Slam Drunk

We're back with a Fantasy Football punishment to remember! After losing the Fantasy Johns 2023 Toilet Bowl, and despite having the most points scored and highest Bonage Index (BI) (5:25), Aug has to spend 13 hours in a Buffalo Wild Wings (0:01). He can only leave after he eats, drinks, and burps his way out. Thankfully, many friends stop by to keep him company as he overindulges, including Kaadir (20:21), and their waitress, who turns out is an awesome rapper named Let Em Kno Lay (17:32). Not only do Mike and Drew come out of their caves to record with Aug, but one special visitor clogs the only toilet in the establishment by 11:30 AM (13:49). The guys review Sam Adams Cold Snap (19:18). And despite terrible audio quality due to the BWW recording location, Aug writes and preforms a song to commemorate losing the fantasy league (10:30).

*PSA: Chili’s IN, Buffalo Wild Wings OUTOn this Philly Special episode of Slam Drunk, the guys celebrate the Philly sports teams’ recent success, Philly’s amazing fans (24:45), and the wedding of two best friends. To kick off the celebrations, Aug sings his Fantasy champion parody song (1:00), Mike reviews his new kitty cat, Glove Box (7:53), and Drew and Mike sing a track from their highly anticipated Philly Special Christmas Album (14:21). Later, we celebrate our recently married pod-host in a pre-recorded wedding night segment, featuring The Hunter with Shiner Bock and The Gut Shuffler(40:06). Lastly, the guys get shitty on recent heartbreaking sports losses, but ultimately decide that it’s alright to eat at Chili’s again (47:42)

In the season 2 finale the boys decide to shoot straight from the hip without a script and tackle life’s biggest questions of Death, God, and Beer. In a role reversal, Aug has to guess which beer Mike and Drew have picked for the finale (4:44). The boys Get Shitty (11:34). Next, a commercial for the new, patented NFL Head Condoms (21:34). A fair bit of goofing around takes place during the Impromptu Snack Review (23:20). Aug finally guesses the mystery beer in the Beer Review (31:30). Finally, all rise for another sermon from the Pastor of the Church of Football (37:30). Thanks for burping along with us!

This episode of Slam Drunk is sponsored by Meal Replacement Vapes (4:29). This week Mike, Drew, and Aug dive into the Wild West of sports gambling. First up, the guys try to guess real or made-up horse names in Off to the Races(6:24), then they kind of just goof around (CW: Loud burps) (17:55). After the goofing around, the boys get serious and talk about their top tips and tricks for sports gambling (19:33). Then the guys cash in with their second commercial break (31:05). Later, Aug interviews open source investigative expert, Flamingo Lingo, and the two discuss match fixing (32:58). And make sure to hang around for our impromptu interview with the spider from under Mike’s beer can (62:16)

On this episode the guys answer caller questions doubting The Process (0:38), receive a voice note from an old friend, Carmenthol Anferneè (5:26), review the professional games they attended over the 2021-2022 season (12:32), interview an Eagles season ticket holder mid-game (23:19), take a commercial break (28:17), and review Back Forty Beer Company’s Naked Pig (9:10)(31:26). Lastly, we want to thank friends of Slam Drunk, East, for making a special call to Dominos on behalf of a fantasy football rivalry (39:16), and a secret admirer who keeps emailing us (@[email protected]) fan fiction (42:43)

On this episode the guys answer a fan question from an old friend, Carmenthal (2:51), Aug sings a not so patriotic song to Mike to commemorate a fantasy victory (11:11), and JBs (Jägerbombs) are drunk (some might say they are ‘slam drunk’) (16:08). Later on the episode we ask Coach Drew for life advice (18:37), we cut to a commercial for the continent of Europe (24:33), and lastly, we interrupt your regularly scheduled Mikes and Bikes segment to reveal big news about Author Mike**Spoiler Alert: Mike gets published (28:03)!!!

Welcome back, it’s been a while! That’s because we’ve been burping our way through the Western World collecting sports and drinking stories that will surely make you want to throw your hands and guts up in the air. Join our friends as we answer a caller question about the 2020 Tokyo Olympics (2:07), interview real Brits about the Euro (soccer) tournament (8:53), and go on vacation with our Platonic Lovers in Virginia (27:00). To skip to the commercials go to (49:01) and tune in to the legend of the hot tub scrimp at (51:47)

March might have passed, but the madness is here to stay in this action-packed (sloppy) episode. After a lighthearted housekeeping (1:19) where the guys talk about the start of the MLB season, they hold the first sermon for The Church of Football given by the First Prophet, Drew (18:50), create a Sweet 16 March Madness bracket of their favorite beers (21:15), and then do the same for their favorite mascots (34:35). Separating the two bracket breakdowns is a delicious impromptu snack review (31:00). On the drink menu tonight are a variety of Mike’s Harder tallboys (13:22) (46:05). And in a Slam Drunk first, the guys prepare two commercials in an attempt to sell out (10:45)(54:08)

In the season 2 premier of Slam Drunk the guys interview their first professional athlete, retired offensive tackle Chris Hairston. Also in this episode Drew sings a song to celebrate his fantasy championship (3:02), Chris gives Aug a professional inspirational speech (19:17), the guys do a not-so-rapid-fire round of questions (21:38), have a conversation about the social justice movement in the NFL (29:36), discuss which mascots they could beat up (40:12), and review Stella Artois (14:26) (51:46). Lastly, you know an episode wouldn’t be complete without an impromptu commercial for a product you can’t live without (62:51).

In the season one finale, the guys do a fantasy football season recap and Drew and Aug sing a duet to Mike (3:02), they Get Shitty (12:09), start a new religion, The Church of Football, and proselytize while playing Madden (19:40), redeem themselves for their missteps over our first season (32:01), create a commercial for the new lasik unibrow technology (39:34), guess NFL brands (42:08), review a classic snack (47:29), and also review one of Mike’s favorites, Yuengling (16:22)(49:36). Oh, and check out the burp that probably qualifies Slam Drunk for the Longest Burp On Pre-Taped Improv Sports Comedy Podcast in the 2021 Guinness World Records book (57:44). Thanks for listening to our first season! Love, Aug, Mike, and Drew