Van Helsing

True trash never dies. This week Nando DJ and Diggins dive down down down into the depths fo cinema to watch a movie so rough, it makes Borderlands look like and Oscar contender, 2024's The Crow. They nitpick the guns, the sex, and of course the subway station.   Recommendaitons DJ - Stereophonic (play) Diggins - The Outsiders (musical), My Cousin Vinny (movie) Nando - Subservience (movie), The Deliverance (movie), Dark Web (comic event)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

The ghost with the most (tangential plotlines) is back! This week Nando and DJ take a dance down to the underworld and watch the movie that brings back everyone except two specific people although you get waaaaay more of one than you'd expect, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. They nitpick the ghosts, the books, and of course the sharks.   Recommendations DJ - Deadlock (video game), The Quest for El Dorado (board game) Nando - Rebel Ridge (movie)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman    

You're never gonna believe what this kid has in his locker. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins put little sippy cups in our pockets and clean diapers in a bazooka to watch the movie that came out right before Vin Diesel decided hey maybe I should be in the Fast and Furious sequels, The Pacifier. They nitpick the ducks, the vice principals, and of course the ninjas.   Reccomendations DJ - Azul: Summer Pavilion (game), Chestnut vs. Kobayashi: Unfinished Beef (hot dog extravaganza), Chi Forest (sparkling water) Diggins - The Muppet Movie (movie) Nando - Kaos (series), Descent (web series)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman  

Crayon you believe it? This week Nando DJ and Diggins hangglide to the magical land of Providence Rhode Island to watch the movie that asked kids to imagine what if a moose was a guy who said the word moose a lot, Harold and the Purple Crayon. They nitpick the wheels, the books, and of course the purple.   Reccomendations DJ - Borderlands 3 (game) Diggins - Eyes of Laura Mars (movie) Nando - Uncanny Spider-Man (comic), Longlegs (movie), The Killer (movie), Chris and Jack (youtube channel)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman  

Fughettaboutit This week Nando DJ and Diggins travel from New Joiysee baybee to jolly old England to watch the new Netflix spy movie that you already forgot exists, The Union. They nitpick the spies, the twists, and of course the accents.   Reccomendations DJ - My Dear Friend Nokotan (anime) Diggins - Alien: Romulus (movie), Twisters (movie), Longlegs (movie) Nando - Veep (show), Thelma (movie), Fortnite (game)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

Hope you played just enough of the games to understand what a Siren is but not enough to care when they mess most of it up. This week Nando DJ and Diggins drop onto the loud and raunchy ultraviolent planet of...oh we can't do raunchy or ultraviolent any more? Okay. Nando DJ and DIggins drop into the loud and tame average amount of violent planet of Pandora to watch the movie that reminded everyone that yes, video game adaptations don't have to be fun, Borderlands. They nitpick the psychos, the vaults, and of course the reshoots.   Reccomendations DJ - Yelling at Australia (catharsis), Sheriff of Nottingham (board game) Diggins - The Shadowrun trilogy (games) Nando - The Power Fantasy #1 (comic)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

You know that Mostly Nitpicking? Freaking nutjobs thats that go around podcasting? This week Nando DJ and Diggins rock out to the crispiest teen popstar and watch a movie that has the internet buzzing about one minor character's weird line, Trap. They nitpick the concert, the venue, and of course the cops.   Reccomendations DJ - Too Hot Too Handle (show) Diggins - Lawrence of Arabia (movie) Nando - Batman: Caped Crusader (show)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

Pegging! Cocaine! and the Honda Odyssey! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take a trip to the Void to watch the movie that has seen a lot of other movies and can't wait to let you know it, Deadpool & Wolverine. They nitpick the friends, the enemies, and of course the cameos.   Reccomendations DJ - A Heart that Works by Rob Delaney (book), Persona 5 Tactica (game) Diggins - Bleeding Edge by Thomas Pynchon (book) Nando - The Decameron (show)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

Welcome to a show that people like and I mean I get why they like it but "greatest" feels like a stretch! This week Nando DJ and Diggins runaway to where the runaways are running the night to watch the movie that made around 14 times as much money as Tár, The Greatst Showman. They nitpick the songs, the dances, and of course history's greatest villain Jenny Lynd.   Reccomendations DJ - Bullet Train (movie) Diggins - L.A. Confidential (movie) Nando -  Kite Man: Hell Yeah! (show) Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

What if Wolverine was Batman working for the Vatican? Magic. That's what. This week Nando and Diggins delve into the dark universe of public domain monsters to watch a movie that was kind of like the Mummy, but worse, Van Helsing. They nitpick the guns, the horses, and of course the holy water.   Reccomendations Diggins - Kill (movie) Nando - Synecdoche, New York (movie), Sunny (show), Hit Monkey Season 2 (show)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman