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(January 7, 2023) Join us for a catch-up on hockey Christmas, WJC roundup, and SO. MUCH. MORE. (No really, this is kind of a long one!)   Links & More:  Bruins Christmas suits Hurricanes menorah QU Women’s Hockey Jingle Bell Rock  Jack Quinn and JJ Peterka holiday shopping; Opening the gifts  Santagovich, Swaynta, and Marcus Pettersson No NYC rivalry for Christmas Cale Makar calls off penalty Winter Classic: Mic’d up goalie Charlie MacAvoy family fun Fan loses ice cream - Pacioretty to the rescue Jacqueline Kane asks the tough questions Jack Hughes visits Hockey In New Jersey  Oilers Skills: Ruff-Ruff Relay Mittelstadt does Home Alone, Columbus edition Ryder Getzlaf, team reporter Minnesota Wild wake up call  Alex Ovechkin and the Habs moms Cam Talbot's Deadpool mask; Ryan Reynolds' response Eddie Lack’s dad is just as savage Paris Hilton Morgan Frost vs the Coyotes Bedard… tickling?  Shane Wright scores on… Ben Gaudreau? On ice camera guy’s biggest fan  Suchanek.   Bedard OT winner described; Heartbreaker.  Darels Dukurs mom is the MVP.  Czechs swimming in Halifax.  Red Savage & Kaidan Mbereko  Bedard doesn’t care about MVP  Gavin Brindley and Seamus Casey Kevin Hayes is an All Star. Milan Lucic. Do it for the daughters. Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Mulholland" - King Canyon  

(December 19, 2022) New year, new episode! We're here with your World Juniors preview, (more) Ryan Reynolds Sens talk, and so much more!   Links & More:  Ovi gets 800! Locker room celly. Hawks congratulate him. Ovi’s job Hyman hatty! Pucks pic outtakes  The Chabot-Hamonic apology gifts Dan Vladar mic’d up. He’s on a mission Erik Gustafsson hat trick  Marchenko first NHL goal Good boy Nick Blankenburg recovering well  Slafkovsky and Xhekaj Christmas outfit  Found the Grinch!  Kuznetsov & Samsonov Kostin vs Matheson Ryan Reynolds will become “frothy, rabies-infused” Sens fan Chinny practices English Giana Han, the Mullett arena experience Carrying Catan, the update  Mama Slafkovsky says shoot more  Morgan Geekie Twitter Q&A  Have you been scored on by Ovechkin? Eddie Lack has.  Brotherly puppy love  Carter Hart forgiven for waking up Laughton   Jake Allen is hot and horny. Don’t worry his wife knows Those are some goals, Darcy Kuemper Santa by Gucci It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Beniers/Borgen home Both Kessels scoring at the same time Bedard & Fantilli draft rivalry i have no issues with him wright-bedard combination we don’t bicker  “canada’s pitbull”  Fantilli profile; mix of mackinnon, bergeron, and benn beware of housekeeping  WJC Canada leadership; shane talks captaincy rutger mcgroarty mic’d up; lightning round  WJC US leadership  Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Mulholland" - King Canyon

(December 10, 2022) Your holiday episode minus holiday content (basically). Join us for Shane Wright's first NHL goal, rookie Catan responsibilities, and genuine concern that we might be hearing from Cole Caufield's legal team (this is a joke, we swear).    Links & More:  Coach LT picks his shooters Zucker vs Binnington Stamkos talks stick stealing Oilers Indigenous Celebration Night Shane Wrights scores first goal against Habs Jeff Skinner new goal song Jack Hughes has stamina Leon Draisaitl: pest era Isaiah Meyer-Crothers and Wayne Simmonds Johnathan Kovacevic finishes his civil engineering degree Life - and gear - of a traveling goalie Z stands for Zeus, right Mitch?  Miles Wood goes retro. And then goes up in flames Money for charity in Jack Edwards' name; Gritty response  Brandon Wheat Kings to the rescue Laughton and JVR Flyers Pride initiative  Guhle returns to Edmonton Flyers Zachary Wertz contract Elvis might not have more children Bruins hockey candle season Xhekaj’s mustache tweet thread. Ending with a reminder to donate  Cole Caufield’s goal song Dan Vladar’s fiancee lost a bet Severson comes for some village idiots When are Mickey and Goofy entering the Avs lineup? Preds are in mourning. Josi’s statement Carrying Catan: a thread  The wingmen game: Kreider & Zibanejad Durzi got booed harder than Marchand. Brad knows why Hank Green vs Matthew Tkachuk Turcotte’s first goal. Or is it Tur-hottie? MPP Canadian athlete of the year BU Hockey plays a 6-9 game Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Deck The Halls" - DJ Williams

(November 27, 2022) This time we are all over the board talking about everything from the Devils admin reveal to Mount Bruin to the NHL partnering with the Trevor Project and so much more. Buckle in because this one's a long one. Time truly does fly when you're having fun!   Links & More: Bruins retros vs Canucks whites Bergeron checking on Tage Thompson’s wife Roberto Luongo When goalies act as a net-front screen, Kraken edition Tippett faceoff goal Evgeni Malkin 1000th game warmups. legacy article Jack Hughes Hatty Kirby Dach shootout winner against his old team, taunts the crowd. Strictly business Petty Cale Makar Why no one could get a hold of Berggeren Torts in-game interview: we suck Phil Kessel drip for 1000th consecutive game Blackhawks Two Puck saga: Athanasiou violates the spirit of the game. It’s under review. The ruling Tarasov and Bobrovsky: the goalie connection  Nick Suzuki vs Vegas?  Kent Johnson and Jake Christiansen friendship tour Erik Haula chicken finger on the ice Anthony Stolarz - not hot sauce? The Hank Green saga: How it started. How Ratthew got involved. Hank’s definition of goalie interference. How the NHL account got involved. Hank’s hockey opinions Slafkovsky stats changed - turning into Cole? NJ Devils admin reveal  Henry Staal was inspired by Flyers vs Beau Hayes Canadiens win the weirdest question Mount Bruin  Penguins nearly get goalied by Dan Vladar AKA This Guy Kuzmenko gets it Cale Makar fastest defenseman in NHL history to 200 points Jake Sanderson first Montana-born skater to score in the NHL.  Connor Bedard is selling out arenas. Because he does this. And this. His first 100 games in the WHL  Bordeleau natty hatty  Golden stick for Hilary.  Record-breaking attendance   Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Boom Bap Flick" - Quincas Moreira

(November 13, 2022) From team dads Claude Giroux and Nick Foligno to daddy sharks Erik Karlsson, James Reimer, and Jaycob Megna. We (finally) wrap up hockey Halloween and bring you the best goals (and no goals) of the past two weeks and so much more.   Links & More 2:55       Deadpool for Sens owner? Ryan on Jimmy Fallon. AT THE GAME  5:57       Claude Giroux goal from center ice 7:43       Claude Giroux kicks Hartsy’s stick back to him 8:02       Cam York says: alright, that’s that 8:46       Claude Grioux’s return to Philly. mic’d up  9:40       Ullmark on Swayman. Foligno is a good substitute 11:27      Jamie Benn betrays Hyman’s friendship  15:15      Erik Karlsson hatty 16:00     Jack Eichel hatty. Return to Buffalo 22:34     Jakub Lauko first NHL goal 25:24     You mess with Wi-Fi’s bestie? Wi-Fi messes with you 28:24     Don’t worry Trevor, it counts to us 29:02     Jesper Wallstedt (Iowa Wild) goalie goal  29:58     Entry in the broken blade competition 32:23     Shane Pinto: rookie of the month; Shane Pinto fan club 35:16     Blankenburg's quote is almost better than the goal 38:15     Shaving Casey for Hockey Fights Cancer 39:48    Gallagher and Caufield 41:52     Bo Byram commits murder 44:15     Sorry Lindy (Ruff)  44:56    Borje Salming night 47:44    Dia de los muertos; Filipino heritage 48:55    COOPERALLS 50:19     Chris Kreider wins Halloween 51:41     Sharks Halloween: Erik Karlsson; James Reimer 52:36    Erik Karlsson and Jaycob Megna do ballet with their daughters 53:56    Anaheim Ducks and the Mighty Ducks 55:05    NHL career day TikTok; Rasmus Dahlin wasn’t lying 56:42    Pasta worried about style rankings during Movember 57:30    Bo Horvat will pay you back 58:12    Coach Lil Jon says turn down for WHAT 59:32    Linus Ullmark undefeated even when getting pulled 1:00:16  Nick Blankenblog 1:01:18  Picky eater Johnny Hockey 1:01:49  Frankie plane prank 1:04:27  Games we’re looking forward to Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Who Do You Think You Are?" - Mini Vandals

(October 30, 2022) Rookie obsessions, mom shoutouts, and Carey Price fanboys, oh my! We're fully in our Blankenburg era and we hope you join us for the ride.    Links & More: Shane Wright first NHL point WiFi first NHL goal Slafkovsky first NHL goal KJ first NHL goal Adam Fantilli stats x2 Kaiden Guhle first NHL goal (and insane stats) Dylan Holloway first NHL point Dougie says hi grandma  Ned says hi mom Blankenburg continues to amaze and feature Canucks curse Slafkovsky on Xhekaj Zach Kassian vs Arber Xhekaj including strategy talk Oskar Lindblom’s return to Philly Phil the Thrill  Pup drop!!! Devils want you to schedule your mammogram and pay attention to the goal Sutter sound bite Sanny signs contract and TK is the one to spill the beans RR segment  Flyers bring back cooperalls for warmups Penguins battle on the road map Yotes making the best of it; someone needs to send us some mullets Flyers stats Yotes weird Toronto stat and it continues  Martin Jones weird stat Dylan Larkin knows his role  Carey Price fan boys PWPHA sees Brandon Tanev,  Heavy WiFi traffic Nick Robertson’s path to the NHL ECHL coaches make history   Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Mulholland'" - King Canyon

(October 31, 2022) The group gets together to give you a rundown of the best Halloween costumes across the league! Links & More: Kuraly as Laine 5:24 Bruins (Mario edition) 6:35 Barbie Girl Gritty 14:47 Charlie Coyle - miss trunchbull 17:39 Tyler Seguin - MGK 12:50 Elvis Battle - Taylor Hall vs William Karlsson 10:19 Cutest Oilers fan costume 20:09 Flyers brick wall but will it fit gritty’s wide hips 15:19 NYR dodgeball group 16:46  Logan Thompson joins couple’s costume (Roy) 11:27 Bruins ACTUAL Halloween 35:10 Finnish Mafia 8:27 Phil Kessel Iron Man Costume 3:34 Steve Dangle Canadian Clown costume 3:49 What are you afraid of (American boys and clowns) 4:34 Brady Tkachuk - Will Ferrell costumes 16:25 Jesse Puljujarvi wins the internet, and wins at Halloween 21:20 Matthew Tkachuk Avatar 22:57 Connor McDavid Scarface 25:06 People dressed as Ken: Tyson Barrie, Zadorov 26:11 Flames costumes 26:27 Cody Ceci Wrecking Ball 28:12 Pasta doing Sia 28:29 Devils group costume 29:01 Dangle family costumes: Steve Dangle and Leo 30:17 Strome family 31:04 Konecny family 31:20 DeBrincat family 31:35 Kraken Tanev costume 32:16 Jared McCann Avatar 32:26 Nick Suzuki & Xhekaj 32:55 Tyson Foerster 37:41   Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Sinister'" - Anno Domini Beats

(October 15, 2022) The season's started and your favorite hockey friends are back with their takes on Seattle's mascot, the player Twitter you should be following, and Josh Anderson's superhero side gig as well as which upcoming games might be the spiciest.    Links in the Notes Blackhawks need nicknames - 4:45 Captain Kyle Okposo - 6:19 Josh Anderson is now spiderman - 9:08 “Grow as a Team” - 10:41 Cale Makar Slurpee Cup - 12:42 Avs bench save - 13:54 Joey Daccord assist - 14:48 Flyers Swedish Connection - 16:05 Connor Bedard Stats - 18:18 Nick Blankenburg blocks Ovi shot - 19:56 Flame Big Z “controversy” - 21:28 Both Tkachucks and Ritchies score on the same night - 24:34 The Rock is a Leafs fan - 24:24 Kraken Mascot - 27:10 Caps cat! and Dylan/Bennie Strome - 29:36 Dylan Strome just wants to be wanted - 31:10 Cody Glass makes the Preds roster - 32:54 Sandin gets signed after mushroom hunting - 34:30 Baby segment (Johnny Gaudreau and John Klingberg) - 35:54 Radem Simek’s mom candid jersey moment - 38:19 Handsomest coach Bruce Boudreau’s reaction Mike Sullivan reaction - 39:17 Connor Ingram’s twitter - 42:15 Devils still don’t like Jon Hamm - 44:39 The leafs and Tim Hortons feat the most adorable kid, Auston Matthews and Morgan Reilly go in disguise - 45:44 Jeremy Swayman, big figure skating guy (again) - 47:08 Sens Hot Mic - 47:46 Canadiens’ video - 49:45 Arber Xhekaj - 51:11 Jordan Harris: Uber Eats driver - 52:08 Tort’s soundbites: hockey players have the attention span of an amoeba, it’s a body injury - 54:38 time to tank for bedard - 56:16 A day back home with Trevor Zegras - 57:32 Sydney Daniels, the first female scout for the Jets - 1:00:40   Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, Mac and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Keep On Movin'" - King Canyon

(September 25, 2022) The intercontinental brain cell twins are at it again. We're talkin' childhood milk commercials, the Sens' new leadership, everything narratively appealing from media day, and more.   Links in the Notes Representation station Kraken Alexandra Mandrycky AGM.  Off the ice Jimmy Stu signs his big deal. What he’s doing with the money. Getting called out by his agent.  Nazem Kadri makes 1 million dollar donation to London hospital.  Patrik Laine’s off-season drip: UNO shoes.  Captain Nick. Alternate captain Glaude Giroux. NHL leadership discussion: what do the teams look like? Brock Boeser interview (I’m not crying, you’re crying).  Mass retirement: Chara (Maple Leafs roast), Yandle, Subban. Good thing PK already has a new job.  Why no organ, Caps? Only Brendan Gallagher would get punched in the nose during a hug.  Everybody to the lobby! Smoke alarm!  Goalie segment Designed by Anderson Junior: goalie pads.  Sorokin summer goals: stop pucks.  James Reimer helmet wtf. James Reimer breaks in his pads.  Pekka and Juuse: reunited and it feels so good.  Media day Prospects judge the shootout attempt. Bordeleau, Rossi, and Brisson judge Reichel.  The Tkachuk brothers are not artists.  Why is Trevor Zegras in a cactus costume? Art of Steve Dangle. Roasted by Mrs. Dangle.  Crosby vs Fleury prank war.  NHL rules: Barzal has some notes.  Omg they were roommates: Lapierre & Iorio.  Werenski will only fight Dylan Larkin.  Kaprisov is going to need to backcheck - new dad Zuccarello is too tired. Jordie Benn likes milk.   Trevor Zegras is also not an artist.  Social media Robert Thomas versus Logic. Chess match.  CMPunk does not like the Pens. He’s previously pissed off Isles fans.  Habs fan restaurant fires shots at Leafs. Calling out Elliotte: it’s CGY.  Games we’re looking forward to? Iris talks about new favorite Sens line: Timmy and the short kings Colorado and Chicago play each other again for their season opener. That… didn’t go so well for Chicago last year.  Battle of Alberta October 15 and October 29 - but we're a little less interested now Ratthew’s in Florida Battle of Florida Friday October 21 Tkachuk vs Tkachuk Saturday October 29 Credits Hosts: Iris and Puff Producer/Engineer: Mac Music: "Retro" - Wayne Jones

(September 4, 2022) Four friends - you heard that right, four friends - delve deep into the lore files to bring you the cutest, dorkiest, funniest, and raunchiest stories from the hockey world.    Link in the Notes Avs Stanley Cup shenanigans Alex Newhook: the tournament. The pictures.  Bo Byram eats French toast out of the Cup. With fake syrup.  Nazem Kadri brings the Cup to the London Mosque.  NAK gets a Cup tattoo. Including the dent.  The EJ slip ‘n slide.  Lore Adam Henrique pads of seduction Tyler Seguin steers and queers Bunch mox gate Jamie Benn Taylor Hall breeding material. And now he put a ring on it.  Eddie Lack: tacos. Ketchup on pasta. (Lack and Luongo lore?) Tyler Johnson woman on Jimmy Kimmel Hall, Eberle, and We’re the Millers Hall, Eberle and the saddest game of hangman Chara bondage bed? Landeskog bachelor party. Forehead dildo.  The Brioux boys. Including Christmas card.  Brobeans (related to Tom Wilson’s wedding) Ovi, the early years  The Superior Tkachuk.  US/Canada rivalry marriages.  Social media Linus Ullmark has competition for Swayman’s hugging affections.  COVERGIRL(S)! Ducks tweet.  Sorokin and Romanov go for a softee.  Sean Monahan is a Hab. Sean MonaHAB. They’re doing Boring Sean Monahan.  Biosteel camp  Kasperi Kapanen made a feline friend.  College Game Day in Columbus.  The Backstreet Boys are polyteamorous like we are.  Matthew Tkachuk HelloFresh Women’s worlds HILARY KNIGHT breaks the record.  US quarterfinals: Hannah Bilka’s father and the hat saga.  Morgan Compher, the other Compher.  We attend games Jess follows up on the charity game. A signing! Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, Mac, and Puff Producers: Mac and Steph Engineer: Mac Music: "Retro" by Wayne Jones