It's STILL About Tom (The Golden Life S1 E2 Recap)

Where do you stand on the fallout of Angie and Mary, Bimbos? Matt and Jenn find themselves in a big disagreement! And is Whitney gonna regret letting go of Justin? Plus… is Perhaps the best name for Meredith’s caviar lounge?

Bimbos, is Daisy making you dizzy? But also, did you see her admission on the After Show?! Erika finally showed us what kind of New York Housewife she’s capable of being. And Jessel should have shoved that lamb shank up Pavit’s ***.

Bimbos, what exactly is happening in Bethany Beach!?Are some of the Potomac housewives being hypocritical with Stacey?!

Bimbos, we were pleasantly surprised at how much we enjoyed the first part of The Real Housewives of Orange County’s reunion! And not just because Vicki was too busy eating donuts for half of it.

Hey Bimbos, here’s a shocker: Ramona hasn’t really changed! And Sonja still wants to fight about things from ten years ago. It’s like we’re reliving the Golden Age of RHONY on The Golden Life… and one of us is loving it!

Bimbos, whip out your Bilt credit cards and let's get recapping! Because really why would Erika invite Daisy anywhere?

Wow, Bimbos... what an episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. So much to unpack, and we definitely did our vocal warmups beforehand. No matter where you stand on the Mary and Angie of it all, we break it down with as much nuance as possible. Just please don't wear jeans when you listen... we don't want to think you're mad at us!

Bimbos, who needs Christmas when Potomac is the gift that keeps on giving?!Courtney sees ghosts, drunk Karen is dead, and Wendy has fully thrown Eddie under the bus!

Bimbos, orange you glad we've made it to the end of The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 20?!Questions still remains: why is Gina so MAY-AD? Does Monster Energy drink have the opposite effect on Carmella? Where does Season 21 go from here?!6:47 RHOC Recap

Are you in your Jupiter Year, Bimbos? This may have been the most chaotic Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episode in a long time! And no matter what your zodiac sign, we think this recap we have you in the opposite of retrograde! Whatever that is or means.