Smack Talk City

Send us Fan MailSmack Talk City is back, and this week things take the usual completely unnecessary turn.We hear how a charity mud run became a personal mission to defeat the RAF Regiment, revisit the terrifying legend of the nuclear-waste seal, and tackle the growing environmental crisis of people piling dog-shit bags around an already full bin.Naturally, this leads to Captain Planet, Donald Trump, lizard people, questionable plastic surgery and the important question of whether Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid really died when everyone says they did.There’s also whiskey, dogs, Brad Pitt, conspiracy theories, absolutely no meaningful research and the usual collection of tangents that somehow make perfect sense at the time.Welcome back to Smack Talk City.#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThis week on Smack Talk City, James and Leo set the bar low with participation trophies, argue the structural integrity of custard creams, question whether TV licensing works like vampire law, and somehow end up dealing with a hypothetical dead body in a Wimpy. There’s also BBC licence fee chat, clean public toilets, pocket potatoes, Screwfix email rage, Greggs chicken strippers, and the eternal question: is hiding the body even necessary?That title pulls from the strongest bits: the BBC/TV licence threshold chat and vampire comparison, plus the Wimpy body scenario later in the episode.#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan Mail This week on Smack Talk City, we uncover the greatest act of podcast theft since someone first put two microphones in front of two idiots and called it content. Apparently Joe and James from Fact Up have taken one look at our carefully crafted format, unplanned waffle, half-remembered facts, questionable animal knowledge, occasional Office references and the general sense that nobody knows where any of this is going, and decided to build a whole podcast around it. Rude, frankly. We’re not angry. We’re just disappointed.Once we’ve dealt with the obvious intellectual property crime, we get into Britain’s inability to cope with any weather that isn’t mildly disappointing, Southwest Trains turning a short journey into a hostage situation, dogs with poor communication skills, school proms, leavers books, and the profound mystery of whether fish actually like to swim or are simply trapped by biology. There’s also a deep philosophical dismantling of the classic “lion doesn’t concern itself with the opinions of sheep” quote, mainly because we’re not convinced the sheep ever met the lion in the first place. Then, naturally, we end up reminiscing about school, cheap beer, playground swings, and Dan’s frankly unfair puberty. Also featuring: sweaty trains, trash swans, bunk light bills, Steve barking, and the brutal truth that some people simply win puberty harder than others.  Warning: Contains sausages, swearing, nostalgia, and absolutely no measurable personal development. #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailThis episode of Smack Talk City serves up pies, whisky, political insanity, weird stories, and the usual sideways descent into absolute nonsense. From Trump to wild boar encounters to the philosophy of sausages in bread, very little is sacred and even less stays on topic. Where are wild boar being sausagefied?  Do let us know!!#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailWe wandered bravely into the strange digital wilderness of the manosphere, incels, and looksmaxxers and reached one simple conclusion:These lads have clearly never seen Rocky IV.Because if they had, they’d know the answer isn’t jawline analytics, fake alpha posturing, or spending six hours a day discussing “male value” on the internet. The answer is simple:train hard, stop whining, and punch a side of beef.We also tackled one of the most important self-defence theories of modern times:Can a fight be ended instantly by getting naked?This led us to the creation of a brand-new combat principle:Cocklesnaring.A shocking, confusing, psychologically devastating tactic designed to leave your opponent thinking,“Mate... what the fuck is happening here?”So if you enjoy chaos, bad logic, accidental philosophy, mockery of internet masculinity, and two grown men seriously discussing nudity as a viable combat de-escalation strategy, this one’s for you.#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailBack for 2026 like a rash you can't get rid ofThis week we delve into illness that doesn't exist and how the future is shaping up with new technology that fixes no problems people have ever said they haveStrangely no vegans were harmed during this episode #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this week episode we're landing on Halloween.  We discuss the best creatures around during Halloween.  Camo skeletons, wandering spiders who love a bit of man meat or vampires that are miserable and sparkle in the sunlight. Happy Halloween, trick a vegan with a chicken bite for us this year and we'll send you a STC mug  #getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan Mailames and Leo take a swing at the tall tales of Frank Dux — the so-called underground fighter who supposedly racked up 56 knockouts in three days, kicked at 72mph, and trained with a master no one can prove even existed. Was he a martial arts legend… or just the greatest bullshitter since crop circles?From tearing apart Bloodsport’s “true story” claims to imagining Dux karate-kicking wheat into alien patterns, the lads go full throttle on nonsense. Along the way they spiral into Chuck Norris jeans, IKEA body-hiding strategies, serial killer bonfires and spunk-blocked drains.#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailBrace yourselves — this one's not for the faint of fart. In this episode of Smack Talk City we unleash the most vile, gut-wrenching, toilet-clogging tales of bowel destruction ever told. From public bathroom war zones to personal wipe out stories, nothing is sacred. We also dig into Netflix’s Poop Deck — a documentary so disturbingly detailed, it’ll make you question your next burrito. It's filthy, it's funny, it's flush-worthy. Enter at your own risk. #STC#getamongstthemeat

Send us Fan MailIn this episode of Smack Talk City, your favourite unqualified linguists crack open a bottle and attempt to decode the phrases used by the kids.A Gen Z Jedi mind trick? We dive headfirst into the chaos, armed with whiskey, wild guesses, and absolutely no research. Tune in for the banter, stay for the breakdown—and remember, in Smack Talk City, the vibes are strong but the facts are optional. Chemtrail conspiracy and please Primarni, sort your changing rooms out!!#getamongstthemeat