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Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

In our quest to discover more about the Las Vegas comedy scene and it's most pathetic participants, we would be neglectful if we didn't circle back to Kitty Pineapple and watch one of the most underwhelming attempts at a reboot ever. Let's all gather to remember what led Kitty to the place they/them are now. It's court day for Aaron Imholte and we are all on pins and needles about the deal that he may or may not be making behind the doors of the Stearns County courthouse on this sunny Minnesota day! Chatters want Patrick to participate in some dark arts... ...

Patrick has been challenged to hold his own excrement above his head like John Cusack in the movie Say Anything. He has demanded $10,000. We are 15% of the way there. Who will win before the clock strikes midnight? ...

We have so much we can't even tell you about it! Okay fine, but don't overload yourself with too much fun! Opie is gaslighting himself again about his role in the program formerly known as The Opie & Anthony Show. Watch as a man in a literal high tower wines about podcasters that "attack" him. We've got a fat lady being kick off a plane with her coloring book simply because she wanted some water. Summer Sinclair has an admirer and his name is Marc-Andrew Chicoine, and he has some videos you definitely need to see. You decide if his work is worthy of some kind of film award. Aaron Imholte is puffing up about what seems to be an end to his legal woes, but is it really the end? Watch as he tells his audience that he has possession of files that Patrick made up! ...

Chad Zumock is almost 51 years old and has no money, talent, ideas ,or future. As the very few comedians on the planet begin to stop calling the dudfart to open for them two or three times a year, his calendar and his prospects are drying up. The loyalest of fans are starting to find out that his word is worthless, and the financial support for his sham of a podcast is decreasing by the day. Aaron Imholte spent another weekend cleaning up his life, and walking his kids slowly down the path of being losers just like their pretend part-time dad. Aaron Imholte, also feeling the crunch of the walls closing in on his life and suppressing any chance of a radio comeback, is now making up stories about his prospects to self-soothe in a way we've never seen before! ...

Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and Karl Hamburger and Adam Busch they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Aaron Imholte is on fire lately, between embracing false reports from trolls and other bitter beta bros, he cannot stop wallowing in falsities to comfort his own insecure nature. Let's watch some of his latest loser lash-outs together! Michael Ray Bower is anxious and depressed, and he wants to tell you about it again in between boasting about how blessed he is. You'll never believe what this man has made over the life of his career! Plus a palette cleanser that will have you looking over your shoulder in the woods! ...

It was one year ago today that April Imholte aka April Anderson aka The Scrimp appeared on The Steel Toe Morning Show with her noodle-man husband Aaron Imholte. We didn't know how appropriate the show name was at the time, but 'Can April Fly Solo?' has become a meme of a meme and a permanent fixture in Steel Toe lore. Let's take a walk down memory lane! We've got a yellow brick road of dummies to check in on, so let's get to it! Hit the LIKE button! ...

It's the last day of the month, and the clock is ticking for Patrick to MAKE THAT NUT! Join this live fit of desperation as we try to hit the goal! Opie Radio is not doing well, and his insecurity is on full display in light of the recent release of Anthony Cumia's radio contract and salary information. Watch the most insane rationalization of a dummy you've ever seen! Michael Ray Bower has a history of lying and grifting his audience, and it isn't a recent thing. Will this guy do anything in his power to prevent him from earning a living like a normal person? Aaron Imholte is nearing the finish line of his legal battle, and it's got him feeling confident! He's organizing events left and right, or at least fantasizing about it, to commemorate his perceived wins over all the haters! ...

Take a couple days off from doing shows and you will miss gallons of gaslighting from Steel Toe Morning Show and it's sad host Aaron Imholte. Let's see if we can catch up on the latest rounds of ridiculousness imposed upon the few fans who haven't fled! From fantasizing about a golf tournament, to making up stories about your humble Onion host, the ability to shroud himself with a complete lack of humility and honesty has consumed this former radio redact. And if there's time, we can even check in on our baby eagle friends. ...