boxing pay-per-view pricing and undercard quality.Reminisces about how boxing was better in the 90s on ITV.📰 Reading the Sunday Papers:Skims through the Daily Star Sunday, commenting humorously on various stories:British troops accused of flashingElectric cars being promoted in what seems like an ad disguised as newsGen Z giving salmon instead of candy for Halloween (😄 what?!)Surveys funded by companies that just so happen to align with their productsJames Bond polls (Roger Moore named Gen Z's favorite)Jennifer Lopez, Vicky McClure, and soap opera dramaSudoku confusion and the difficulty of crosswordsKitchens of the future powered by hydroponics and AIA giraffe named Gilbert that couldn’t be sedated for a vet procedureCats, hair, vacuums, and Vicky Pattison’s new “Hairline” adHoroscopes by Russell GrantAnd a long side-track about Queen, Barcelona, and Luciano Pavarotti’s 1990 Hyde Park concert🧘 Tone and Style:Calming, meandering, and unstructured, but that's the charm.Jason uses soft humor, personal tangents, and mundane details to gently lull listeners.Often self-aware: he comments that it’s “not even started” or that he’s “just rambling.”💡 Interesting/Funny Moments:Suggests it’s a win-win: if you find the podcast boring, it worked; if you found it interesting, that’s great too.Jokes about Gen Z giving out salmon on Halloween.Is baffled by people saying, “Said what I said” — and goes on a tangent about weird phrases and reality TV.Tries (and fails) to solve a Sudoku, humorously baffled by the instructions.Wonders why he never hears doctors warn pregnant women against ballroom dancing.Reflects seriously (yet warmly) on how many recordings he’s done over the years — likely 300+ in 2025 alone.🧺 Closing:Signs off warmly with his usual reminder: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye.”📝 TL;DR Summary: A two-hour+ sleepy monologue from Jason Newland that covers:Reflections on podcasting and AIThoughts on glasses, pets, and his voiceA deep dive into the Sunday newspaperLight commentary on pop culture, boxing, and triviaRambling yet strangely comforting thoughts — all aimed at helping you relax or fall asleep

https://www.jasonnewland.com/Sunday Papers | LMBYTS #1473 | Jason Newland | 26th October 2025🧠 Overall Summary: This episode is a free-flowing, unscripted, and deliberately rambling audio podcast episode in the Let Me Bore You to Sleep series by Jason Newland. It's designed to relax or lull the listener into sleep or calmness. Jason muses on everything from his glasses and podcasting process to AI, boxing, and even fish and chips. The tone is soft, self-deprecating, and intentionally boring — in a good way!🧔 About the Host (Jason Newland):Jason reflects on his long-running podcast journey.Mentions his love of rambling as a way to help others sleep or relax.Speaks directly to his audience with a familiar, comforting tone.Occasionally jokes about how “boring” he is, which is of course the whole point.📝 Main Themes and Topics: 🛌 Podcasting and Routine:Jason reflects on his multiple podcast series, especially:Let Me Bore You to SleepQ&A FridaySleepy Boring ObjectsTrivia TuesdayWhisper WednesdaySunday PapersTalks at length about his recording habits, number of episodes per week, and podcast evolution since 2018.Keeps tally of recordings across months and notes his own consistency.Talks about episode durations (some run over 2 hours!).🧪 AI & Avatars:Jason discusses the rise of AI-generated content and voice cloning.Wonders if humans will soon become secondary in podcasting and content creation.Comments on TikTok/YouTube AI videos where chiropractors “throw people through walls” — obviously faked but interestingly realistic.👓 Glasses, Hair, and Random Observations:Opens with thoughts on how people look without glasses and how his glasses affect his perception of himself.Talks about his pet Vinny shedding hair everywhere.Makes observational jokes about odd newspaper articles and quirky daily thoughts.🥊 Boxing & Sports Commentary:Shares his opinion on the Fabio Wardley fight.Critiques modern boxing pay-per-view pricing and undercard quality.Reminisces about how boxing was better in the 90s on ITV.📰 Reading the Sunday Papers:Skims through the Daily Star Sunday, commenting humorously on various stories:British troops accused of flashingElectric cars being promoted in what seems like an ad disguised as newsGen Z giving salmon instead of candy for Halloween (😄 what?!)Surveys funded by companies that just so happen to align with their productsJames Bond polls (Roger Moore named Gen Z's favorite)Jennifer Lopez, Vicky McClure, and soap opera dramaSudoku confusion and the difficulty of crosswordsKitchens of the future powered by hydroponics and AIA giraffe named Gilbert that couldn’t be sedated for a vet procedureCats, hair, vacuums, and Vicky Pattison’s new “Hairline” adHoroscopes by Russell GrantAnd a long side-track about Queen, Barcelona, and Luciano Pavarotti’s 1990 Hyde Park concert🧘 Tone and Style:Calming, meandering, and unstructured, but that's the charm.Jason uses soft humor, personal tangents, and mundane details to gently lull listeners.Often self-aware: he comments that it’s “not even started” or that he’s “just rambling.”💡 Interesting/Funny Moments:Suggests it’s a win-win: if you find the podcast boring, it worked; if you found it interesting, that’s great too.Jokes about Gen Z giving out salmon on Halloween.Is baffled by people saying, “Said what I said” — and goes on a tangent about weird phrases and reality TV.Tries (and fails) to solve a Sudoku, humorously baffled by the instructions.Wonders why he never hears doctors warn pregnant women against ballroom dancing.Reflects seriously (yet warmly) on how many recordings he’s done over the years — likely 300+ in 2025 alone.🧺 Closing:Signs off warmly with his usual reminder: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye.”📝 TL;DR Summary: A two-hour+ sleepy monologue from Jason Newland that covers:Reflections on podcasting and AIThoughts on glasses, pets, and his voiceA deep dive into the Sunday newspaperLight commentary on pop culture, boxing, and triviaRambling yet strangely comforting thoughts — all aimed at helping you relax or fall asleep

https://www.jasonnewland.com/Sunday Papers | LMBYTS #1473 | Jason Newland | 26th October 2025🧠 Overall Summary: This episode is a free-flowing, unscripted, and deliberately rambling audio podcast episode in the Let Me Bore You to Sleep series by Jason Newland. It's designed to relax or lull the listener into sleep or calmness. Jason muses on everything from his glasses and podcasting process to AI, boxing, and even fish and chips. The tone is soft, self-deprecating, and intentionally boring — in a good way!🧔 About the Host (Jason Newland):Jason reflects on his long-running podcast journey.Mentions his love of rambling as a way to help others sleep or relax.Speaks directly to his audience with a familiar, comforting tone.Occasionally jokes about how “boring” he is, which is of course the whole point.📝 Main Themes and Topics: 🛌 Podcasting and Routine:Jason reflects on his multiple podcast series, especially:Let Me Bore You to SleepQ&A FridaySleepy Boring ObjectsTrivia TuesdayWhisper WednesdaySunday PapersTalks at length about his recording habits, number of episodes per week, and podcast evolution since 2018.Keeps tally of recordings across months and notes his own consistency.Talks about episode durations (some run over 2 hours!).🧪 AI & Avatars:Jason discusses the rise of AI-generated content and voice cloning.Wonders if humans will soon become secondary in podcasting and content creation.Comments on TikTok/YouTube AI videos where chiropractors “throw people through walls” — obviously faked but interestingly realistic.👓 Glasses, Hair, and Random Observations:Opens with thoughts on how people look without glasses and how his glasses affect his perception of himself.Talks about his pet Vinny shedding hair everywhere.Makes observational jokes about odd newspaper articles and quirky daily thoughts.🥊 Boxing & Sports Commentary:Shares his opinion on the Fabio Wardley fight.Critiques modern boxing pay-per-view pricing and undercard quality.Reminisces about how boxing was better in the 90s on ITV.📰 Reading the Sunday Papers:Skims through the Daily Star Sunday, commenting humorously on various stories:British troops accused of flashingElectric cars being promoted in what seems like an ad disguised as newsGen Z giving salmon instead of candy for Halloween (😄 what?!)Surveys funded by companies that just so happen to align with their productsJames Bond polls (Roger Moore named Gen Z's favorite)Jennifer Lopez, Vicky McClure, and soap opera dramaSudoku confusion and the difficulty of crosswordsKitchens of the future powered by hydroponics and AIA giraffe named Gilbert that couldn’t be sedated for a vet procedureCats, hair, vacuums, and Vicky Pattison’s new “Hairline” adHoroscopes by Russell GrantAnd a long side-track about Queen, Barcelona, and Luciano Pavarotti’s 1990 Hyde Park concert🧘 Tone and Style:Calming, meandering, and unstructured, but that's the charm.Jason uses soft humor, personal tangents, and mundane details to gently lull listeners.Often self-aware: he comments that it’s “not even started” or that he’s “just rambling.”💡 Interesting/Funny Moments:Suggests it’s a win-win: if you find the podcast boring, it worked; if you found it interesting, that’s great too.Jokes about Gen Z giving out salmon on Halloween.Is baffled by people saying, “Said what I said” — and goes on a tangent about weird phrases and reality TV.Tries (and fails) to solve a Sudoku, humorously baffled by the instructions.Wonders why he never hears doctors warn pregnant women against ballroom dancing.Reflects seriously (yet warmly) on how many recordings he’s done over the years — likely 300+ in 2025 alone.🧺 Closing:Signs off warmly with his usual reminder: “Be kind to yourself. You deserve to be happy. You deserve to feel safe. Lots of love. Bye bye bye.”📝 TL;DR Summary: A two-hour+ sleepy monologue from Jason Newland that covers:Reflections on podcasting and AIThoughts on glasses, pets, and his voiceA deep dive into the Sunday newspaperLight commentary on pop culture, boxing, and triviaRambling yet strangely comforting thoughts — all aimed at helping you relax or fall asleep