Ep. 78: He's Just Scarred For Life, It's No Problem (w/ our dads!)

Full Court Press: WNBA Draft, Jontay Porter Banned For Life, NBA Playoffs Preview An Interview With: Journalist And TrueHoop Founder Henry Abbott And Also: Individual Leafs, Tabotage, Deep Dish Diva, All-Time Bag Fumble, Betcast, Quibi, Sony Walkman, Anthropology/Anthropologie, Slimed, The Sterling List, Putin Con, The John Wall, Whizzinator, The Washington Whizzinator, Air Bud, Eau De Piss, The Adam Era Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!  Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Court Press: Draymond’s Antics, Luka/Kelly Oubre Jr Talking Smack & An NBA Betting Scandal  That Actually Happened: Mike Saw LeBron And Adam Saw Caitlin Clark!  And Also: Blue Bell, Google Glasses, Draft-Related Pettiness, Wedgie, Faceball, Bayou Barbie, Chortle  Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Court Press: An R-Rated Jersey Swap, Anthony Edwards’ Incredible Dunk, and a New Podcast Rec NBQ&A Spectacular: Food, Muppets, Jean Shorts, and More!   And Also: Novakain, Tootsie Roll Owl, Mr. Bucket, Basketball Violence, Deep Dish Hot Dogs, Rotten Anchovy, Cash Me Outside, Split Croatia, Jean Shorts, Anti-Sleeve, Fully Matching Tennis Outfits, Big Face Coffey, Fruit By The Foot, Pool Noodles, Sweetums, Highway Hypnosis, Crocs  Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!  Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Court Press: The Caitlin Clark Effect, LeBron Reaches 40K Points, Clippers Rebrand  That Actually Happened: Jimmy Butler Was In A Fall Out Boy Music Video  3-on-3: A Celebration of Hornets Commentator Eric Collins  And Also: Awkward Elevator Rides, Dulcet Tones, Ignominious, 1300 Toilets, Dry Erase Menus, Green Flags, Aggressive Dreadlocks, GRVL, Tomball, Emo Cowboy, Harlem Shake, Bejeweled Magic 8 Balls, Hum Diddly Dee  Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Court Press: Recapping A Boring NBA All-Star Weekend & League Pass For All!  An Interview With: Rafi Kohan, Author of Trash Talk: The Only Book About Destroying Your Rivals That Isn't Total Garbage And Also: Sierra Mist/Surge/Citra/Baja Blast, #StarryNotStarry, Little Mole-Rat, NBA Jam, Barely Dunk Dunks, Socrates’ DM’s, Greek Invective Poetry, The Endowment Effect, “Hella Hard”, IZOF level, The Underdog Posture, Mouse In The House, Too Short, Walkman, Roast Battle, Costanza-esque, The Jerk Store, Caution Tape, Meditative Bang, Couple Of Goats, Old Heads  Sponsor: Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Court Press: WNBA Free Agency & Schubes’ Live Reactions To The NBA Trade Deadline  3-on-3: The Greatest WNBA/NBA Three Point Contest Final Rounds That Actually Happened: Colin Cowherd’s Dougie-Related Beef With John Wall And Also: The Big Ragu, Bernard Freaking King, Mouth Guards, Cash Considerations, Nepo Babies, Soda Shots, Premeditated Dougie Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Court Press: Caitlin Clark Incident, NBA Trades/Coach Firings, Jimmy Butler’s Country Album, Deandre Ayton IceGate, Embiid/KAT Go Off  An Interview With: Comedian, Writer and HOOPER J.B. Ball  And Also: Podcast Doubleheaders, Volcano-Ass Names, Mount Doom, DNP: Ice, Dougies, Rihanna’s Forehead, High School Egos, Dunking On Bieber, Master P  Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!  Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Court Press: Knicks/Bulls Updates, Grizzlies Injury Woes, and a New Basketball Doc 3-on-3: A Deep Dive On "Cardio Games" That Actually Happened: The Three Best/Worst Pickup Basketball Habits  And Also: Damp January, The Clyde Parade, Cow Print Blazers, Strange Hand Stuff, Freaky Deaky, 24 Hour Fitness, Cherry Picking, Lanky Boy  Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Court Press: Steve Kerr Gets Trolled, Giannis Game Ball Saga, and More Ja Morant Drama  The Inaugural HORSE New Year's Special: New Year's Resolutions For Every NBA Team  And Also: Rick James, HORSE Curse vs HORSE Jinx, Siren Boi, Egg Crates, Clothed Rachel, Scoot Henderson’s Goggles, Dad Powers, Little Tiny European Soccer Headband, Thumping Techno Music, Mind Bogglingly Long, Big Limber Boy, “The City”, BrooklyKnight, Lupper, ESPN 8, FanDrool, Sengun Mania, Adult Legos, Mardi Gras, Rec Specs, Jeremy Sochan Wig, The Utah Indie Rock, Adult Diapers   Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!    Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops   HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.   About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Full Court Press: Lakers Win Inaugural In-Season Tournament & The Top-Heavy NBA 3-on-3: Adam’s 3 Favorite/Least Favorite Benny The Bull Bits  That Actually Happened: The Time a GQ Photoshoot Cursed The Indiana Pacers’ Season And Also: Copium, Pappadeux Seafood Kitchen, Fierce Cologne, Surprise Ludacris, Inverse Pacers, Big Baseball Boy, Charles Entertainment Cheese, THE College of New Jersey, The Dell Guy, Mrs. Doubtfire, Furries, Callabria 2008, Fuzzy Muppet Hands, Young Walter   Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse   Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops   HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.   About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices