The Love Lawyers

Liz & Memphis

Two T14 law students deal with lockdown by drinking a lot and reading lawyer-themed porn.

75 Episodes

In which . . . just . . . why is Clippy so erotic? And why are we aroused?
1/20/2023
19:29
As promised, we have returned to attack your earbuds and heartbuds with Clippy, the erotic tale of a Microsoft Office Assistant turned horndog. Unless . . . there's a plot twist that causes us to question the entirety of this universe.
In which we return from Covid to anger the lord and read...strange pr0n.
1/13/2023
26:54
After a long, awful, horrible bout of Covid, your friendly neighbourhood garbage lawyers are back reading horrendously weird smut. There are some weird audio glitches, and we are sorry about that. We're back, baby! Happy New Year!
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In which the palette cleanser book starts off weird as shit.
9/16/2022
34:44
Happy New Season, everyone! This new book is Conquered by Clippy, by Leonard Delaney. Prepare your earholes for whatever the fuck this is.
In which DEAR GOD HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE?
9/9/2022
40:37
Season finale! Hello friends, join us today as we scream into the void about the worst relationship ever. Also we finally made a Patreon. No pressure: https://www.patreon.com/LoveLawyers.
In which boy-bonding happens and the bitchwife emerges.
9/2/2022
32:22
In this episode, I, Memphis, am vindicated. Our ultimate villain -- the BITCHWIFE -- shows her skanky face. Also a bunch of Star Wars jokes I couldn't figure out if I should cut or not. Enjoy!
In which nipples are slipped and someone says "I love you."
8/26/2022
33:32
The mystery! The drama! The suspense! Who will spill their heart out? The whiny, needy protagonist who has made zero good decisions since this saga started, or the cold, emotionless douche who does the bare minimum and is praised for it? Find out in this episode!
In which working women learn to get on their knees when their boss is angry.
8/19/2022
28:44
He did it all for the nookie. Remember kids -- the only thing that can stop a sad lawyer with a grudge is a . . . sexy lawyer with a blowjob? I don't know, it sounded good in my head. I'll come up with something better next week . . . Probably not though.
In which MaKayla flashes her *thing* at Matt.
8/12/2022
29:46
Matt and Makayla have adult conversations that are mostly Matt putting his fingers inside his girlfriend while she tries to have a serious discussion. Don't worry - she's fixed him. Liz and Memphis start a Dave-related foundation to protect an underserved population.
In which bacon grease and naked bodies don't mix.
8/5/2022
30:01
When last we left off, a surprisingly well written sex scene between two people who clearly love each other very much. How can this book possible f*** that up?
In which his rooster seduces my body, but his words seduce my heart.
7/29/2022
33:11
Matt finds the clitoris, Makayla doesn't drink wine, and a child may or may not be around. Warning: contains graphic mentions of a lady lawyer's lower parts, and a regular lawyer's wang.

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The Love Lawyers

Liz & Memphis

75 Episodes

In which . . . just . . . why is Clippy so erotic? And why are we aroused?

In which we return from Covid to anger the lord and read...strange pr0n.

In which the palette cleanser book starts off weird as shit.

In which DEAR GOD HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE?

In which boy-bonding happens and the bitchwife emerges.

In which nipples are slipped and someone says "I love you."

In which working women learn to get on their knees when their boss is angry.

In which MaKayla flashes her *thing* at Matt.

In which bacon grease and naked bodies don't mix.

In which his rooster seduces my body, but his words seduce my heart.

In which MaKayla flashes her thing at Matt.