Positively Wolfie Podcast

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode include: - Sometimes dead is better - A bonus amenity - Mouth to mouth Links to articles discussed: Frozen ‘zombie’ worms brought back to life after 24,000 years https://nypost.com/2021/06/08/24000-year-old-zombie-worms-discovered-frozen-and-alive/amp/?__twitter_impression=true NYC tenant who found human bone in closet thought it was a prop https://nypost.com/2021/06/18/nyc-tenant-who-found-human-bone-in-closet-thought-it-was-a-prop/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Emergency crew rescues sex doll after mistaking it for drowning woman https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/sex-doll-rescued-after-its-mistaken-for-drowning-woman/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Contact info: Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1 Email: [email protected] Merch: https://positivelywolfie-3.creator-spring.com/ Mike: https://twitter.com/McGive_It_To_Me

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include: - Deez nuts - Earth girls are easy - Journalism at its finest Links to articles discussed: Cops bust thief who stole 42,000 pounds of pistachios https://nypost.com/2021/06/20/cops-bust-thief-who-stole-42000-pounds-of-pistachios/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Wife on Mars: Woman claims she’s dating an alien, fed up with Earthmen https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/wife-on-mars-out-there-woman-says-shes-in-love-with-alien/amp/?__twitter_impression=true South African woman who claimed to have record 10 babies was lying: officials https://nypost.com/2021/06/24/gosiame-thamara-sitholes-claim-to-give-birth-to-10-babies-proven-false/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Contact info: Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1 Email: [email protected] Merch: https://positivelywolfie-3.creator-spring.com Brother Clint: https://twitter.com/Brother_Clint 

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include: - A Bible story, maybe? - Mars needs moms - Ragnar strikes again! Links to articles discussed: Commercial lobster diver survives terrifying moments inside whale's mouth https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1270550?__twitter_impression=true Humans could make babies on Mars after new sperm discovery, study says https://nypost.com/2021/06/14/humans-could-reproduce-on-mars-due-to-durability-of-sperm/amp/?__twitter_impression=true 50,000 security disasters waiting to happen: The problem of America's water supplies https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna1206?__twitter_impression=true Contact info: Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1 Email: [email protected] Merch: https://positivelywolfie-3.creator-spring.com Brother Clint: https://twitter.com/Brother_Clint 

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include: - Armageddon it - It’s just like the real thing - Nothing to lose your head about Links to articles discussed: NASA plans head-on collision between spaceship and asteroid https://nypost.com/2021/04/02/nasa-plans-head-on-collision-between-spaceship-and-asteroid/amp/?__twitter_impression=true This sex doll rants about how despicable the human race is https://nypost.com/2021/04/20/this-sex-doll-rants-about-how-despicable-the-human-race-is/amp/?__twitter_impression=true A self-styled satanist beheaded his cellmate, but the guards didn't notice, report says https://news.yahoo.com/self-styled-satanist-beheaded-cellmate-130020753.html?ncid=twitter_yahoonewst_sjwumo1bpf4 Contact info: Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1 Email: [email protected] Merch: https://positivelywolfie-3.creator-spring.com Brother Clint: https://twitter.com/Brother_Clint 

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include: - That’s not what tickle me means - The extra crispy setting - A big old butt Links to articles discussed: Michigan home inspector busted pleasuring himself with Elmo doll, cops say https://nypost.com/2021/04/08/home-inspector-busted-pleasuring-himself-with-elmo-doll-cops/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Salon customer finds dead body in tanning bed: report https://nypost.com/2021/05/27/salon-customer-finds-dead-body-in-tanning-bed/amp/?__twitter_impression=true 224-pound Russian woman reportedly killed husband with her buttocks https://nypost.com/2021/05/19/russian-woman-reportedly-suffocated-husband-to-death-with-her-butt/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Contact info: Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1 Email: [email protected] Merch: https://positivelywolfie-3.creator-spring.com Brother Clint: https://twitter.com/Brother_Clint 

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include: - A dream job - Raining blood - Farts, probably Links to articles discussed: Man Allegedly Skipped Work at Hospital but Still got Paid for 15 Years https://www.newsweek.com/man-allegedly-skipped-work-hospital-still-got-paid-15-years-1585785?amp=1&utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true Woman wakes up to blood dripping on her from apartment ceiling fan https://www.fox9.com/news/woman-wakes-up-to-blood-dripping-on-her-from-apartment-ceiling-fan.amp?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&__twitter_impression=true Scientists develop method allowing lab animals to ‘breathe’ from their rectum https://nypost.com/2021/05/15/japanese-scientists-say-breathing-through-rectums-saved-mice/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Contact info: Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1 Email: [email protected] Merch: https://positivelywolfie-3.creator-spring.com Brother Clint: https://twitter.com/Brother_Clint 

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include: - Some B.S. - Ending stereotypes - A surgical accent-dent Links to articles discussed: Indian doctors warn against using cow poop as COVID cure https://nypost.com/2021/05/10/indian-doctors-warn-against-using-cow-poop-as-covid-cure/amp/?__twitter_impression=true New law could end China’s infamous dog meat festival, says advocacy group https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/china-makes-public-slaughter-of-live-animals-illegal/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Australian woman wakes up with Irish accent after throat surgery https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/aussie-woman-wakes-up-with-irish-accent-after-throat-surgery/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Contact info: Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1 Email: [email protected] Merch: https://positivelywolfie-3.creator-spring.com Rouge 45 Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rouge45podcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rouge45 Twitter: https://twitter.com/rouge45podcast Email: [email protected]

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include: - BOMBS AWAY! - Buckle up, buckaroo! - A revolutionary act Links to articles discussed: 29-year-old woman killed after man who jumped off building landed on top of her https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/god-just-needed-her-sooner-29-year-old-woman-killed-after-man-who-jumped-off-building-landed-on-top-of-her.amp?utm_campaign=trueAnthem_manual&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&__twitter_impression=true Fight Between Students Ends with Mom Seriously Injured After Being Hit by Car Driven by Another Parent https://people.com/crime/fight-between-students-ends-with-mother-seriously-injured-after-being-hit-by-a-car-driven-by-another-parent/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=6088e63bc8e56700010152bd&__twitter_impression=true 7 arrested after spiritual leader's mummified body found decorated with Christmas lights in Colorado home https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/amy-carlson-remains-found-love-has-won-colorado-home-arrests/?__twitter_impression=true Contact info: Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1 Email: [email protected] Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie Brother Clint: https://twitter.com/Brother_Clint 

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode include: - The coldest revenge - It’s what’s for dinner - It’s a hobby, not a habit Links to articles discussed: Florida man gets 20 years in prison for cutting off penis of wife’s lover https://nypost.com/2021/03/04/alex-bonilla-sentenced-for-cutting-off-penis-of-wifes-lover/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Behold the 3D-printed, cruelty-free rib-eye steak https://nypost.com/2021/02/09/behold-the-3d-printed-cruelty-free-ribeye-steak/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Columbia professor: I do heroin regularly for ‘work-life balance’ https://nypost.com/2021/02/19/columbia-prof-i-snort-heroin-regularly-for-work-life-balance/amp/?__twitter_impression=true Contact info: Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1 Email: [email protected] Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie Mike: https://twitter.com/McGive_It_To_Me

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include: - Might as well just legalize it - Walmart robots bounce back - The deceased liked to have fun Links to articles discussed: Two marijuana smugglers got so paranoid they called the cops on themselves https://amp.ibtimes.co.uk/two-marijuana-smugglers-got-so-paranoid-they-called-cops-themselves-1539596?__twitter_impression=true South Florida restaurant buys robots to fight staffing issues https://nypost.com/2021/04/19/south-florida-restaurant-buys-robots-to-fight-staffing-issues/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter Colorful coffins lighten mood at New Zealand funerals https://abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/colorful-coffins-lighten-mood-zealand-funerals-77085775?__twitter_impression=true Contact info: Twitter: www.twitter.com/positivelywolf1 Email: [email protected] Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/positivelywolfie