The Quotable Podcast

Morgan drags Dutch back into the woods for a gloriously chaotic Friday the 13th trivia gauntlet, serving up 15 total questions—one from each of the 12 movies plus three general‑knowledge curveballs. Dutch does his best to survive as Morgan gleefully tests his memory of masked mayhem, improbable resurrections, and the franchise’s long, proud tradition of ignoring its own continuity. Expect playful jabs, dramatic overreactions, and at least one moment where Dutch questions whether Jason Voorhees is actually stalking him for missing an obvious answer. It’s a light, fast, and very funny romp through every era of Camp Crystal Lake chaos, all delivered with Morgan’s signature “I swear this is a real plot point” enthusiasm and Dutch’s increasingly unhinged attempts to keep up.

Morgan hits Dutch with a Halloween quote gauntlet, challenging him to complete each spooky line in a “finish this quote” trivia game.

Dutch throws Morgan into another movie‑quote gauntlet, complete with a mystery theme worth bonus bragging rights. Join the fun: how many quotes can you get right, and can you beat Morgan to the theme?

In this episode, Dutch unleashes a barrage of movie trivia—spanning classics, blockbusters, and cult favorites—challenging Morgan to prove his film‑buff status under pressure.

We're at it again with another round of "The Office" trivia from the popular board game. Feel free to play along!

William Thatcher, a peasant squire, seizes a chance to reinvent himself after his knightly master dies unexpectedly. Disguising himself as a noble, he enters jousting tournaments across Europe, driven by a fierce desire to “change his stars.” Along the way, he builds a loyal team, falls for the noble Lady Jocelyn, and clashes with the ruthless Count Adhemar. The story blends medieval adventure with modern energy as William fights—literally and figuratively—for honor, love, and a new identity.

Ned Ravine is a man of many talents—cop by day, lawyer by night, and clueless 24/7. He’s the kind of guy who can arrest you, defend you, and still not notice his wife is trying to murder him for the insurance payout. Multitasking at its finest.Meanwhile, Ned falls for Lola Cain, a femme fatale so suspicious she might as well walk around with a neon sign that says I definitely did it. She seduces Ned with all the subtlety of a foghorn, while his wife Lana plots to kill him with every household object except maybe the toaster.As if that’s not enough, a criminal Ned once put away is out for revenge, but Ned is too busy juggling affairs, lawsuits, and near‑death experiences to notice. Every character is scheming, double‑crossing, or dramatically removing sunglasses—even indoors.In the end, all the plots collide in a glorious pile‑up of noir clichés, steamy-thriller tropes, and slapstick chaos. It’s Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, and Double Indemnity thrown in a blender and set to “ridiculous.”

Dutch quizzes Morgan with some random movie trivia.

Tombstone follows legendary lawman Wyatt Earp, who moves to the booming mining town of Tombstone hoping to retire from gunfights and enjoy a quieter life with his brothers. But peace doesn’t last long. A ruthless outlaw gang known as The Cowboys begins terrorizing the town, forcing Wyatt into an unwanted showdown.Alongside his fiercely loyal — and terminally ill — friend Doc Holliday, Wyatt is pulled back into violence as the two men take on the gang in a battle that becomes one of the most iconic standoffs in Western history. The film blends friendship, vengeance, loyalty, and mythmaking into a fast‑paced, character‑driven Western that’s become a modern classic.

A group of middle‑aged friends, deep in the throes of a collective mid‑life crisis, decide the best cure is to remake their favorite childhood movie — Anaconda. Naturally, they head straight into the jungle, where their DIY film project immediately goes off the rails. Between questionable survival skills, creative differences, and a very real giant snake who did not sign a release form, the crew quickly learns that the jungle doesn’t care about their nostalgia. Jack Black and Paul Rudd bumble, panic, improvise, and occasionally inspire as their “fun throwback adventure” becomes a chaotic fight to survive… and maybe still get the shot.