Globe Hell Warning

Things are getting so crazy out there. *audience: how crazy are they?* well on the one hand you've got a labour shortage, and on the other hand you've got way too many people performing emotional labour. so why don't we put them together? let's dig a ditch with our feelings and pave the roads with white male tears.

All the world is a stage and you're a player, but something is rotten in the state of Denmark. So is to be or not to be? Is that the question? Or are you too busy acting like a Romeo to prosper(o)? What if we could all unlock our World Wide William?  

Another Globe Hell Podcasting World First! The Calm app has good intentions, but its wrapped in the typical techno late capitalism hell word dumpster fire of any other app. What if there was a leftist app to help you sleep and destress? CULM

We only use 10% of our bodies and the other 90% is water. Meanwhile, everytime we flush the toilet we turn clean water nasty and then waste it. What if we used our own bodies to pee and poo into? The Internal Toilet Theory.

Everyday is the same for everyone with 24 hours. What if there were a way so that even more hours than 24 could be in a 24 hour day without making the day longer? Would your day be longer or would you just freeze?

Everytime you go to the doctor they take a look at your bad knee and say you need this medication for your rashes. What if they looked at your financial health and perscribe MONEY. Not just Doctor say Money Doctor.

Ever since the Bible people have been reading and writing books...that is until the internet came along and they started making posts. So which one is better? One is paper and the other is wires. Okay, so lets choose one.

World War 3 may be approaching, but there is another type of bombing that is ruining lives and its called LOVE BOMBING. Saying too much nice stuff. How would you combat this? What if someone tells you your new haircut looks good? What if someone started cutting his hair during the episode and through off the entire vibe. IDK.

Our show is about Globe Hell Warning but what even is a globe? It looks like a round map but it isn't one and its shaped like the same as our planet. So what are we going to do about that? Find out on this episode of our podcast.

They said there was a "honkin' protest" in Canada but I didn't know it was that big. Anyway apparently honking your horn works so even if you're not evil right wing guy you should use your horn to protest. There are no jokes about being "horny" in this episode.