Segment City

Barbie is a brand that wants girls to be anything. A fashion model. A McDonald’s employee. A stewardess. A fashion model. But most importantly: Thin. But they also believe in minimalism in that they believe in providing minimum amenities at their sponsored convention that rivals the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience and Dashcon! This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Will’s morning movie marathon, what their Top 3 Musical Artists are, some 4/20 stoner deals from pizza joints (pun intended), Panera’s new “Salad Stuffer” which is just a reinvented sandwich, the very disappointing “Barbie Dream Fest” Convention, Big Foot enthusiasts disappointed by a recent documentary disproving iconic evidence, and a man’s excruciatingly long food poisoning journal. Email us at [email protected] iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

On this very spooky Halloween special Will and Theo talk about their time at the Renaissance Faire, opinions of horror movie subcategories like ghost stories, monsters, zombies, etc, new candy creations from the big companies like Hi-Cew’s new flavors including a mystery Halloween flavor, new cotton candy candy corn, a “Stranger Things” collab with Kinder Eggs, strange spooky freeze dried “Skittles Creepy Crunch”, Will goes into some “Amazon Erotica” with such stunning works as “Halloween Bang: A Sci Fi Alien Romance” and “Halloween Encounter: A Fated Mates Erotic Romance (with Tentacles)”, and Theo shoots back with “The Taxidermy Shoppe” where he found eBay listing for taxidermy of a robotic action figure with a skunk head, a Sasquatch head made from a white deer, and more! Email us at [email protected] iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ  

Sometimes you see “based on a true story” and think, how can that possibly be true? Well in the base of Bloodsport, turns out it can’t. This week on the podcast Theo and Will debunk the man behind the 1988 Jean-Claude Van Damme movie Bloodsport, hypothesize about an ice cream taste tester, and Will brings us on the wild social experiment/terribly conceived research project known as the Sex Raft.   Email us at [email protected] iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Honestly, Busta Rhymes deserves an island named after him. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a cringey Valentine’s Day candlelight concert, idiots that you end up behind at the airport, Wendy’s new “Chief Tasting Officer” PR job posting, McDonald’s condescending “First Job” competition, Dunkin's new iced bucket container where they put it into a… small bucket? A small island in Shrewsbury, MA unofficially called “Busta Rhyme’s Island”, the Krafton gaming CEO who tried to get out of a contacted bonus payout with the help of ChatGPT, Mark Zuckerberg making a new AI to do his CEO duties, how some Silcon Valley employees are “Tokenmaxing” by using a lot of tokens for AI agents, and a very surprising “I Was Poisoned!" as the last segment.   Email us at [email protected] iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

It’s the biggest event of the year, the one we all were waiting for. That’s right, the Taco Bell corporation has announced it’s new lineup of ways it’s going to cause you gastrointestinal distress! This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the slew of new announcements coming our way from the Taco Bell E3, as well as the now infamous “bite” from the McDonald’s CEO. Also coming your way is the report of a tourist who couldn’t handle a spicy taco and decided to go to court about it. Finally, Theo takes us through Brushgate, some truly niche drama in the curling world. Email us at [email protected] iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

…And we are back after a little summer hiatus! And we will answer the question posed by a small religious sect: Has love won?  No. Especially if you drink silver and vodka all the way to mummification. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about being assigned a role with your siblings, Pizza Hutt’s collab with Tom Brady to give a full city pizzas, the new age cult called “Love Has Won” and its alcoholic leader Amy Carlson who died from Ivermectin, Theo goes over some News stories such as Massachusetts residents complaining about living next to a donut factory, a surge of skiers getting lost because of a Tik Tok trend, and a proud police dog who found an elderly dementia patient.  Email us at [email protected] iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

Step by step, this guided meditation will bring you inside the experience of being in a nude russian bathhouse. Breath in. Feel the steam filling your lungs. Feel the hot stones on your bare butt. Breath out. Observe the other naked people around you, mostly old dudes who you are awkwardly avoiding eye contact with.  In this week’s episode, Theo recounts the latest from the world of fast food with the announcement of McNugget Caviar. Will also has food drama, bringing the MrBeast Ghost Burger news. Next Theo takes us on a deep dive review of a Russian Bathhouse in Boston, that truly leaves no detail out. Finally, Will recounts the Staten Island Groundhog and it’s prediction for the year. Email us at [email protected] iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube:  

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about being diagnosed at the doctor’s office, nerds that will suck all the air out of a room, Theo’s New Year’s Rules for 2026, and Will takes us how to leave a cult!   Email us at [email protected] iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ

May I present a sign of the stupid dystopia we live in: The fact that a woman gave birth in the back of a self driving car. Next up, probably a drone that drops live venomous snakes into people’s homes or something... This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about some strange grocery store interactions, debate whether it is ok to pee in a pool, going over some rare spice company PR and Taco Bell’s “Quesarito” collab with basketball player Nikola Jokic, the last USA pennies being printed being sold for a surprisingly high price, controversies and people crashing out at the “World Dart’s Championship” in London, a news story about a woman who gave birth in a Waymo taxi, how to regift Christmas presents without being caught, a Victorian era prank taken too far with the “Berners Street hoax”! Email us at [email protected] iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ      

Hey man, you gonna eat that trash? You know I love you man, almost as much as I love these hamburger scraps.  This week on the podcast Theo and Will try to figure out what the deal with karaoke is and why people love it. They also talk through the recent Chipotle luggage partnership, followed by running through a gauntlet of In the News stories ranging from drunken raccoons to GameStop’s Trade Anything day. Will wraps the show with an edition of Amazon Erotica. Email us at [email protected] Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0Q Podbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ