Punday News Roundup

Idk how this dad got lost. | Man Can’t Stop Stealing Break Fluid. | This Doc’s Patients Is Tested. | Can’t See This Spelling Bee Winner Coming

Apparently the post office won’t letter work here? | Congrats Mr. and Mississippi! | Ads brought to you by NY State Library | Professional Crastinator turns himself around. | Water you doing? Trying to kill me? | Today’s Pun Pro Tip brought to you by Terry Lee Crafts https://youtu.be/pJFkYCl2x-I

New restaurant deservedly named Karma opens. Servers are just waiting to get a chance to work there. | Wind blows a quarter of a roof off. | Giant fire hydrant attracts IP | Dad found by the power of Rock!

1. COVENTRY: Special investigator scales a case for a missing tail. 2. PAWTUCKET: Doctor runs out of patients and allows self administering of anesthesia. 3. CUMBERLAND: Ghost Delivery has odd hiring practices. 4. EAST PROVIDENCE: Heckler at a comedy club. PUN PRO TIP: L. Frank Baum

Peaceful protestors speak out about daylight savings time. | Who’s is the victor in a fight of shark vs. octopus? | Fake Ad break brought to you by Sculpt 101 | Lawyer from Lincoln gifts us with his presence. | Magnets make for one attractive landfill @MamaFoxFire brings us todays Pun Pro Tip. You can find her on Twitter, Instagram, Twitch and Tik Tok! Email us at [email protected]!

Man forced to leave after confusion. | Apple larcenists find no Windows. | VRUUMS Ad. | Strange portal to a hockey game. | Lions are still making headlines. Just not in the NFL. | Pun Pro Tip provided by The How To Gamer. Lincoln Biough says you can find him here: https://youtube.com/channel/UC_YjhsDmnS3kJBoGegd_xhQ.

Hello and welcome to Punday News Roundup, the show where I, your host Josh Southworth, bring you the news of what is happening in the pun world. I look in places like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Reddit, Tik Tok, and more to see what people are posting on these public platforms and make up fake news stories around them, and it doesn’t stop there! After the days news, we have a segment where you can be a part of the show by sharing your Pun Pro Tip! Do you love puns? Does your family cringe when you share a dad joke? Odds are you are a professional waiting to share your advice with us and we want to hear it! Tweet at me @punprotips using the hashtag #PundayNewsRoundup or email [email protected] to get featured. Please no language or innuendo. Only suggestions suitable for general audiences will be considered for the show. So join us for jokes, quips and pun pro tips right here on Punday News Roundup!