Jello? Hell No!

H-PAC is back from his lengthy sabbatical with his takes on soccer, dead rabbits, and his new show premiering this fall.

H-PAC talks about Caitlin Clark's popularity, the CHI, and journalism on today's long-awaited show.

H-PAC critiques some commercials and muses on their messages.

H-PAC talks about the troubles associated with shopping as a twenty year old male.

HPAC gripes about his crapped car door and issues in the shower in today's lightning show.

H-PAC recounts his busy weekend, musing on the crappiness of reception music and the great lack of Japanese in Cincinnati.

H-PAC talks Vietnamese wisdom and Scottish-Chinese fusion on today's show.

H-PAC makes his long awaited return today, knocking off the rust and working through the background noise of his car air conditioner to offer up his opinions on sagging pants and the idiots with which Instagram is so liberally suffused.

Seemingly incapable of talking of anything other than food, H-PAC covers the big topics like gluttony, KFC, and eye contact.

HPAC discusses shaking hands and the new Arby's Bacon Sandwich on today's rare Wednesday show.