MM#187 Blood Angels AKA Thralls (2005)

The Belgian "Florida Man" Carlo takes us deep into the swamp for a zany tale about friendship, life-saving Cheetos, and shiny monster dong with Swamp Ape (2017). Squatchtober lives! PLUS In Search of the Perfect Podcast Returns! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

[UNLOCKED PATREON] Hopefully, for CDR's sake, the statute of limitations for terrorism crimes has run out in Canada, because we’ve got some scandalous confessions from that rascal. PLUS, and more importantly, we dive into the previously lost, made-for-TV movie starring a not-so-young Gary Coleman as a troubled teenage arsonist - PLAYING WITH FIRE! Huge thanks to TheShadowKnight1979 on Archive.org for the original upload of this elusive gem! SQUATCHTOBER COMING SOON Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Synopsis: To revive the once-famous nightclub she inherited, 77-year-old Renae and a few younger women work as lingerie models to attract customers, but also catch the attention of a dangerous killer. Wormy blesses us with his breakdown-debut of the kooky and completely chaotic CLUB LINGERIE (2014). Bottoms bleed, tears of all kinds are shed, and important lessons are learned by all. A nice, brief 5 hour episode. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

A heatwave kills Matt's AC and sanity, and to make matters worse CDR chose a psychotic fever-dream of a film -- James Glickenhaus' Slaughter of the Innocents (1994). Then, Matt actually dies from heat exhaustion on air. RIP Matt. Condolences. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Jeremiah breaks down our first Gary Busey Feature Presentation (I think), and TBH the movie skimps on the Buseynator. On the other hand, our episode overflows with Gary Busey cameos, offering wisdom on all sorts of topics from hobbits to orgasmic oreos. Enjoy. Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

IMDB Synopsis: An actor is hired to work on a film that turns out to be a murder and robbery. Jeremiah brings us another sweet sweet vanity project from the impossibly accomplished martial artist and stunt man Troy N. Ashford. The man can break wooden boards with his unprotected crotch. I'm not kidding. Plus: What Movie is This, what we've been watching, and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang is back with a lovely companion piece to everyone's favorite cult classic Miami Connection! LA Streetfighters was directed by the same guy (Richard Park), and is equally off the rails. Plus: A battle of the bands, what we've been watching and so much more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

Oops! Thought June had 31 days, but whatevs, #HappyPride in July! 🌈 In this episode, the gang dives into "The Art of Cruising Men" (1996), a sexy and educational instructional film about how to get laid—hosted by two sassy CGI holograms! From the creator of Max Headroom! Synopsis: An outrageous look at the history of men on the make. Two holographic characters take us on a tour through history, from cavemen to 90's bar clones. Plus: Gay Battle of the Bands, what we've been watching, and more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang dives into the most misguided and baffling vanity project yet -- Garrett Stewart Sayre's Honorable Men -- a film where the hero is a 48 year old racist cop who is simultaneously dating two teenagers. It's the king of bad ideas! Plus: What we've been watching, a battle of the bands, plus CDR and Matt's drunken ramblings at the end of the show! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!

The gang dives into the 1993 Hong Kong Category III thriller "Run and Kill" (烏鼠: 機密檔案), directed by Billy Tang. Cheung ‘Fatty’ Kau Ng is a happy-go-lucky family man whose life spirals into chaos after he accidentally orders a hit on his unfaithful wife, which then plunges him into a violent underworld filled with bloodthirsty Vietnamese gangsters and a deranged ex-military Chinese gang. Bad times are had! PLUS: What we've been watching, Battle of the Bands, Jerry Springer's music, and more! Join our Patreon if you can! Hey, why not call us on our hotline? (724) 246-4669!