No Wrong Answers

REUPLOADED WITH CORRECT EPISODE!!! Thanks for your patience :^)Happy Halloween from a ballerina, a cool pizza, and sunshine care bear!Episode 30 of No Wrong Answers gets off to a particularly questionable start when our guest Herb (who has graciously gifted me something I will never emotionally recover from) presents me with a Jesus & Judas fanfiction. Yes, you read that correctly. Of course I read an excerpt, don't ask silly questions!We also debate what our new names would be (Herbert isn't cool enough apparently), what we'd leave out of the movies about our lives, and which fast food mascots we'd be willing to marry. From Burger King to Tony the Tiger, the AT&T lady to the Noid, we uncover some deeply concerning theories about the people selling us things.We also discuss:✝️ The literary masterpiece that is Jesus & Judas fanfiction🎬 What actors be like🍔 Which mascots would make the best and WORST spouses🐯 My unwavering devotion to Tony the Tiger🍗 The mysterious case of the Asian Colonel Sanders🧴 Herb's childhood lotion heist🚗 The absolute CREEPIEST things you could hear from your Uber driverA quick thank you for your patience! I was supposed to have an episode out last week, but an unexpected trip out of town meant I had to take a little break. Thank you to everyone who's been watching and supporting the podcast! We're back on schedule (with a possible holiday interruption coming up).Also, I competed in Herb's show, Punch Out Comedy, and ended up as the runner-up! 🥈Be a part of the conversation:👇 Which fast food mascot would YOU marry?📺 New episodes every other Monday (holiday schedule permitting)!👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notifications!Instagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysHerb – @herbdoescomedyBea – FB: Beatrix PoleyNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

Episode 29 of No Wrong Answers takes us down one of the most important rabbit holes in human history: rubber ducks. 🦆 We try to figure out how many are sold, how they were invented, and what the world is even doing with all of them. Jacob somehow nails the answer while Elisa may or may not have misunderstood the question entirely.We also debate which fictional characters would be the absolute WORST to get trapped in an elevator with, from horror movie villains to Cam from Modern Family, Michael Scott, Sheldon Cooper, and even Stuart Little. Naturally, Stuart Little raises some VERY important questions about the logistics of his entire universe.We also discuss:🦆 The worldwide rubber duck economy🧠 Jacob's suspiciously accurate guessing abilities🪅 The deeply questionable origins of the piñata🐒 Where monkeys live (the monkey forest...)🤐 Which animals can and absolutely cannot keep a secret🐬 Why dolphins might be better at keeping secrets than your dog😂 Jacob's terrible puns and Elisa's increasingly limited patienceBe a part of the conversation:👇 Which fictional character would YOU least want to be trapped in an elevator with?📺 New episodes every other Monday!👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysJacob – @jacobrattnercomedyBea – @bea_line101No Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

Episode 28 of No Wrong Answers gets very heated very quickly. 😂 We debate who should narrate our lives, dramatically underestimate how much people blink, and discover that apparently some people are farting WAY more than others.We also put 8 fast food restaurants into a bracket tournament to determine the ultimate fast food champion. It's kind of embarrassing who won...We also discuss:💨 The insane amount that boys fart👀 Blinking math🎙️ Jennifer Coolidge vs. Bob Ross as life narrators🧠 The Tony Robbins/Tim Robbins/Tim Robinson confusion🍕 Jonathan's passionate defense of Papa Johns⚖️ The completely unbiased and definitely not-rigged tournament criteria🔥 How quickly a friendly debate can become deeply personal😂 And approximately 76 minutes of us refusing to agree on anythingBe a part of the conversation:👇 Who would YOU want to narrate your life?📺 New episodes every other Monday!👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysJonathan – @bonbonathanRafa – @rafathecomedianNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

Episode 27 is officially our one-year anniversary of No Wrong Answers! 🎉 And what better way to celebrate than by bringing back our very first-ever guest, Claire! After a short hiatus, we’re back with the only returning guest in No Wrong Answers history—and naturally, things get unhinged very quickly.We discuss what places we’d haunt if we were ghosts, the strongest animal we could possibly convince to let us pet it, and how long we’d actually survive in a zombie apocalypse.We also discuss:👻 Why Costco would be an incredible place to haunt🦝 Raccoons being adorable little freaks🧟 Who we'd abandon immediately in a zombie apocalypse🏹 Bea's controversial bow-and-arrow choice🔥 What the caveman who discovered fire was probably like🏝️ Claire's Survivor audition and the gag reel that came with it🥗 Ranch wrestling👀 An extended 2 Girls 1 Cup callback that ends in a very hypocritical confession🎉 One year of No Wrong Answers!Be a part of the conversation:👇 What place would YOU haunt if you were a ghost?📺 New episodes every other Monday!👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysClaire – @creepsterclaireBea – @bea_line101No Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

Episode 26 welcomes back our beloved producer Bea (finally!!), along with guest Matt, for one last chaotic episode before No Wrong Answers takes a short hiatus. Thank you all so much for listening and supporting the podcast over these past several months. ❤️ We'll be back in about a month to celebrate the one-year anniversary of No Wrong Answers, and I can't wait to celebrate with you all!This episode has us dreaming about the places that feel almost too magical to be real, a discussion about farmers markets and why Matt should probably hire me as his personal shopper.We also discuss:🚆 Why traveling by train makes every trip feel more magical🍓 Our hilariously awful strawberry seed guesses🛒 The farmers market shopping spree that almost was🏠 Airbnb horror stories that make hotels look amazing🤢 Throwing up on airplanes and surviving European hotels🥜 The most cursed food combinations ever created🚫 The five different reasons Matt wanted to cancel meBe a part of the conversation:👇 Before you Google it... how many seeds do you think are on an average strawberry? Leave your best guesses in the comments!📺 New episodes every other Monday (after our short hiatus!)👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysMatt – @morethanmattmanciniBea – @bea_line101No Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

Ep. 25 marks the First Quarter Quell of No Wrong Answers, and to celebrate we welcome back one of the podcast's original producers, comedian Yaser, this time as our guest. Thank you to everyone who has been listening to the podcast! I hope you guys have been enjoying, please let me know if there is anything new you'd like to see!!This episode introduces a brand-new style of question where the jar gives us factual trivia, we make our best guesses, and, can you believe it, we're wildly wrong. Along the way we somehow uncover Yaser's surprisingly impressive breakdancing past, expose the conspiracy behind "Big Satchel," and negotiate the going rate for shaving off your eyebrows.We also discuss:😊 Smiling muscles🎸 The skills we'd instantly download🕺 Yaser's unbelievable injury🐙 Why octopuses might not be from Earth👜 The suspicious downfall of the inventor of pockets👂 Rafa's absolutely unhinged Van Gogh strategy💸 The surprisingly affordable price of our eyebrows⚡ A rapid fire round featuring one of the wildest fictional crushes and last words we've ever heardBe a part of the conversation:👇 How many muscles does it actually take to smile? Before you Google it, leave your best guess in the comments! We want to see who gets closest.📺 New episodes every other Monday👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysYaser – @yasernyrabeahRafa – @rafathecomedianNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

Ep. 24 features comedian, television writer and Jack Black look-a-like, Sav Lobel. What starts as a few innocent questions from the jar quickly spirals into planning animated bank robberies, determining the exact number of hawks that would force us to leave a wedding, and questioning why gym teachers were somehow trusted to teach sex ed.Along the way, we discuss:🏃 Why the Road Runner is the perfect getaway driver🐰 Bugs Bunny's criminal potential🦅 When hawks become deeply concerning🍦 What we'd actually do for a Klondike Bar🧔🏽‍♂️ If listening to men is worth free ice cream😂 Our most memorable gym teachers💇‍♀️ Looking unexpectedly butch🕌 An absolutely unhinged pitch involving Jasmine and AladdinBe a part of the conversation:👇 PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME COMMENTS📺 New episodes every other Monday👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysSav – @sav.lobelRafa – @rafathecomedianNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

Ep. 23 features comedian Emmett Branford, aka Bobby Emmett, and this episode quickly becomes a hostage situation between us and the question jar. What starts as a simple round of conversation prompts somehow turns into a deep investigation into childhood meals, terrible life advice, and the secret social lives of various foods.Along the way, we discuss:🍔 The childhood meals that raised us🌭 Egg hotdogs and questionable gluten-free bread🚗 The absolute worst advice we've ever received😬 Emmett's aggressively early sex talk🙏 Why to thank your bullies🧠 Facts that refuse to be fact-checked🍓 The shocking revelation of strawberries🥩 Steak's undeniable sugar daddy energy🥕 Emmett's passionate hatred of baby carrots🌺 Which Lilo & Stitch character holds Emmett's heartBe a part of the conversation:👇 PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME COMMENTS📺 New episodes every other Monday👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysEmmett – @emmettbrahRafa - @rafathecomedianNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

Ep. 22 features comedian Chris Mack — aka “The Milk Chocolate Poppy” — and this one is basically 60 straight minutes of rapid-fire nonsense in the best way possible. Every topic somehow spirals immediately, and honestly? It was painful cutting this one down because there were too many good moments.Along the way, we discuss:🐍 How snakes BEEN talking sh*t🐬 Why dolphins absolutely cannot be trusted😵 Ryan Reynolds secretly being selfish🍷 Why living with Jimmy Fallon would be exhausting🐓 Chris’ traumatic chicken revenge story🏚️ Childhood fears created by lying parents🪳 The terrifying confidence of insectsBe a part of the conversation:👇 PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME COMMENTS📺 New episodes every other Monday👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysChris – @the_darkgreen_marineBea - @bea_line101No Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod

Ep. 21 features comedian Thumper (no last name), and somehow this episode becomes aggressively pro-truck propaganda. From celebrity ghosts to dream careers that absolutely should not be pursued, this one spirals immediately. Along the way, we talk about:🎩 Being possessed by Harry Houdini👻 Charlie Chaplin as a slapstick ghost📱 Why “too nice” is somehow suspicious🛒 Dreaming of becoming a grocery store cashier🍑 Thumper's unusual luxury product🏎️ Building a go-kart track paradise🚛 Getting emotional over trucks🐇 And Thumper leaving the wildest guest jar signature yetPlus, Thumper absolutely kills the rapid-fire round with some of the quickest answers we’ve had on the show.Be a part of the conversation:👇 PLEASE HELP ME GET SOME COMMENTS📺 New episodes every other Monday👍 Like, subscribe, and turn on notificationsInstagrams:Elisa – @the_littest_of_keysThumper – @wheelofhellNo Wrong Answers – @nowronganswerspod