GITM 5/7/26: Everybody Gets Alphabetized WITH MYQ KAPLAN! 250

After one Dad Joke hit a little too close to home, we fired off some of your favorites. Plus, you won't recognize ANY of the Scripps Spelling Bee winning words, Roger Daltrey has declared The Who a Metal Band plus comic Aidan McCluskey on how to recognize a pyramid scheme (it's pretty easy), why his first concert would have been the best if it was any other band and finally getting up early enough for McDonald's Breakfast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New super group Sir Paul and Prince's ghost? Report is in on UFO in Anoka and the mosquitos are upping their game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got nostalgic for not paying bills. In Rank You Very Much we picked our Top High School Party Movies. Plus, redesigned men's public bathrooms, half blind Anne Hathaway (is not a new band name) and Elizabeth Ries of Twin Cities Live tells us all about 7 Elevens, High Speed Trains and Jet lag after her recent trip to Japan. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sir Paul is starstruck by his very first weed hook up, what Grads really want to hear about AI and unlike other MN pro sports teams, the Lynx are always there to pick us up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're freezing time and committing crimes (at least according to a new poll, ya wannabe bank robbers) plus when your diversion goes haywire and grads getting soaked is the welcome to adulthood we're all feeling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big bucks for High School Graduations at US Bank Stadium, Dr Dexter's inspiration for some of The Offspring's Smash hits and Chess Boxing is sure to churn out powerful nerds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WTF features Cyber Trucks on "wade mode", Krispy Kreme Glaze with the save, and  a really strange reason for a get together. Plus, rollercoaster tears/fears, Colbert back on TV in less than 23 hours and Glen Matlock, original bass player for the Sex Pistols on his early influences, how Mick Jagger keeps getting in his way and catching Oasis stealing booze from the Sex Pistols dressing room. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MN is home to the best sports bar (get' the Flippin' Totchoes) $8k could score you an iconic piece of grunge memorabilia  an the Rehooterization is on. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got the odds for the side dishes you'll see at your next cook outs (and Minnesota's is a little embarrassing) plus Brian Eggert of Deep Focus Review on what you should see and skip at the theater and Coco's Rescue brings PUPPY PANDAMONIUM to the studios. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best place to live in Minnesota is (insert drum roll) PLYMOUTH?!? Billy Corgan and Butch Vig reunited and it feels so good and leave Britney alone... unless she offers to make you lasagna. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.