PATREON TEASER: The Baldwin Prophecies

Lara and Carey have hitched their covered wagon to the stars once again, traveling West to the promised land for another glorious season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they admit to being fully Delco-pilled by the Mare of Easttown-adjacent “Task” and its impossibly stacked (and hot) cast. They also speak on a fashion TikToker’s trouble with Miu Miu, and the ongoing phenomenon of celebrity head transplants. Back on the banks of the Great Salt Lake, Hengie K puts her family’s mega-RV to use by picking up the ladies (minus Lisa Barlow, PLUS Britani) for a spooky and cold camping trip in Provo Canyon. Wild Rose, fuck-ass redheaded bob in tow, stages a prank for the ladies with a posse of male strippers disguised as a SWAT team. Lisa’s legal woes are called out by Bronwyn and Whitney; Wild Rose’s own collapsing business is called out by Britani, who reveals her own engagement and prompt un-engagement to Mormon fuckboy Jared Osmond. Setting out in the wide open yonder, the women enjoy kayaking, fly fishing, debating fish CPR, and nibbling sandwiches. But tensions arise around the fire pit as a Women In Business Summit™️ commences. The Wild Rose mourns her failed (felllld) entrepreneurial endeavors, a nonverbal Meredith nods off, Britani defends accusations of dick sucking, Barlow’s iconic backstabbing ways are complained about, and Heather forces ghostly whimsy, as the women—each with a camcorder in hand— set off for a night hike to investigate the vengeful ghost of “Molly Sorensen.”Chapters:00:00:00 It's back-to-school time!00:03:37 TASK rabbits unite00:14:47 Miu Miu catastrophe!00:25:21 Celebrity head transplants00:29:54 RHOSLC Recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey return to discuss “Love Con Revenge” —the spinoff of the “Tinder Swindler” — and why its hosts should take some acting lessons. Plus, the glory days of “Cheaters.” In She’s Startin’, Lara praises the new iPhone Air in all its skinny legend glory; they also talk Charlie Sheen’s new documentary, shoving ice up your arse in a drug-induced mania, and Charlie and Denise Richards’s iconic daughters. They also talk the Phillies Karen and why she’s right. In Bravissimo, Brittany Cartwright updates us on her relationship status with her rindom new boyfriend and a Congrats to the Team is in order for Taylor Frankie of MomTok fame, who’s been chosen as the new Bachelorette.Then, in a brand new segment called Please Welcome to the Stage, Lara and Carey are joined by performer/writer JV Marxx, who corrects Miss Information and gives a proper education on all things Gooning. He discusses his career, going to clown school, the joys and pitfalls of bringing gooning to the mainstream, and much more. Chapters:00:00:00 Never Forget00:12:38 She’s Startin’00:36:54 Bravissimo00:44:02 Congrats to the Team00:51:47 Please Welcome to the StageListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Thursdays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey return for another extra special SUP episode, where they parse through the fog of uncanniness swallowing the world each day. In She’s Startin’, they discuss the Trump death hoax frenzy and the hope drought America is suffering through, Sonia Dakkar’s alleged war on flesh, and the rad ass baby accidentally born at Burning Man. In Diva Down, a body discovered at Burning Man in a pool of blood, tariffs claiming another victim in legendary Canadian retail Ssense, Spirit Airlines filing for bankruptcy to the shock of no one, and a country singer pulling a full Jackson Maine and crashing out on stage. In Armagayddon, Josh Duhamel prepares for doom at his Minnesota compound; a Congrats to the Team is in order for nepo-extraordinaire Chloe Malle on being named Anna Wintour’s replacement at Vogue. Finally, a Paimon-centric Ask Us Anything on Larz and Carz’s go-to manifesting practices. Chapters:00:00:00 LA is rock 'n roll 00:09:19 She’s Startin’00:47:38 Diva Down01:09:09 Armagayddon01:12:22 Congrats to the Team01:16:54 Ask Us AnythingListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey are back together in the stu once more, discussing Eddington and Carey’s loose interpretation of “watching a movie.” On She’s Startin’, they discuss Cracker Barrel’s misguided (or genius) rebrand, the controversy that followed, Cracker Barrel’s unparalleled unifying power, and the arduous public transit journey to one of the few open Cracker Barrels in Southern California. They also talk about Will Smith’s terrifying use of AI in his post-slap redemption tour, and why he still has a chance to avoid the Flop Abyss. In Armagayddon, they talk Gen Alphas’ shameless farting in school, why they’ve earned guilt-free flatulence, and millennials’ own farting privilege; they also discuss one woman’s battle with a creeping mold that’s threatening her marriage. In Bravissimo, they talk Karen Huger’s early release from prison next week and why Potomac’s Grand Dame deserves to booze in peace. Then in Ask Us Anything, one thirty-something gay questions his own childless existence in comparison to his straight married friends, and whether or not he should feel behind the heteronormative times.Chapters:00:00:00 Carey "watched" Eddington00:13:35 She’s Startin’00:42:01 Armagayddon01:20:32 Bravissimo01:22:47 Ask Us AnythingLara's Posh Live! Show Link Thurs 8/28 at 6PM PSTListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey are back for a special segmented episode where they discuss the normal steps they take to thwart the evils of August, and why, shockingly, they have not been necessary this year.She’s Startin: the iconic Caitlin Covington aka Christian Girl Autumn and her emergency cry for help, Mikey Madison’s positively mime-core Vogue Italia cover, and imagining a Battle Royale over finding Anna Wintour’s worthy successor.Armagayddon: flop-tingles for The Devil Wears Prada 2, 3I-ATLAS, the Manhattan sized interstellar object hurtling through the solar system, and why one Harvard professor thinks it’s emitting its own light source.Congrats To the Team: the REAL reason why bees are attacking Austin Butler’s female costars and Lara’s recent bee healer moment in the garden.Then a quick AMA, where Lara and Carey look back on their respective podcaster evolutions.(NOTE: this episode was recorded before Caitlin Covington aka Christina Girl Autumn revealed she was kidding and is still, indeed, embracing autumn.)https://x.com/popcrave/status/1958289432869793838?s=46Stay true, dolls.Chapters:00:00:00 Carey learns his Q's00:07:42 She’s Startin00:29:53 Armagayddon00:52:00 Congrats To the Team01:01:24 AMAListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey return to recap the maddening final installment of The Valley’s Season 2 reunion. But first, they discuss the harrowing new Tesla Diner, the NPC-ification of downtown LA, hetero hell foodie scenes, how lighting up the Hollywood sign at night could save Los Angeles, Alien: Earth, Lindsay Lohan and Shailene Woodley’s new venture and the complicated nature of the Hulu-sphere.Back at Radford Studios, Danny’s creepy behavior with Brittany at a party for this year’s Super Bowl is brought before the tribunal. Janet, Jason and Jasmine attempt to squash their beef, as Doute tries (unsuccessfully) to pull one over her rindom nemesis from Ohio. Jax laments the pro-Brittany party at his namesake watering hole as he faces off with Zack one final time. Nia and Danny commit to a throw-everything-at-the-ceiling-defense blitz to deflect from Danny’s drunken sex pestery. And they convince nearly everyone except Janet, who somehow, despite everything and her own incredibly rindom tendencies, comes out victorious against the Old Guard. Jax then leaves the soundstage and disappears into the hazy dusk of the “Other side of the hill,” becoming merely a myth in the San Fernando Valley.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lara and Carey finally reunite in the SUP stu, with Lara reinvigorated by both Italy and the sea. She regales with tales from her trip, including a brush with a Strega Nonna fire department and the gravitational urge to buy a bejeweled clutch. They also talk Ghislaine Maxwell’s surprise new gig of being prison mates with Jen Shah and Mx. Holmes, Carole Radziwill’s grand return to the WWHL Clubhouse and the continued hope of OG RHONY returning, and more. Back at Radford studios, Part 2 of The Valley reunion kicks off with a doozy. Jax reveals his “sobriety” count as he and Brittany’s nightmare divorce games continue. Jax gets rill about his rampant drug use during VPR and Brittany mourns the death of Hooters. Jesse and Michelle face-off over clandestine Zelle payments and possible gay sugar daddies, and Michelle and Aaron’s true relationship timeline is confirmed. Janet and Zack’s cosmic war wages on, with Brittany tactically swearing her allegiance to both. Finally, Glug Glug Danny’s drunken perv behavior is called out, as Nia takes her boutique crisis PR firm to new heights.Chapters:00:00:00 Our queen returns from her Italian respite00:10:28 Lara found a clutch00:22:16 Ghislane has been transferred...00:29:45 Carole is back in the clubhouse!00:36:03 Teddi Mellencamp is startin'00:41:03 The Valley recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carey is back with one last guest host, and it’s a one for the herstory books: Danny Pellegrino of Everything Iconic joins the SUP stu. They discuss Danny’s new role as husband AND father, the newly announced ‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’ sequel, the stellar run of Meg Ryan’s romcom era and Carey & Danny’s shared gay radicalization by the underrated diva classic ‘Hanging Up.’Then on part one of The Valley reunion, the cast assembles on the main stage to discuss Brittany and Jax’s ongoing divorce nightmare, vasectomies, Doute’s pregnancy-induced act of humility, Michelle and Jesse’s psychosexual warfare, Danny and Nia’s Santa Clarita horror, and much more.Chapters:00:00:00 We have an ICONIC guest in the stu...00:04:27 Danny is a Valley Girl!00:08:24 My Best Friend's Wedding Reboot...00:11:54 Carey is attracted to Jesse00:16:14 Danny is a RomCom expert!00:40:10 The Valley Recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Lara still on her tour di Italia, Carey enlists the help of comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to recap the season finale of The Valley. They discuss set Feng Shui, Chelsea’s choice to pod sans mic stand, pandemic psychosis, sinister retail associates, Magic Castle food poisoning, shame-based lust, and more.Back on The Valley, the crew assemble atop a hill at Yamashiro for Michelle’s rindom-ass “Zen Party.” But first, the ladies meet Lala’s new baby, Doute and Brittany discuss infertility woes, Zack and Benjo discuss scrotox, and the boys climb the endless staircases at Jax’s townhouse of terror and gossip about Danny’s scallawag ways. Then, at the zen soirée, Jax and Brittany argue over financial ruin; Jax picks a fight with Danny and Nia. Janet squares up against Doute and Zack, who slowly succumb to Gay Hell.Chapters:00:00:00 Chelsea airs out her grievances for our studio couch...00:04:27 Ellen is staying in the UK permanently!00:09:51 Chelsea talks about getting back to stand up00:16:08 America v. Everywhere else...00:19:25 The Valley Recap!Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Introducing Cult of Body & Soul (new SoulCycle docu series). “Cult of Body & Soul” is a docu-podcast series that explores how SOULCYCLE transcended fitness as it captured the New York City zeitgeist with ritual, candlelight, and cult of personality. Featuring interviews with instructors, studio managers, front desk staff, and corporate insiders — this is the story behind the brand that became the SoHo House of fitness. Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or Watch on YouTubeApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cult-of-body-soul/id1814921742Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5Uuyrffmf9LkvCKKqcgKV3?si=oy175GMNTkyS7-krtl54FAWatch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr-xXrYQCHg&t=553s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.