Jive Turkeys

After an interview fails to materialize, the Turkey crew decide that the show must go on! The boys unveil two new segments, one where they get to stretch their creative muscles to write a movie and the other, a game that is definitely NOT word association, Jason has a bone to pick with the guest that never shows, Ty builds an epic James Cameron-esque movie about a cyborg Djimon Honsou fighting angel of light Roseanne Barr, and Jacob is insensitive... again. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the [Jive Turkeys Facebook Group](https://www.facebook.com/groups/1894794194168278/), tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected]. If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast

It's a return to form fresh off of their stint of interviews, the boys swap alcoholic adventures,  talk about Drunk Olympics with games such as Lawnchair Leapfrog and Slip 'n' Slide Kickball, Jason tells a tale about naming a star and how it didn't help his relationship, Tyson has been stressed so he doesn't have much going on upstairs, and Jacob stumbles across a website dedicated to masturbating using food.  Out of Context Quote: "It has heated seats and a colostomy bag, and that's what it's like to drive a Lincoln." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the [Jive Turkeys Facebook Group](https://www.facebook.com/groups/1894794194168278/), tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].  If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast

In this Jason-less episode, Jacob and Tyson are joined by actor, writer, director, producer, and expert prop maker Patrick Lescarbeau! Together, he schools the boys on what it's like on the set of a western, Tyson shares how Star Trek ruined his birthday, Patrick speaks in Klingon and gushes Star Wars love, Trump impressions abound, and Jacob watches a weird anime with some intimate weapons. Check out Patrick in his latest film "In Their Own Words, Billy the Kid & The Lincoln County War" https://www.amazon.com/Their-Words-Billy-Lincoln-County/dp/B083F6GKG4 And to help support Patrick's upcoming film, Chance and Circumstance, visit the website below and give, Give, GIVE!: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/chance-and-circumstance-feature-film#/ If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].

This week the boys interview the illustrious director, entrepreneur, studio starter, and all-around creative force of nature, Michael Mueller. Buckle your seatbelts because we go from zero to sixty rather quickly and much like a dog with their head out of the window of a Lamborghini, you'll love every minute of it. Michael shares his passion for reading people, the art of directing, his keto lifestyle, future project ideas, and Russians fornicating under the consent of the king. Have a blast, because we certainly did! Check Michael out in his natural habitat on https://www.m3creative.net/ And also, do yourself a gosh darn favor and check out the trailer and teaser for his upcoming comedy "The E-Listers" about a ragtag group of background actors who, fed up with the disrespect and inequality, lead a rebellion against the prima donnas and forge their own story. "The E-Lister's" Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0Dfi4OR2g "The E-Lister's" Teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4bgnc4YMg If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].

In the first episode of the Jive Turkeys Interview Series, we sit down with the multitalented comedian, dancer, screen actor, voice actor and much more: Sam Kwasman! Telling stories he's heard from Lucille Ball, addressing PC culture's effects on comedy, and quoting Taken as Donald Duck, this interview was a complete blast from beginning to end! Check out Sam's website https://www.samkay3000.com/ for more of his work, his voice work on "The New Tom & Jerry Show" as the adorable Little Quacker, and peep his latest film project with Jerry Seinfeld "Letters from a Nut" on Amazon Prime Video! https://www.amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L-Nancy/dp/B07PDNC5XQ If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].

In the first episode of the new year, the boys reflect on the dumb things they said last year, decide on some new goals to accomplish this year, and Jason shoots for the moon with his resolution. Jason has the idea for mobility for lazy horses, Ty realizes he's the same person as last year, and Jacob is a little more sadistic with Jason's inventions than he intends. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected]. If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast

This episode joins the boys as they learn how not to spread bodily fluids on cops from idiots around the globe from Germany to Scotland, Papa John warns of a day of reckoning while Chris Hanson hovers in the background, Jason loses all of the female listeners, then charms them back with his pun magic, Ty basks in the glow of a black Friday TV purchase, and Jacob's Papa John impression sounds a lot like Jesse Ventura. If would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].

In this adventure, the boys vibe at a concert with a breast milk spraying woman, dump a bucket of feces on an unsuspecting bystander, reveal the Patreon page and website, Jason struggles with a stint of bad luck, Ty brings a creature of the deep that has a very particular set of skills for Decrypted, and Jacob struggles to land a single joke. Out of Context Quote: "If you throw your diarrhea on me, I'm going to murder you in the street." If you would like to be ever so awesome and donate money to our Patreon campaign, please follow this link: https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast. Thanks for your support! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].

This episode of Jive Turkeys has a new face! With the help of Dan the Man, the boys guide themselves through the treacherous wilds of Alaska and a swimmer with too many “assets,” Jason is backed up on F*ck Your States and releases his load, Ty brings back his President Obama impression, and Jacob has to share a mic unsuccessfully with the guest. Fan-Fic Roulette is back! Enjoy the regaling of infamous Sonic High School! Out of Context Quote: “You throw in that FannyPack and we got a deal!” If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].

The boys are here for a specially delivered Halloween episode featuring the list of most offensive costumes of 2019 and the reading of their group effort Halloween story: “The Apocalypse Next Door.” Enjoy the shenanigans and the spooky tale! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].