Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Did Ethan take things too far with seven-time NASCAR champion Jimmie Johnson? After Jimmie showed some love to Ethan’s dog, Percy, Ethan asked the racing legend to pose for a photo—and the Mystery Crate crew cannot agree on whether the moment was adorable or completely embarrassing. Chris Cote also breaks down his baseball showdown with Jeremy Tache, including the pitch that ended with Rose getting hit by the ball. Juju Gotti joins the show to recap playing in Inter Miami’s Copa de Medios and explains why Miami’s other professional sports teams need to follow Inter Miami’s example. Plus, Jessica shares celebrity sightings involving NBA legend Jason Williams and Mike Piazza, Chris attempts to guess celebrities’ ages by looking only at their hands, You Betcha returns with NFL picks, and the crew opens the Mystery Crate for some impossible “Would You Rather” questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Roy’s trip to a Florida Panthers game ends with a flooded parking lot, water in his Mustang and a photo that completely confuses Dan Le Batard. The Mystery Crate crew breaks down what happened and gives Roy’s photographic evidence the attention it deserves. Plus, Jeremy takes a stand against trunk-or-treating, Jess shares Willow’s winning Halloween costume, and Heidi Klum’s costumes leave the crew impressed and disturbed. Then it’s This or That: Minor Inconveniences Edition! Wet socks, a phone stuck at 1%, low gas with no station nearby: which annoyance would you rather live with? Chris Cote and Tony’s driving habits raise even more questions. Finally, the crew opens the Mystery Crate to tackle YOUR comments, including how to tell a family member their Thanksgiving cooking isn’t good, and whether you should say anything at all.Drop your questions, challenges, advice requests and This or That matchups in the comments. Yours could make the next episode! Subscribe for more Mystery Crate from the Dan Le Batard Show universe. #MysteryCrate #DanLeBatardShow #FloridaPanthers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Would you trade a year of your life for $1 million, and how many years would you give up? Mystery Crate’s Halloween episode gets spooky fast as the crew puts a price on their remaining years and debates how much money it would take to live with ZERO privacy. Plus, Chris Cote declares Halloween the worst major holiday, Zaslow shares an awkward parenting conversation, and the crew confesses to embarrassing costumes and childhood Halloween mischief. Then, it’s This or That: Halloween Movie Edition, where Ghostbusters, Hocus Pocus, The Nightmare Before Christmas and more face off. What’s YOUR price for a year of your life? Drop your answer in the comments, along with your best would-you-rather questions, advice requests or challenges, for a future episode! #MysteryCrate #DanLeBatardShow #Halloween Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s past midnight and things start going wrong! In this episode of Mystery Crate, Tony breaks down the most inconvenient 1 AM situation that kept him up: a back door lock failure that turned into a late-night shed trip with a rusty ax.The crew dives into late-night home security panics, the absurdity of criminal "Zoom meetings," movie-going solo vs. with friends, and some unexpected confessions in a new segment: Come Clean. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In today’s episode, the crew tackles some wild stories and unexpected moments:We A mind-blowing story about surviving a car crash, beating cancer, and a crazy theme park incident. How much risk is too much? We dive into theme park safety, blacking out on roller coasters, and a potential collab with the internet’s favorite Disney Suit Guy.B-list (or A-list?) celebrity Noah Centineo drops by the studio for DLS—and things get hilariously awkward. D-List Celeb Roy pulls off one of the most unbelievable obscure guesses in show history. We play a game of "This or That" ranking classic Nick shows like Doug, Hey Arnold!, CatDog, and SpongeBob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew is back on Mystery Crate with Amin Elhassan joining Chris Cote, Jeremy Tache, Roy Bellamy, Tony Calatayud and Jess Smetana! In this episode, Tony reveals his top 5 most heinous sins spotted at Disney World and Universal Studios—from guys in thong sandals and heavy tracksuits to the viral "Disney Suit Guy" roaming Hollywood Studios.Plus, the gang breaks down NFL coaching theories, Jess shares a bizarre "Larry David-esque" restaurant leftover chicken mix-up, Tony goes on an epic rant about school zone speed camera tickets, and the crew debates who would survive longer in prison.Also an update on the Surviving Running Back Pool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Mystery Crate crew is back, and nobody is sleeping normal! Jess drops a mystery photo in the group chat that has everyone trying to figure out how human limbs work, while Jeremy tries to troubleshoot his leaking air conditioner (and whether to just call a friend). Plus, Tony checks in live from Disney's Tomorrowland where a $14 burger meets a fatal Coke spill, the crew ranks their favorite seasonal songs, and Mike Tomlin’s secret 12-year Minecraft obsession gets unpacked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris Cote reveals his plan to skip the traditional family Thanksgiving and take his wife and daughter to Disney World instead—but is it a brilliant holiday idea or a family betrayal?The Mystery Crate crew also gets an update on Chris’s latest officiating experience, including the embarrassing moment he wishes everyone would forget. Then, they revisit the running back poll and discover Rose hilariously misspelled almost every player’s name in her own Spanish-inspired way—although one correct answer leaves the entire room impressed.Plus, You Betcha returns, Tony explains the proper way to experience EPCOT (with drinks, of course), and the crew debuts a new Pixar “This or That” game. Tony mounts a passionate defense of Cars, Chris becomes increasingly bothered by one part of the game, and the final result takes an unexpected turn.Subscribe for new episodes of Mystery Crate every week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Football season is finally here! The crew shares their perfect setup for watching Week 1—and the reality of how everyone actually watched the games. Rose also gives Jess her best hacks for secretly watching Netflix, football, or anything else while working in a press box.Jess recaps her US Open experience, including the food and two major celebrity sightings. Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about officiating a wedding this Friday and writing the perfect speech. Unfortunately, his first draft reminds him of his dad because Chris somehow managed to make the whole thing about himself. This leads Jess to explain why women love a man who loves his wife.Plus, everyone chooses the one symptom they would eliminate forever, Tony reveals that he sweats while he poops, the heartburn conversation somehow returns, and Jess explains why she is afraid to enter her credit card information on any website.Subscribe for new episodes of Mystery Crate every week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew creates a Survivor-style draft where NFL running back injuries could eliminate your team. Who made the smartest picks—and whose season might be over before it even begins? Tony brings a new round of “Would You Rather,” we find out who’s actually a good driver, and Rose tells us about her horseback-riding adventure. Rose would also like to formally apologize for how much everyone talked about her in this episode. She didn’t plan it, she promises. Please direct all complaints to literally anyone else. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices