Final Girl Standing

FRANCHISE FINALE!?!!?! Where my whores for horror at??? Sidney Prescott from Scream 4 fights Laurie Strode from Halloween H20 at the Shadyside Mall for the ultimate title of Final. Franchise. Girl. Standing. This fight is refereed by the incomparable Mae, a hilarious genius baddie of the GoodKnight Network, so y'all know this is gonna be a freakin delight. As this season comes to a close, we shed a tear, we throw a punch, and we shake some ass as we celebrate our newest champion!

TIER 2 SEMIFINAL FRANCHISE SEASON LFG!!!!!! Sidney from Scream *4 and Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street duke it out on the beach. But, wait, this is Tier 2 y'all! It's 2 fights! So then we have Ripley from Alien Resurrections fighting Laurie from Halloween H20 battling in the forest of Forks Washington (hoa hoa hoa hoa). If you want to know those spicy elements you're gonna have to find out in the episode! Listen, do we accidentally refer to Sidney 4 as Sidney 2? Yes. But who can even remember that, right? Let's find out who our finalists are!! 

You know, it's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare, huh? Sit back as Laurie from Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later battles Laurie form Halloween 2018 ON HER PROPERTY! Two baddies from the same franchise but different universes!! Will that home field advantage save Laurie 2018 from Laurie H20's cunning fighting skills? Does Halloween H20 take place at a water park?? All the answers lay within...

Once again we find ourselves horny for Sigourney, now and forever more. You heard me, Ellen Louise Ripley graces this podcast for a second time, much to our delight. This time Ripley from Aliens(2) faces off with the human/alien hybrid clone Ripley from Alien: Resurrection(4). Can OG Ripley stand up against this extremely hot and scary copy?? That bitch has acid blood! Guess you'll have to find out what happens. I ain't gonna spoil it. 

What's your favorite scary movie? That's right people, it's finally here. A chance to pay homage to the franchise, and final girl, that reign supreme in the eyes of our host, Alyssa. THE SCREAMISODE IS HERE!! Sidney from Scream 2 faces off with Sidney from Scream 4 on the set of Stab! Don't miss this epic battle, both these baddies want to be in the sequel.  Lights, camera, action, FIGHT! 

WE ARE SO BACK BABY! Kicking things off this season with a CLASSIC final girl. Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street battles the ultimate adversary, herself! That's right folks, Nancy from the original 1st film of the franchise is battling Nancy from Dream Warriors, the 3rd film of the franchise. Tune in for the dreams and screams as these girlies fight to the death in Freddy's boiler room! 

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. READY THE SAILS. GIRD YOUR LOINS. SEASON 3, AKA FRANCHISE GIRL SEASON, IS UPON US. Use this overture to prepare your ears, heart, and mind for the bracket we have all been waiting for. Watch the films, make your predictions, and we'll see you on the battlefield!

Ya know those cute little paper cups that get handed out at Costco? With the bite sized samples of your favorite treats? It's like that, but instead of a mouth full of  peanut butter pretzel bites, you're getting an ear full of your favorite horror podcast and what kind of delights you can expect from Season 2!!!! Giggle along with us as we reveal the Season 2 bracket and set ourselves up for an epic season. 

A tasty little taste of what you can expect from Season 1 of Final Girl Standing. Who's in the Season 1 bracket? Who's hot? Who's not? Who let the dogs out? It'll all be defined in this quick overture. Shhhhh it's starting!! 

Miss Caroline from Little Monsters and Mia from Evil Dead (2013) duke it out in a massage parlor. Don't go too fast or else you'll trip on your clown shoes! No idea what the hell we're talking about? Then listen to the finale where our guest judge, and phenomenal referee, Reyna Cervantes (you may know her from Bloody Disgusting, Fangoria, and so much more) oversees the battle with a fair and firm ruling. There's giggles, there's gore, and in the end one of these horror queens is crowned the Final Girl Standing of SEASON 2!!!!!!