Heyy QT

Hot start as Quinn reveals he is "the king of pissing his pants" and Tommy never wears underwear.  (4:45) The Bears are back! The game is on Nickelodeon because the Bears are also kind of a joke.  (5:58) Happy Birthday Quinn! Nobody really cares, but he won't hold it against you  (7:55) like our friend Mike.  (9:17) Tommy has harsh words for a Chicago hotel & their questionable hospitality.  (12:21) How does Dove Soap have have 560 thousand followers on Instagram?  (14:16) Heyy QT tackles the question of who the best rapper alive is, because who better to talk about that than Quinn & Tom. Luckily, we're joined by our friend and filmmaker Jimmy Jimes to lend his knowledge on the subject.  (23:55) Get the fuck off our set Jimes.  (24:19) Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are getting a divorce, so Heyy QT offers our thoughts as relationship experts.  (29:49) Big Boy clothing (Big Dog?) is our generous sponsor today and Heyy QT happily supports any clothing company that hooks you up with a side of beef.

We’ve got some good, old fashioned Heyy QT debates to start 2021 (2:31) Tommy broke the law and somehow got a speeding ticket in a Subaru.  (4:37) Our mutual LA influencer compadres the Paul brothers are professional boxers now...not sure if the Heyy QT pod is here for it.  (8:25) OnlyFans is a great way for women to make money during the pandemic...mainly because men are very weird.  (11:15) Quinn & Tom are looking forward to getting booked on shows in the new year...but will most likely just continue to book our own shows.  (12:21) Quinn has evolved to talking to girls on apps as opposed to simply swiping. We breakdown the good & bad of Tinder vs Bumble and how Quinn just thinks being "nice and good" should land him the woman of his dreams.  (17:08) Reciprocated vibes = nothin' better.  (17:30) The boys discuss their top vibes and also discover that  (21:05) big Tom is a big cry guy.  (22:22) Shoutout Kevin Zotti.  (23:51) Chicago pizza is not just deep dish! Quinn teaches everyone a lesson in the NY vs Chi pizza pie battle...even though  (25:10) Quinn has never been to New York City.

Happy New Year from Heyy QT! We're throwing 2020 in the trash; BUT  (1:16) we are still thankful for some stuff that happened this year...but also  (3:01) see ya later 2020!  (3:52) Heyy QT looks forward to new beginnings in 2021, such as  (4:01) Quinn's future six-pack abs &  (4:33) Tommy getting back to a bigger, funnier weight...  (5:51) for charity (Heyy QT = still not a weightloss podcast)! Tom vows to pack on pounds for a good cause, while  (6:34) Billy chimes in with his honorable devotion to charity cigs. Meanwhile,  (10:19) Quinn will drop a much needed LB for every $10 donated --all donation $ will go to a charity of our choice. Ironically  (12:10) this NYE special 'sode is brought to you by Slim Jim! But also  (13:17) fuck @FridayBeers

2020's almost gone so January 1st will be sick as hell since everything goes back to normal.  (1:46) Quinn got pink eye.  (3:26) We got monoliths, so would Tommy like to retract his statement on aliens? We discuss.  (7:42) Quinny's got a mustache! We take a ride on that,  (11:28) chat about our favorite facial hairstyles, and dive into  (12:57) Quinn's weird naked body.  (13:52) Lockdown 2 is here so now we can finally achieve those quarantine goals.  (17:55) And hey- at least we get more Zoom comedy shows (not!)  (19:36) Ever wonder what it's like to bomb on stage? Listen to tales from two professionals.  (23:49) We present our new favorite sponsor, Shop Moderation.

It's official- chicks dig Heyy QT as Quinn ran into our number one fan and of course she's a babe.  (3:48) Why do all statues of men have super small wieners? We dive in & discuss.  (8:00) Showering with other dudes is cool until (8:22) you get peed on.  (10:40) Quinn's back to talking about his lack of ass..?  (11:52) Mainly he is confused about a hidden word puzzle that predicted a strange future for him.  (15:30) There's no scarier guy in LA than the old surfer.  (17:30) Do you think morticians get stoked when they see someone get injured?  (21:53) A live-read for our brand new sponsors, "advent calendars."

Quinn got a haircut and it is not good!  This sets off a series of stories on unfortunate hair du's including (1:55) Quinn's mom loosely trying out a Zac Efron look- unbeknownst to Quinn.  Also, (3:13) a 5th grade bleaching that almost ruined his relationship with his father.  (5:59) We're back to talking about each other's weight & (8:38) a BRIEF foray back to grocery stores because, of course.  (10:01) @heyyqtpod officially has our first Instagram beef w/ @friday.beers.  Thus, Quinn has proposed starting up  (12:22) @mondaybeerz .  (16:09) Speaking of Instagram- this new update totally stinks.  (20:13) We are not experienced gamers at Heyy QT.  (23:00) Sode #11 is brought to you by the #1 soda, Dr. Pepper. Don't drink & drive; but do drink Dr. Pepper.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Happy Thanksgiving from Heyy QT! We're celebrating by getting stoned & bringing you a short, special Thanksgiving themed pod.  (1:09) We cover our favorite Black Wednesday traditions.  (1:25) Shout out Club Kickin' It (Kenny's Irish Pub) AND (2:19) friends' garages.  (4:10) Just don't get too loose.  (5:00) We discuss our favorite T-gives dish & (5:35) a disgusting holiday play that Tom starred in.  (8:25) 2020- it's so crazy, but still Heyy QT finds some things to be grateful for which- surprise- (11:20) makes Tom sweaty.  (12:31) Cheers, cuties!

If Quinn & Tom are masters of anything, it is definitely frozen pizza as this sode starts off with a debate of the grocery store GOATs. (1:22) Shocker- Tom is a coupon cutter. (4:38) We have Heyy QT's first live studio guest and it's an alien! Quinn and the alien try to convince Tom that he's not the only living species in the universe. (9:28) A brief foray into prostates & butt play. (13:00) The Denver (full of shit) Airport conspiracy. (15:28) How accurate is alien representation in American folklore? (18:53) Area 51- we don't know what's happening over there, but they're doin somethin! (25:18) Sizzler is a trash restaurant and Quinn helped it go bankrupt. (26:52) Hey Outback Steakhouse of Burbank- you have a beautiful patio...open it up!!

The first Heyy QT sode recorded w/ new (vice) President Kanye West and (1:55) does the White House have to be white? We discuss a possible makeover & a whole lotta poop talk. (7:52) "Mushrooms are delicious." (9:34) But boomers suck. (12:09) Tommy is a bird murderer. (13:45) Johnny Depp is suing his ex-wife over some poop in the bed? Plenty of thoughts on this including (14:32) a relatable anecdote about a mischievous friend, some very loose bowels & a dog. (16:05) What's the worst excuse you've used to get out of something shitty (literally). (19:40) Heyy QT hooks you up with the bathroom codes for two of your local Los Angeles grocery stores. (20:10) Everyone poops their pants. (24:15) Go Doyers- LA is the sports capital of the world. (28:33) Favorite thing in comedy this week. (30:07) An honest ad for a controversial sponsor.

Heyy QT comes in HOT at the top of sode number siete with our co-hosts bragging about getting drunk in public.  (5:20) Tommy pitches Quinn the perfect covid-friendly date idea until (7:57) we learn Tom always makes the girl pay on the first date.  (10:00) Congrats to the Lakers (except Lebron) & Dodgers, so suck it everyone- LA is the sports capital of the world.  (11:23) Tom innocently shouts out the town of Lake Elsinore which (11:42) unleashes an unexpected and very wild airplane story from Quinn about a flight home he had with a horny stranger.  (16:01) Heyy QT- we can't fix stuff and (18:03) we definitely don't have enough tools.  (19:04) How the hell do air conditioners work- like actually?  (24:18) The best ad for the best steakhouse- our sponsors, Outback Steakhouse.