Salmonella Turtle Feathers

Welcome back to the fictional crime podcast, Salmonella Turtle Feathers.

BYE BYE 2021, WONT MISS YOU </3, anyways this is a story of fictional crime in TTS, which is designed to be confusing or just.. “what-”

Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, the podcast where sh!t goes off the rails and thanksgiving is ruined. Thanks for listening, and remember, this is fictional.

Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, the concerning podcast that I didn’t read over before I created the audio. I wrote this a while ago. (Remember, fiction!)

Welcome back, and the salmonella had murdered us all. Becky Davis story day wweeeeee fiction

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Well sh*t. Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, the podcast that is slowly dying. Just kidding. Today's story is about a judge. Also hatchets, and rat torture. Credit to that villain dude for the rat torture idea :D (Remember this is fictional, it doesn't make sense anyways so I hope you don't think its real)

They know just as much as you. You know just as much as them. Who are they? Who are you? The world doesn't revolve around a can, it revolves around 27 million degree gas. Bean can? If it was only true, would the property line be more straight. What's with these crooked land claims, these days? The clouds are mysterious. The clouds glow. The mysterious clouds glow. E. ?

Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Today's episode is much earlier, and we talk about violins, conspiracy, Shrek, and murder. (Remember this is fictional)

Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, another story that will leave you saying "wtf, this makes no sense, and the tts is the only slightly entertaining thing here". Today's story is about a person named Jason with a pink mask that is only talked about once. (Remember this is fictional)