Please I Have No Job

Mariah, Sheah, & Jay

Come read some queer fanfic and giggle with Sheah and Mariah

13 Episodes

Ep. 12: What's Going On With Jade's B**bs (Armouriam Ch. 9)
10/21/2023
57:30
Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian led shows!Follow us on Social Media!TwitterThe Podcast: @plzihavenojobMariah's Willow account: @prettygirleloraMariah's main: @true_butfalseSheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumesSheah's main: @austinmoondiedTikTokThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!)Mariah: @true...butfalseInstagramThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @mariahvanreenenContact us!We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at [email protected]
Ep. 11: Geico x Twilight / A&A Fandom / Auslly x Twilight
10/17/2023
48:37
Twilight is everywhere. And so is Austin Moon.Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review on Apple too!!Follow us on Social Media!TwitterThe Podcast: @plzihavenojobMariah's Willow account: @prettygirleloraMariah's main: @true_butfalseSheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumesSheah's main: @austinmoondiedTikTokThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!)Mariah: @true...butfalseInstagramThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @mariahvanreenenContact us!We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at [email protected]
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Ep. 10: SHEATHE YOUR SWORDS (Armouriam Ch. 8)
10/14/2023
52:08
It's Willow (2022) hour again, and that means Armouriam hour.Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows!Follow us on Social Media!TwitterThe Podcast: @plzihavenojobMariah's Willow account: @prettygirleloraMariah's main: @true_butfalseSheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumesSheah's main: @austinmoondiedTikTokThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!)Mariah: @true...butfalseInstagramThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @mariahvanreenenContact us!We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at [email protected]
Ep. 9: Takes 2 to Tango (Armouriam Ch. 7)
10/7/2023
52:36
It's Willow hour!! We're halfway into our beloved Willow (2022) fanfic Armouriam! Also we do apologize because there are lots of tail wagging, paw licking, fit throwing sounds from Aqua in this episode, as well as neighbors mowing lawns and large vehicles driving by. Does anyone know how to get everyone to shut the fuck up while we record? Geez.Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows!Follow us on Social Media!TwitterThe Podcast: @plzihavenojobMariah's Willow account: @prettygirleloraMariah's main: @true_butfalseSheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumesSheah's main: @austinmoondiedTikTokThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!)Mariah: @true...butfalseInstagramThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @mariahvanreenenContact us!We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at [email protected]
Ep. 8: Geico Gecko Meets Bella / Gay Kissing Stories!
10/3/2023
38:40
The Geico Gecko finally meets Bella herself! And now Edward is the main antagonist. Also, Mariah finally started doing voices. I hope they're good enough for you.And did we hear something about gay kissing?? We're finally reading the stories you all sent us, and we even have some special stories at the end!Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review on Apple too!!Follow us on Social Media!TwitterThe Podcast: @plzihavenojobMariah's Willow account: @prettygirleloraMariah's main: @true_butfalseSheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumesSheah's main: @austinmoondiedTikTokThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!)Mariah: @true...butfalseInstagramThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @mariahvanreenenContact us!We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at [email protected]
Ep. 7: Kit Can't Buy Bag (Armouriam Ch. 6)
9/30/2023
44:47
You thought we were over Willow? Yeah right. Check out our Saturday series dedicated to Willow (2022) and the #SaveWillow campaign! Currently we're still reading through Armouriam. What Willow fic should we read next?Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows!Follow us on Social Media!TwitterThe Podcast: @plzihavenojobMariah's Willow account: @prettygirleloraMariah's main: @true_butfalseSheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumesSheah's main: @austinmoondiedTikTokThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!)Mariah: @true...butfalseInstagramThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @mariahvanreenenContact us!We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at [email protected]
Ep. 6: Squidward x Batman / Bottoms!
9/26/2023
47:04
Sheah (they/them/she/he) is doing all the reading today! Thanks to the suggestion of our friend Noodle, we started off reading fanfiction from Spongebob! And somehow it includes Handsome Squidward, Batman, Hades, Poseidon, Zeus, AND Carol Baskin! Oh, and tigers! It's pretty gay also!!"And where are the lesbians?" you ask? In Orange Fingers, a one-shot our friend Odie wrote on AO3 for Bottoms (2023)! It's super cute and also mainly features our favorite baby boy Hazel (played by Ruby Cruz).Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review too!!Follow us on Social Media!TwitterThe Podcast: @plzihavenojobMariah's Willow account: @prettygirleloraMariah's main: @true_butfalseSheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumesSheah's main: @austinmoondiedTikTokThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!)Mariah: @true...butfalseInstagramThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @mariahvanreenenContact us!We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at [email protected]
UPDATE ANOUNCEMENT
9/20/2023
1:14
Changes coming to our show!We're giving you two episodes a week instead of just one!!The first episode will come out on Tuesdays and will include one silly fanfiction and then a one-shot on a current show or movie we're into (hell yeah)The second episode will out on Saturdays and will continue reading through Willow fanfictions, one at a time!!Video is also coming soon!!!! Forgot to mention!!Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review too!!Follow us on Social Media!TwitterThe Podcast: @plzihavenojobMariah's Willow account: @prettygirleloraMariah's main: @true_butfalseSheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumesSheah's main: @austinmoondiedTikTokThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!)Mariah: @true...butfalseInstagramThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @mariahvanreenenContact us!We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at [email protected]
Ep. 5: SHE GAVE BIRTH ON A PODCAST! (Geico x Twilight / Armouriam Ch. 5)
9/19/2023
1:45:30
Mariah (she/her) reads a third chapter of that Geico Gecko/Twilight fic for shits and giggles, followed by Sheah (they/them/she/he) reading Chapter 5 of Armouriam, a Willow (2022) fic we're currently working on (and loving). Things get.........gay. Lesbian. Lesbionic, if you will.Please rate us 5 stars on Spotify and Apple and follow us there as well! And if you're feeling extra sweet and silly, maybe write us a review too!!Follow us on Social Media!TwitterThe Podcast: @plzihavenojobMariah's Willow account: @prettygirleloraMariah's main: @true_butfalseSheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumesSheah's main: @austinmoondiedTikTokThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojob (video clips of the pod coming soon!!)Mariah: @true...butfalseInstagramThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @mariahvanreenenContact us!We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at [email protected]
Ep 4: The ADHD Episode (Kim Possible / Armouriam Ch. 4)
9/13/2023
1:14:50
Sheah (they/them/she/he) reads a Kim Possible fic (duh!) and then Mariah (she/her) reads chapter 4 of the Willow (2022) fic, Armouriam. Expect some side quests in between.Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic and Lesbian lead shows!Follow us!TwitterThe Podcast: @plzihavenojobMariah's Willow account: @prettygirleloraMariah's main: @true_butfalseSheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumesSheah's main: @austinmoondiedTikTokThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @true...butfalseInstagramThe Podcast: @pleaseihavenojobMariah: @mariahvanreenenContact us!We welcome any fanfic suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions! DM us on any of the previous social media accounts, or email us at [email protected]

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Please I Have No Job

Mariah, Sheah, & Jay

13 Episodes

Ep. 12: What's Going On With Jade's B**bs (Armouriam Ch. 9)

Ep. 11: Geico x Twilight / A&A Fandom / Auslly x Twilight

Ep. 10: SHEATHE YOUR SWORDS (Armouriam Ch. 8)

Ep. 9: Takes 2 to Tango (Armouriam Ch. 7)

Ep. 8: Geico Gecko Meets Bella / Gay Kissing Stories!

Ep. 7: Kit Can't Buy Bag (Armouriam Ch. 6)

Ep. 6: Squidward x Batman / Bottoms!

UPDATE ANOUNCEMENT

Ep. 5: SHE GAVE BIRTH ON A PODCAST! (Geico x Twilight / Armouriam Ch. 5)

Ep 4: The ADHD Episode (Kim Possible / Armouriam Ch. 4)