Not That Damn Show

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!We made a 1950s doo-wop song called "Dick in a Jar," and somehow that wasn't even the most concerning thing we did. We brought our actual lawyer on to explain whether a parrot screaming "Don't shoot me, Gary!" can testify in a murder trial and whether you can force your family to fire your ashes out of a T-shirt cannon to collect their inheritance. Then we found out that people in other countries think red Solo cups are Hollywood props, and Stroke admitted he's apparently been using the enema setting on his bidet this entire time. And can we please stop making people smell disgusting shit and forcing grown adults to sit through restaurant birthday songs like they're being held hostage? Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸Get your tickets to A Damn Warped Christmas https://www.nottds.com/events/👕 Your therapist probably can't explain why you listen to this shit, but at least you can buy something to commemorate the problem.https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Got a confession so fucked up you'd rather tell four people on a podcast than someone who actually knows you? We're listening.https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐Follow the show, subscribe, and leave us a review. Five stars would be nice, considering the amount of emotional damage we're providing completely free of charge.https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 You heard what we said. Now imagine watching the faces of the idiots saying it. The full uncensored video is waiting on Patreon.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow🔎 NOTThatDamnShow NTDS comedy podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn Rick lawyer legal questions LoveYourLawyerDay WarpedChristmas Boardwalk Sacramento podcast Christmas party AI doo-wop DickInAJar friendzone relationship advice porn parrot murder trial courtroom testimony cross-examination Gary cremation ashes inheritance wills TShirtCannon DoorDash naked burglar privacy entrapment DUI checkpoints America foreigners stereotypes Hollywood sheriffs yeehaw RedSoloCups bidet enema toilet water MSG tipping restaurant birthdays political texts disgusting smells seagulls AlkaSeltzer

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Somebody has apparently decided to start mailing mysterious frog paintings to members of this podcast, and the fact that they somehow know where everybody lives is becoming a little concerning. Meanwhile, Ian encounters a woman who orders a dirty martini with a sugared rim and then has the audacity to complain that it tastes like shit. Our anonymous confessions take an unexpectedly sexual turn, including someone willing to pay to watch Mikey and Ian jerk off on OnlyFans. Then Florida delivers a double homicide over ice cream, which naturally turns into a debate about whether the flavor makes the whole thing more understandable. And just when you think we've established the absolute bottom of human intelligence, we discover actual products called Mega Pussy, My Dad's Nuts, and Soup for Sluts. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕Your wardrobe has already made some terrible choices. At least make one that supports the show. Get your damn merch.📩 Apparently, some of you have been keeping secrets that should probably remain between you and a licensed professional. Naturally, we'd like to hear them. Anonymous confessions: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐ If you're still listening to this nonsense voluntarily, you might as well make it official. Follow, subscribe, and leave us a review. Five stars, preferably. We have fragile egos and absolutely no shame.https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 Jenn looks like she's taking orders at a McDonald's drive-thru, Ian's wearing a robe, and you can't appreciate any of that properly through headphones.Watch the uncensored video on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNotThatDamnShow NTDS Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn podcast comedy Christmas emo pop punk WarpedTour Boardwalk frog painting mystery Amazon prank trucker microphone ChristmasTree ChristmasDecorations Thanksgiving holidays politics tipping restaurant servers martini vodka mustard ChristmasTreeCakes confessions OnlyFans spam calls MSG BluRay FloridaMan robbery Taco Bell DUI Xanax speeding ice cream murder roommates product names BootyGoo FartBar Mega Pussy Cock Soup Busted Nut Hand Job Gloves Bitch Spray Four Skins Wine My Dads Nuts Soup For Sluts Mandy Moscato

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Apparently, the secret to having smarter kids is a bigger ass, sperm whales are essentially underwater sonic weapons, and somebody once thought blowing cigarette smoke up a drowning person's asshole was a legitimate medical procedure. Meanwhile, a guy in Illinois mailed politicians envelopes full of salt and was thoughtful enough to include his actual return address, while another genius allegedly taped his wife to a chair so he could watch football without interruptions. We also got into a surprisingly serious debate about Jason Voorhees, interrogated Jenn about her Halloween costume history, and somehow ended up discussing which M&M would be the most embarrassing to sleep with. And if you think any of that makes sense, wait until we start arguing about cops on bicycles. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕Your wardrobe has been disappointing us for long enough. Fix that before somebody stages an intervention.Get Your Damn Merch📩 Got a secret that would make your family reconsider inviting you to Thanksgiving? Tell us anonymously. We promise absolutely nothing about how we're going to react.Submit Your Damn Confession⭐Four people are putting their reputations on the line for your entertainment. The least you can do is follow, subscribe, and leave a five-star review before somebody's family finds this show.Follow and Subscribe to NTDS🎥 You think the audio is bad? Wait until you see the faces we make while saying this shit. Get the uncensored video on Patreon, where you can witness the disappointment in real time.Watch NOT That Damn Show on PatreonNotThatDamnShow NTDS Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn podcast comedy funny podcast adult humor random facts sperm whales echolocation spermaceti dogs playing poker tobacco smoke resuscitation drowning victims smart babies Halloween costumes Harley Quinn slutty nurse Minions M&Ms peanut candy Jason Voorhees Friday the 13th Freddy Krueger Michael Myers horror movies Digital Dick Illinois politicians suspicious mail salt envelopes Virginia football kidnapping wife taped chair Ravens NFL Christmas party Warped Christmas emo music bike cops scooters crate challenge

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!So apparently we're giving marriage advice now.Which, if you've listened to this show for more than five minutes, should concern you.This week, somebody wrote in because his wife wants her unemployed ex-husband to move into their guest bedroom for six months.SIX. FUCKING. MONTHS.Ian didn't even let Mikey finish reading the email before shutting that shit down.And that's not even the only relationship we're potentially ruining.Mikey's refusing to pay a $10.75 toll ticket from a Giants game, and what should've been a simple question about who owes ten bucks turns into Ian questioning his authority as a stepfather.Another listener's sister is marrying the guy who bullied him throughout high school. Apparently he's supposed to just forget about it and stand in the wedding.Then Stroke brings us Florida, Man. A teacher throwing scissors, a gun hidden in a fake boob, and a bear breaking into somebody's outdoor fridge for booze.And somehow, we end the show debating penis weights and whether butt stuff tickets should be used at A Damn Warped Christmas. (tickets on sale now BTW) Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 We've got shirts, and unlike Ian's emergency shart kit, you can actually wear these in public without explaining yourself.Buy some shit: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 You have a secret that's been eating you alive? Perfect. Let it become our problem instead. Anonymous confessions go here, and the worse it is, the more questions we're going to have.https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐Follow the show, subscribe, and leave us a review. Five stars would be nice, but honestly, we're curious what kind of sick bastard listens to this voluntarily.https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 Listening to Ian describe penis weights is one thing. Actually seeing the stupid shit he's showing us is another. Get the uncensored video on Patreon and see what everyone else is missing.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNot That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn podcast episode 125 green bean casserole Salisbury steak liver truck stop gizzards Warped Christmas Boardwalk podcast gunman hypothetical relationship questions toll ticket Giants game San Francisco Fastrak stepfather parenting debate high school bully sister wedding groomsman ex husband moving in marriage advice pay per view executions Florida Man scissors teacher prosthetic breast handgun bank robber old man mask Grindr dating app Florida bear Uber driver shart emergency kit airplane sleep support pudding pouch Ghostbusters marshmallow man hidden alcohol flask penis weights butt stuff tickets Etsy Patreon comedy podcast adult humor listener confessions

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!There's something comforting about knowing Stroke has a plan for every emergency. Unfortunately, his current plan involves shit and Clorox.We kicked off with anal bleaching and why putting vodka up your ass is a terrible idea. Then Stroke showed off his loose dental bridge and explained that if he swallowed it, he'd dig it out after it passed, bleach it, and put it right back in his mouth. The rest of us suggested literally any other option.Jenn also received an anonymous Amazon package containing a framed frog with a Lord Farquaad haircut. Nobody knows who sent it. Ian's dog then locked him and his girlfriend out of their apartment, before Jenn casually topped him with her own dog-lockout story that ended with a hospital 5150 hold.We got a priest killed by a falling crucifix, grenades from an estate sale, ten live birds in one man's underwear, and Ian's zombie movie rankings. And just when it seems like things couldn't get any more disgusting, Mikey reads the confessions and somebody confesses to leaving a massage therapist $100 after shitting on the sheet.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.👕 Spend your money on something that hasn't passed through Stroke's digestive system. That shouldn't be a difficult decision.https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Somebody admitted to shitting during a massage, so the bar is officially underground. Got something worse? Confess anonymously and let four people judge the hell out of you.https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐Follow the show, subscribe, and leave a review. It takes less effort than retrieving a dental bridge from your own shit, so we're running out of acceptable excuses.https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 You can hear Stroke explain the shit tooth, but seeing everyone react is a whole different problem. Get the uncensored video on Patreon, plus the pre-show conversations that somehow make the actual show seem reasonable.https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNotThatDamnShow Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn podcast anal bleaching butt chugging boofing vodka dental bridge shit tooth Lord Frogquad Amazon deadbolt dog 5150 priest crucifix Ecuador grenades WWII deer Jersey Miami birds underwear grassquits grosbeaks zombies Zombieland Re-Animator Resident-Evil Shaun-of-the-Dead Day-of-the-Dead 28-Days-Later confessions laundromat massage therapist

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Stroke and Ian survived a hurricane, which somehow leads directly to us announcing A Damn Warped Christmas, because apparently surviving natural disasters deserves an emo Christmas party. (Tickets On Sale HERE Friday) Then the entire show (minus Jenn because she would never agree to this) unites behind one important social cause: a grown man should absolutely be allowed to keep the foul ball he caught… Also who cares about that kid anyway he was like 3 🙄Shane Gillis sends us into a completely necessary investigation of the difference between a whore and a hoe, Confessions introduces a blowjob surprise nobody asked to picture, and Florida Man once again proves that Publix is apparently where civilization goes to die. And Finally CraigsLust takes us to Atlantic City for gang bangs, a guy calling himself WhiteGirlBreeder, and the shocking return of cooter dipping. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 You already listen to this garbage voluntarily. You might as well dress like you belong here. https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Got something shameful enough that you'd rather four idiots judge you anonymously than tell your family? Perfect. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐Follow, subscribe and leave us a review so the algorithms know this nonsense has witnesses. https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 Want the uncensored video and the visual evidence behind whatever the hell we’re talking about? Patreon gets the whole ugly thing. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNotThatDamnShow Mikey Stroke Ian hurricane Florida hurricane WarpedChristmas WarpedTour Boardwalk emoChristmas poppunk ChristmasPodcast foulball Dodgers baseball ShaneGillis SNL gymjoke whore hoe OnlyFans Confessions GreenLantern Joker Metallica JimBreuer FloridaMan Publix AIchatbot golfcart hydrocodone Corvette AtlanticCity CraigsLust gangbang threesome BBC WhiteGirlBreeder smokingfetish cooterdipping CooterDipStudio comedyPodcast offensivePodcast Patreon warpedtribute

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Aftershock is over, Jenn and Mike’s lungs are apparently full of Faygo and fecal dust, and somehow the bigger problem is people worrying about seeing an ass cheek at a rock festival. Then Ian refuses to move his bar seat for four old ladies, which turns into a completely reasonable discussion about why everyone over 70 should apparently just stay home. Mikey admits he told a local band with five followers that they suck, Jenn gets appointed official prostitute booker, and Florida delivers a FedEx driver replacing stolen packages with popcorn. By the time Confessions gets to wheelchair Tinder dates, shared toothbrushes, aggressive bidet use and somebody sniffing underwear that wasn’t theirs, whatever dignity remained is completely gone. Oh And Stroke discovered he enjoys enough bidet pressure to make his wife ask questions.Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸 👕We apparently need a GERIATRIC BITCHES shirt now, so this show continues creating problems for our merch department. Buy the existing irresponsible wardrobe here: https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 You people somehow made underwear sniffing look like a reasonable submission, so clearly there’s still room to get worse. Ruin our next show anonymously: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so the algorithms know there’s apparently an audience for four adults debating bidet pressure and old women at bars. https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 The regular show is already a questionable life choice. The uncensored video on Patreon is what happens when nobody bothers pretending anymore: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowAftershock AftershockFestival Sacramento Three6Mafia ICP Faygo festival-etiquette concert-etiquette moshing moshpit LimpBizkit SimplePlan festival-kids revealing-clothes pet-rent emotional-support-animal Rosie black-lab geriatric-bitches old-ladies bar-etiquette oysters friend-zone local-bands talent-buyer prostitute FloridaMan CrosswordBandit dine-and-dash RedLobster CheddarBayBiscuits FedEx package-theft TikTok barber-chair Congo raft confessions Tinder wheelchair Roomba toothbrush-sharing bidet waffle-stomping shower-poop masturbation underwear-sniffing podcast comedy-podcast NotThatDamnShow AmericasLoudestPodcast

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!We turned a perfectly normal Christian debt relief commercial into “Jerking It for Jesus,” so that should give you a pretty accurate idea of how today’s show went. Stroke gets a new job, Jenn joins the Cockgobblers’ Book Club, Mikey’s just surprised we even did a show, and one listener absolutely murders Ian in the comments without Ian even being there to defend himself. Then Jenn brings us a Converse ad people thought looked like the KKK, a cheating car influencer whose affair ended in a flaming McLaren, 2,000 pounds of meth stuffed inside fake cabbage, and Bubbles, a dolphin who chases fish until they puke so he can eat it. Finally Mikey explains how Hollywood is apparently full of steroids, cocaine, drug handlers, celebrities who smell like shit and enough herpes to rename Los Angeles “Herpeswood.” Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 You already listen to this garbage voluntarily. You might as well wear the evidence in public. https://www.nottds.com/store/📩Got something deeply questionable you need off your chest? Dump it on us anonymously so we can make terrible decisions with it later. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 ⭐ Follow, subscribe and leave a review so rich celebrities with hobby podcasts don’t completely bury us. https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 The uncensored video is on Patreon, including all the faces you miss when somebody says something they absolutely should not have said. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNOT-That-Damn-Show America-Loudest-Podcast Jerking-It-for-Jesus Christian-debt-relief Green-For-A-Day Green-Day-tribute Cosmic-Brownies Cockgobblers-Book-Club Aftershock ADA-access Ian-comments GTA-6 Florida-man Converse-ad KKK-Converse-ad Sydney-Sweeney car-influencer McLaren-crash cheating-husband meth-cabbage DEA-meth-bust fake-cabbage Bubbles-dolphin vomiting-dolphin kleptoparasitism airport-malaria Windows-poor Hollywood-secrets paparazzi reality-TV Hollywood-steroids celebrity-Ozempic nepo-babies MTV-Cribs Pimp-My-Ride Hollywood-cocaine celebrity-drug-handlers smelly-celebrities rock-stars Hollywood-herpes Herpeswood genital-herpes celebrity-secrets comedy-podcast

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!Jenn’s ass loses a fight with a pair of pants, while Stroke’s ass brings home $220. Ian wants to know why adults are still advertising “it’s complicated” on Facebook, which is a brave conversation to have immediately before Mikey explains why his wife went to eye surgery without him. The crew promptly blames the listeners for needing a podcast so badly. Then they judge two actual criminal cases in Digital Dick of the Week, because apparently these four are qualified to assess other people’s decisions. Unpopular opinions turn Disneyland into an argument, drag up the horrors of company field day, and end with Mikey complimenting the presentation of an unsolicited dick pic. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕 Wear the shirt. Let people know what they’re dealing with before the conversation starts. https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Give the crew something worse than their own decisions to talk about. Confess the part you normally edit out. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐ Follow, subscribe, and leave a review. Arguing with the crew in your car does not count as audience feedback. https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 Watch the uncensored video on Patreon. Some of these opinions deserve eye contact. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNOT That Damn Show Mikey Stroke Ian Jenn coccyx Aftershock ICP Faygo Hard Rock Casino toilet gambling Christian debt relief Facebook relationship status Teams invite Mandy eye procedure weed delivery Grand Theft Auto self checkout fax machines wedding garter birthday songs oyster mascot Boardwalk karaoke Digital Dick Tiffany Booze Anthony Gordon unpopular opinions The Dark Knight Disneyland California Adventure airplane seats company field day Corvettes chocolate ice cream Pizookie cover bands original music I Prevail Michael Myers Jason Voorhees unsolicited dick pics hot dog bun Jeep ducks

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!We started this week by explaining why getting four adults with jobs, kids, side hustles, health stuff and actual lives together twice a week is harder than it sounds. Somehow that turned into us becoming televangelists, offering miracle water, talking OnlyFans economics, and learning that one of the Dammits is allegedly a prostitute.Then came confessions.A guy claims he tells women a shark took one of his testicles. Somebody tasted their own semen more than once. Another listener says they physically cannot poop while listening to us, which is how the Poopedia Podcast was born. Florida Man then completely ruined whatever dignity was left with a mother and son incest arrest, a woman charged after surveillance footage involving the family dog, and one genuinely organized drug dealer who at least understood customer loyalty.We also brought back vaguebooking and ended with a Digital Dump featuring Massengill, a baseball to the face, and a pastor explaining “packing another man’s doo-doo.”Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast 🇺🇸👕You’ve already made questionable choices by listening to us. You might as well dress accordingly. https://www.nottds.com/store/📩 Lost a testicle to a shark? Tasted something you absolutely shouldn’t have? Fuck it, confess anonymously and let us make it worse. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2⭐ Follow. Subscribe. Leave a review. Help prove there are enough damaged people out there to keep this thing alive. https://linktr.ee/nottds🎥 The uncensored video on Patreon includes all the faces you probably wish you hadn’t seen during these conversations. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShowNOT That Damn Show Americas Loudest Podcast Mikey Stroke Ian Patreon podcast OnlyFans influencer internet porn Eargasm earplugs confessions anonymous confessions Poopedia poop podcast Tinder shark testicle semen Florida Man Florida incest mother son incest family dog bestiality drug dealer loyalty cards Minnesota California license plates vaguebooking Facebook posts Digital Dump Massengill commercial SNL Price Is Right Pastor Manning Disney influencers karaoke Sacramento comedy podcast funny podcast Florida news weird news intrusive thoughts