Jinkies Patrol

Welcome to part 2 of our 2-part comeback episode! Listen to part 1 to not be confused! And please forgive us as us elderly individuals learn to navigate the Riverside switch.

PART 1 of our 2-part comeback episode! This episode ends abruptly because we are still learning what on earth we are doing with the Riverside switch lol. We are elderly; please bear with us.

Started streaming on Tiktok, the birth of Dandy Batman and his sidekick, writing resumes, random players on Call of Duty Zombies, Cheek Abs, Idahoan Rap Hands, Traditional Rap Hands, and how a smart phone can break your toes.

Episode 58! Today we discuss the pros and cons of Ambien, Ben Shapiro doesn't want you to retire, the Tate brothers are a lil' sensitive, Global Guts for Adults, Restless Leg Syndrome, Gray hair/bad haircuts, Abbott Elementary, and Carly's obsession with MGK.

Episode 57! We follow up on 90s kids sports movies, discuss severe ADHD, why Jay isn't a reader, Katt Williams reads 60 books a week, cat meows, shingles sucks, kids are too soft these days, and where is Miranda Sings? Also, The Waterboy and Happy Gilmore.

Today we discuss 90s kids sports movies and how epic they were/are, Kid Rock admits he threw a bitch fit about Budweiser on Joe Rogan's podcast, Jason Aldean bitches about rich people problems while the rest of us struggle to buy groceries, and how a former US Surgeon General got a $5,000, hospital bill for dehydration and *now* thinks the system is broken. Also, we circle back to why we can't stand Madonna and additionally why Carly loves Machine Gun Kelly.

Happy Galentine's Day! Happy 14th birthday, Neko; we miss you! Also: Alaska Pox, the Plague, Alyssa Milano, dilated retina, and Kinetic Sand is still dope!

Today we talk with our cat, Miss CJ, about MySpace, Xenga, Tumblr, and poor Steve Bartman. Also, we already have two Jinkies Patrol Dbag Award nominees for 2024! Women brawling in Target over pink Stanley cups. RIP Brown Mackie College.

Happy New Year! In episode 53, we talk about how the holidays never happened, new years resolutions are crap, there are little to no cool Chads in the world, the First Annual Jinkies Patrol Dbag Awards, Kid Rock quivering, the Salem Witch Trials, sports, and video gaming culture. Also, #JayForPresident

Unbecoming children on Call of Duty, snowing on Halloween, Robert De Nero berated his assistant, Doggy neighbor feuds, and other things.