Functional Fantaholics

All Mike want's for his birthday are more subscribers! Chatting MNF in the D, worst candy ever, QB carousel goes round and round, lockin up those key handcuffs, Marry-Bleep-Kill, the art of the trade, plus who's ballin and who's fallin this week!

SPECIAL EPISODE ALERT! We break down a mid-season ranking, Same Ol' Lions, sharks w/ laser beams, Putin hates fantasy football, Thielen strikes again...and again, and of course our week ocho's Ballers & Fallers!

Dolphin mating season, Honolulu Blue conquering the world, rookies down the home stretch, getting advanced with SoS, an Adam Thielen love affair, target practice, surviving a bye-pocalypse, w/ special guest Michael 'SpartanRage' Wozniak, and of course Ballers & Fallers. Oh...and GO BLUE!!!

Momo is safe and sound!! Plus we found a third friend, bigtime injuries, is the king passing the crown, will Moss go away, the Lions finally get some love, everyone's favorite Ballers & Fallers, and more!

Arty still hates your FF team....and Pitts, Jammo or Jamlow, CMC vs Achan, will Kupp eat Pookies lunch, Burrow and Carr need some PTO, and the return of JT! Plus a couple drinks and more raggin on Arty!